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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we plan the perfect murder
 
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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
 Slip a little social media into their morning coffee every day until they develop a crippling and incurable social media addiction.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

aniviron posted:

Invite them over for a pool party, wait until they get in the pool, remove the ladder.

In the ol' professional murder biz, we call this 'Simming'.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we plan the perfect murder