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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we plan the perfect murder
 
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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

 I'm going to get a goon to do my murder for me for posting cred

* # ¿ Jul 29, 2023 14:39
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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Step 1: Murder the OP with whatever is handy at the time.
Step 2: Walk into the nearest police station and confess.
Step 3: Walk out shortly thereafter to adoring crowds.
Step 4: Get agent.
Step 5: Begin monetization: book tours, podcasts, merchandise, etc
Step 6: Party all the time.

Like OJ you better obey OShea

* # ¿ Jul 29, 2023 14:54
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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Schweinhund posted:

Fly a plane into a building

brb

* # ¿ Jul 29, 2023 16:18
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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

nice obelisk idiot posted:

Get someone very drunk and lure them down to a labyrinthine crypt with the promise of a cask of amontillado. In their enfeebled and confused state, start an encounter with a lich and their army of skeleton warriors

I feel like I should roll for initiative

* # ¿ Jul 29, 2023 22:52
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we plan the perfect murder