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but then they will have not committed the perfect murder and i'm the winner
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Coolguye posted:but then they will have not committed the perfect murder and i'm the winner Hmm, most people would consider an axe through the head not to be a winning strategy, but I'm not Olympic level perfect murderery person so possibly I'm wrong on that.
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Jul 30, 2023 06:54
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replace a person's clothing with identical-looking weighted-clothing and then invite them to a fully-clothed night swim, and cut the brakes to their car so they get into a deadly crash on the way to the lake.
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Jul 30, 2023 06:58
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Slip a little social media into their morning coffee every day until they develop a crippling and incurable social media addiction.
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Jul 30, 2023 08:54
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Invite them over for a pool party, wait until they get in the pool, remove the ladder. Hit them in the head with the ladder, they will sink, nobody ever checks the bottom of the pool.
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Jul 30, 2023 09:18
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Infest all their toilet seats, shoes, and basement/attic light switches with black widows.
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Jul 30, 2023 09:25
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aniviron posted:Invite them over for a pool party, wait until they get in the pool, remove the ladder. In the ol' professional murder biz, we call this 'Simming'.
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Jul 30, 2023 09:30
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Invite them to the Yellowstone zone of death. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hECaXfk2Wo4
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Darth Brooks posted:Invite them to the Yellowstone zone of death. Is camping there legal? If so, it'd be a great place for a gooncamp.
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