ITT we plan the perfect murder

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we plan the perfect murder

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

*escapes on foot*

*defense lawyer raises questions about forensic team's interest in feet*

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 12:45

# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:13

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

I would simply not murder, OP.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 14:47

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

i'd go for the classic stab them with an icicle, melt the evidence.

Classic. Remember to pay for the icicle at the ice rink with your own credit card

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 15:05

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

I never leave home without at least 5 pieces of fake hitler moustasches that i can slap on the face of my victims

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 18:57

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