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Step 1: Invent time travel Step 2: find out who's going to be on my murder trial jury. Step 3: Find out who is the person all the jury people hate the most in the world is. Step 4: Kill that person. Step 5: Find out I'm dead as that person was me. 
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Invite a detective and a bunch of squabbling rich folk for a weekend a long at a scary haunted mansion Wait until the perfect murder happens and you hear about it after the detective solves it and tells everyone who dunno it.
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Jul 29, 2023 16:49
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Be an 80's action hero and come up with a really good one liner. But like just the best one.
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Jul 29, 2023 17:30
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Marry an icicle millionaire than stab them with a sharpened person and then melt the person so there's no murder weapon.
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Jul 30, 2023 00:57
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BigBadSteve posted:Kill you are self.What are they gonna do, send your corpse to prison? Yes.
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Jul 30, 2023 00:58
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Just invent human beings, they're very good at finding ways to kill people. After that you can just sit back and let nature do it things.
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Jul 30, 2023 03:39
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Coolguye posted:i live well, in happiness and health. i eat right, work out, get regular medical checkups. i pay attention to my loved ones, and genuinely enjoy my time on this planet. in so doing, i extend my life past my target's. the perfect murder because time does my work for me. lol, your targets totally just going to pick axe you in your sleep like a normal person would.
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Jul 30, 2023 06:43
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Coolguye posted:but then they will have not committed the perfect murder and i'm the winner Hmm, most people would consider an axe through the head not to be a winning strategy, but I'm not Olympic level perfect murderery person so possibly I'm wrong on that.
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Jul 30, 2023 06:54
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