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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we plan the perfect murder
 
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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Step 1: Murder the OP with whatever is handy at the time.
Step 2: Walk into the nearest police station and confess.
Step 3: Walk out shortly thereafter to adoring crowds.
Step 4: Get agent.
Step 5: Begin monetization: book tours, podcasts, merchandise, etc
Step 6: Party all the time.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Murder Jeffery in his sleep and then simply be long since dead of old age by the time anyone notices anything is amiss.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we plan the perfect murder