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Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Politic your poo poo and create a demand for a face recognition laser the state can seamlessly implement into ID scanning software, but then use a high powered laser instead of the scanning one nanoseconds after you get a positive ID.

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Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

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Let your attorney argue to let you say bitch in public again, win your case, then provoke a fight with planted "neutral" witnesses to testify that the fight was 2 ways no matter what the victim does, hold them illegally for 2 or 3 weeks before trial, stage a fake "retaliation" "gang" fight in the joint, obtain a positive ID via blood sample, intimidate victim into pleading guilty to a felony assault charge, car insurance drops them, car dependent previously and currently disabled victim can't personally obtain food firsthand that isn't tampered with, dies of starvation or food poisoning, no cops catch a murder charge.

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

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lol, *heep heep*

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Buce posted:

easy. i'll make bullets out of ice and shoot them from my ghost gun (also made of ice) while wearing a disposable bunny suit (made of ice). after the deed is done, I simply put all my ice equipment in the freezer and put a huge lock on it. good luck getting though a lock, idiots.

Especially if the ice key is in the freezer. :hmmyes:

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Let your victim live into old age and die of natural causes.

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