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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > TRP Sack Race 2023/24: Sack to the Future
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kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

 Big Woy Hodgson and 8 (eight)

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Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
Pochettino will be the first of eleven

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Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
 Paul Heckingbottom(of the table), first of seven

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Good ball by Dixon
Oct 18, 2012
 8, Roberto de Zerbi

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


 8 sackings, David Moyes will be first. Europa Conference was a stay of execution and they've only weakened since then.

The other seven will be:

Iraola
Edwards
Hodgson
Howe
Cooper
Heckingbottom
Postgegeoluu

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Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


 Iraola, 9 sackings

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Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
after extremely careful consideration and definitely not just thinking about it for like 30 seconds i've determined Big Roy Hodgson will be the first to go out of 9 total

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


 Paul Heckingbottom. 7 total

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kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Doctor Teeth posted:

Paul Heckingbottom. 7 total

Is this a real person

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

kri kri posted:

Is this a real person

he played for Mansfield, so no

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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
De Zerbi and 11 sackings total.

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bofa salesman
Nov 6, 2009

 Klopp and 12. Hoping for a chaotic season

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




 Julen Lopetegui will be the first of nine sackings

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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Moyes, 8

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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
One sacking. Pep

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franks
Jan 1, 2007

Alcoholism is the only
disease you can get
yelled at for having.

Barry Shitpeas posted:

One sacking. Pep

I like the cut of your jib, Barry Shitpeas

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whostolemyhat
Jan 15, 2014

 Got to be Moyes, first of 9 (nine)

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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Iraola to lead a very conservative seven total sackings

RIP to Lopetegui (bad team), Heckingbottom (massively out of his depth), Cooper (it's Steve Cooper), Edwards (not a real person), Hodgson (too angry to die but not to get sacked) and, regrettably, Silva

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

whostolemyhat posted:

Got to be Moyes, first of 9 (nine)

Given how the transfer window is going and rumors of him not like the new DoF, what happens if Moyes is sacked before the season starts?

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 new season counts from when the fixture list was released IMO

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Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
I can't look past David Moyes as the first of eight sackings this season.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Shrapnig posted:

David Moyes will lead the line of eight (8) sackings in the Barclaycard English Premiereship


Frankston posted:

8 sackings, David Moyes will be first. Europa Conference was a stay of execution and they've only weakened since then.

The other seven will be:

Iraola
Edwards
Hodgson
Howe
Cooper
Heckingbottom
Postgegeoluu


sticksy posted:

Moyes, 8


Starsnostars posted:

I can't look past David Moyes as the first of eight sackings this season.

Might as well pay out now OP

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


 Lots of people settling on eight sackings, which means we're either getting very few or there will be more sackings than there are clubs

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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

 1. Cooper
2. Moyes
3. Lopetegui


IN THAT ORDER


12 sackings total

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

 First sacking will be Sean Dyche and there will be seven total sackings this year

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


 Heckingbottom, 10 sackings

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nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
:redflag:
Easy: Erik ten Hag will be first and there will be 11 sackings in total.

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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
Cooper and 10 total

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Major Operation
Jan 1, 2006

 Steve Cooper will be the first of 13 managers sacked.

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Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
Moyes will be the first of 13

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
 Klopp and 10. Kl0pp for short

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


 For some reason I have a hunch about Lopetegui and a record 16 sackings

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1687343950896533504

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
 Coward managers ruining the sack race by signaling their intentions, it's not right

Imo any sacking that happens before the start of matchday 1 does not count as a sack race sacking as the race hasnt started yet.

Based on the rules I'm making up as I go along if Lopetegui leaves before the season starts then anyone who guessed him gets to pick again. If he lasts one game and then goes, congrats you're a winner. Do you dare take the chance

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

 If he quits and Wolves appoint a new permanent manager before the start of the season does that still count?

E: Thanks to Leeds Lover for clarification

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005
No way, that’s not a sacking

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lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
 Soon we will have our first sacking

https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1687462168441028608

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


 Lopetegui posts in this thread and is doing insider trading, it's not on

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

 Jürgen Klopp, first of 5.

I like to hold the green spots on a roulette wheel if you'll give me the chip.

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an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!
 feel like i'm cheating, making a call so close to the start of the season and with two (2 (two!)) different managers basically putting in their notice this week.

so to avoid the obvious moyes/lopetegui call, i'm gonna go with marco silva on account of 2nd season syndrome and teams actually treating them like a premier league side this time around. no points up until the international break, then a home loss to luton will be the clincher.

six sackings from five clubs. i'm predicting a fairly conservative year this time around.

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cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
 David Moyes will be sacked before Ange, total sackings of 20, 3 from Chelsea, 2 from Everton, 2 from West ham

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