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- FutonForensic
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burning down the historic Pizza Barn for insurance
 
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Jul 28, 2023 15:48
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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I'm not allowed in the parts of town that have restaurants like that.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! 
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Jul 28, 2023 16:05
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- Finger Prince
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I've been to both, once. Neither was memorable. I've been to an olive garden too, also once.
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Jul 28, 2023 17:26
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- Happy Hippo
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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island
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be sure to dress up as your favorite character from goodfellas at cheesecake factory and youll get access to the secret menu
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Jul 28, 2023 23:29
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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"this just looks like a normal restaurant, where's the conveyer belt with white gloved hands on robot arms?" I think, trying to contain my disappointment and not ruin my birthday dinner
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Jul 29, 2023 01:44
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- DoomCroissant
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Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust
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waitress: hello, welcome to the cheesecake factory
*hands you what appears to be moby dick by herman melville*
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Jul 29, 2023 02:36
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- google THIS
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waitress: hello, welcome to the cheesecake factory
*hands you what appears to be moby dick by herman melville*
Thr Cheesecake Factory's overly large menu ensures that their cooks never make any particular item often enough to get good at it
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Jul 29, 2023 04:36
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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a loud steam whistle blows, and a line of burly men with metal lunchboxes in soot-covered overalls punch in at the time clock on their way to sing happy birthday to joanna at table 31
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Jul 29, 2023 04:51
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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a sneering man in a suit and top hat slowly paces up and down the overhead catwalk staring at the employees and diners below, occasionally glancing at his pocketwatch
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Jul 29, 2023 04:55
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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All the old-timers are missing their lower jaw after decades of licking the cutting wire.
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Jul 29, 2023 06:38
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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i always try to get a booth by the back window so i can watch the men with shovels unload the foil wrapped bricks of cream cheese from the train into the chute
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Jul 29, 2023 06:41
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- Finger Prince
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I heard they're looking for an experience tool & pie maker.
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Jul 29, 2023 06:48
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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And we're living here in Allentown/
And they're closing Cheesecake Factory down
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Jul 29, 2023 07:07
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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As seen in footage from the award-winning Godfrey Reggiano film Koyaancheesecakqi
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Jul 29, 2023 07:10
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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that was a cheesecake factory, that one was too. started shutting down one by one in the 70s. that's why they call towns like this The Crust Belt
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Jul 29, 2023 07:11
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- Wertjoe
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The inside of Cheesecake Factory looks like a the inside of a casino to me. It's all weird columns and bad decoration that is supposed to look fancy. Now on the flip side of this the inside of the Spaghetti Factory by me has a trolley car stuffed into the dining room.
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Jul 29, 2023 09:46
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- FutonForensic
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you know you hitting the big time when they let you eat on the big trolley car at the spaghetti factory.
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Jul 29, 2023 13:38
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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They should worry less about stuffing trains into the dining room and more about stuffing spaghetti into diners imho.
For the last time, Mom, I don't care what the line cooks promised you, you can't order being stuffed by a train.
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Jul 29, 2023 18:43
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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loudly claiming the how it's made spaghetti episode is inauthentic because there is no visible trolley car in the factory
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Jul 29, 2023 19:39
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- Finger Prince
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They finally fixed the guardrail around marinara vat #7 after Tony fell in. That tragedy could have been completely avoided if they'd listened to our complaints! If you see management trying to pass that stuff off as vegan, you go straight to the union, OK?
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Jul 29, 2023 20:49
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Was that an oompa-loompa rolling a giant blue crying cheesecake?
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Jul 29, 2023 21:16
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When you think about it "The Cheesecake Factory" would be a good name for a knockoff Hooters
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Jul 29, 2023 23:04
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