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Once gambled away their mother's ashes
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Jul 29, 2023 05:44
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Is in possession of someone else's mother's ashes
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Jul 29, 2023 05:47
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Is in possession of a huge number of people's mother's ashes (owns and manages a columbarium for a living)
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Jul 29, 2023 05:57
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always plays skyrim with the default character, never even realized there is a character creator
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Jul 29, 2023 05:59
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Has many gigs of Skyrim mods. You know the ones.
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Jul 29, 2023 06:54
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Has a Skyrim character that collects people’s mother’s ashes in their virtual Viking home.
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Jul 29, 2023 06:56
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Has a Skyrim mod that inexplicably removes all the ash from Solstheim
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Jul 29, 2023 06:59
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Derpies parachute account
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Jul 29, 2023 07:06
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istewart posted:Derpies parachute account You remember that boss you had at Kohl's twenty years ago that was on a power trip and a complete rear end in a top hat? This guy. He's way less of an rear end in a top hat now though, to be fair.
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Jul 29, 2023 07:11
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BigHead is the sole person responsible for the sticky floors you come across when you visit a theater Yes, all of them
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Jul 29, 2023 07:18
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ChickenHeart posted:BigHead is the sole person responsible for the sticky floors you come across when you visit a theater derpies parachute account squealer
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Jul 29, 2023 08:08
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Has never actually done heroin E: busted SilvergunSuperman fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Jul 29, 2023 |
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Jul 29, 2023 09:37
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Drawer full of granny panties.
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Jul 29, 2023 09:40
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is a mod
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Jul 29, 2023 10:17
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Dresses up kittens in clothes they make themselves. That doesn't seem like a dark secret but they are raising the kittens to be an army!
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Jul 29, 2023 10:23
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Wasn't actually him the whole time.
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Jul 29, 2023 17:17
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Has a titty rowboat but is embarrassed to take it out on the lake because of all the uptight stiffs in the area.
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Jul 29, 2023 17:53
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Can’t smell farts
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Jul 29, 2023 22:05
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Won't smell *my* farts
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Jul 29, 2023 22:06
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Gets off on the smell of burning ants
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Jul 29, 2023 22:13
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Big fan of Ghaddafi
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Jul 29, 2023 22:16
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Big fan of Josh Gad
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Jul 29, 2023 22:20
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Toxic Mental posted:Big fan of Josh Gad Only pretends to know who Josh gad is
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Jul 29, 2023 22:42
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Doesn’t eat their vegetables
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Jul 29, 2023 23:02
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their bags sometimes don’t fly until nearly 2:00 pm eastern standard time
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Jul 29, 2023 23:08
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Has been fined and arrested multiple times for giving drugs to squirrels.
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Jul 29, 2023 23:11
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Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
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Jul 31, 2023 16:55
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Had just killed this thread and didn't even have the decency to tell the mods.
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Jul 31, 2023 17:06
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Has actually greatly exaggerated the level of popular demand.
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Aug 2, 2023 01:27
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Has demanded that others greatly exaggerate his popularity.
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Aug 2, 2023 01:54
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Pisses in the sink without removing the dishes first
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Aug 2, 2023 02:16
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Gloryhole cartographer
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Aug 2, 2023 02:29
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Ate a dude once
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Aug 2, 2023 03:48
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Is actually the Pope.
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Aug 2, 2023 04:29
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Tried to get me sign up for their lovely essential oils MLM
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Aug 2, 2023 05:12
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Keeps a little baggy of pigshit in their back pocket--they like the squishy feeling when they sit down on it.
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Aug 2, 2023 05:21
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Visits multiple public toilets a day and licks all the seats. Sees nothing wrong with this.
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Aug 2, 2023 05:33
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hides cameras in public restrooms. not to be a creep, but to catch criminals like bowl lickers and other such freaks and weirdos. or at least that’s what they claim
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Aug 2, 2023 06:07
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ate poo poo on live tv
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Aug 2, 2023 06:08
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Has a picture of a dead cat in his avatar
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Aug 2, 2023 06:10
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