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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! It's time for Rampage! Last week, we saw an amazing Royal Rampage, and because Tony Khan loves us, we're getting a second battle royal this week!* Plus more!



https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1684595752599957504?s=20

A future shot at the AEW World Tag Team Titles is on the line, and it's being decided by a tag team battle royal! The big news here** is the reunion of the Blind Drawl Eliminator Tag Team Tournament darlings of Big Bill and Brian Cage! Will their showing in this be as impressive as it was in the tournament? It could be, but it won't be easy, as The Hardys also reunite for this battle royal. And Jay Lethal teams not with his regular partner Jeff Jarrett, but with "One in a Billion" Santam Singh. He's so tall! And with teams like The Butcher and The Blade, 2point0, Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal, Ethan Page & Isiah Kassidy, and The SAP, this battle royal could be anyone's to win!

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1684656150371786754?s=20

It's the fourth meeting between former AEW Women's World Champions Hikaru Shida and "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose! With the field wide open*** for a shot at the AEW Women's World Championship, a win here by either woman would certainly catapult them into contention, and maybe even that coveted match at either All In or All Out.

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1684685356279488517?s=20

Originally, this was to be a match between Kip Sabian and Scorpio Sky, but due an injury, Sky had to back out. But Sabian's not getting the night off! No, he gets to go one on one with the amazing Komander! Both men here could certainly use the win, so what will win out; the lucha stylings of Komander, or the underhanded tactics of Sabian?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1685055028518944768?s=20

Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven. Matt Taven.****

With Mike Bennett and Maria.

And Matt Taven.


*And we love you too, Tony.
**After Big Bill. And Santam Singh.
***Soccer reference? You decide!
****Matt Taven.

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bartok
May 10, 2006



Just got done watching Shin Kamen Rider in time to catch the ending of Training Day again. Thumbs up from me for both Shin Kamen Rider and Training Day.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


a battle royal and shida, what more can you ask for?

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.
King Kong ain't got poo poo on me.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Matt. Taven.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Serpentico will get a victory royale

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Were going to see serpentico murdered with a standing doomsday device

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


who is chris daniels teaming with


e: oh sydal, thanks excalibur

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

Training Day.

Wouldn't you rather watch King Kong?

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

so big, so bill

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.
OMG listen to that Big Bill chant. This rules.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Duke Pukem posted:

who is chris daniels teaming with

Im gonna go with Matt sydal

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Duke Pukem posted:

who is chris daniels teaming with

Matt Sydel

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


nice Big Bill chant

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Cage fears Luther

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Tits out Luther lost?!

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


nooooo sir pentico

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
chaos project out? time to turn off rampage

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Big bill big chillin in the corner

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.
You know what this Battle Royale needs?


More Big Bill chants.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Albigny is Big Bill country, Albillny

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


goddamn, hope his knee is ok

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It's subtle, but I'm getting the impression that Satnam is very tall.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Brother zay never jump at the tall guy in a battle royale you fool

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
BIG BILL MAMORU HIS FRIEND

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
This is the most jobber filled battle royal AEW has had I think

thank god for Big Bill

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I dont know who could win this besides the big machine

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.

Jerusalem posted:

It's subtle, but I'm getting the impression that Satnam is very tall.

But he is by definition, not Big. Only William is big.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

The "hit a guy where you think he's eliminated then turn around and celebrate" trope is one of my favorites :allears:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

RandolphCarter posted:

I dont know who could win this besides the big machine

I guess the Hardys, but that would upset me

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Big people doing headbutts like their heads are somehow harder than everyone elses will always be one of the funniest wrestling tropes to me

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
CRUNCH GOES THE SPINE

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Oh my God that looked nasty

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Really hoping Jeff can't overcome these odds

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


The biggest twist is that Satnam is large but bill is big

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


mooseinfants posted:

Big people doing headbutts like their heads are somehow harder than everyone elses will always be one of the funniest wrestling tropes to me

small people like maki itoh having an iron head is even funnier

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Aw I was hoping for Big Bill Poetry in Motion

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Looked like a nice botch there between Butcher and Daniels.

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