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So that's why we're all playing Monopoly.
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 14:30 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:43 |
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monopoly is only bad because people are too careful with their money. it isn't real money and you should be way more willing to go for broke. take chances. |
# ? Jul 29, 2023 15:47 |
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rear end-penny posted:monopoly is only bad because people are too careful with their money. it isn't real money and you should be way more willing to go for broke. take chances. Monopoly sucks big time shits. It's the worst of board games. The worst kind of games.
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 16:28 |
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rear end-penny posted:monopoly is only bad because people are too careful with their money. it isn't real money and you should be way more willing to go for broke. take chances. hell yeah! the sooner you go broke the sooner you can play nintendo instead!
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 16:29 |
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monopoly is so much funner when it's a race to bankruptcy
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 16:31 |
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dibs on being the black car though - i will fight you
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 16:31 |
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Try playing backwards. Everyone starts with fully developed properties, and if you land on someone else's square they have to pay you. |
# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:39 |
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don't worry, i got star wars monopoly |
# ? Jul 30, 2023 02:49 |
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DoomCroissant posted:don't worry, i got star wars monopoly do NOT put a hotel on endor |
# ? Jul 30, 2023 03:19 |
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Making the game extra fun by pointing out that the free parking thing is just a house rule and it's not a special place at all and yes I have the pages that prove this memorized.
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 08:29 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:hell yeah! the sooner you go broke the sooner you can play nintendo instead! Way ahead of you, pal!
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 14:58 |
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monopoly sucks and that's the point
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 15:56 |
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your friend sk posted:monopoly sucks and that's the point It's very funny how it was originally a game created to illustrate the futility and awfulness of a capitalist system and it's become this game your younger brother always tried to get you to play even though you'd rather eat glass.
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 17:09 |
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hey it's me, a monopoly enjoyer! don't worry, i stapled a ton of rules to the board so that it can be even remotely fun for any of us! just kidding i made the game three hours instead lmao
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 23:12 |
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your friend sk posted:do NOT put a hotel on endor check it, my hotel chain in alderaan is complete and I finally forced the imperial senate to convene there instead of corsucant victory is within my grasp |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 07:09 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:hell yeah! the sooner you go broke the sooner you can play nintendo instead! |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 07:11 |
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dunno which game I like less, Monopoly or Life |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 07:54 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:hell yeah! the sooner you go broke the sooner you can play nintendo instead! this. gently caress a bored game
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 08:31 |
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 12:37 |
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Escape From Noise posted:
Id play monopoly over the game of life any day
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 13:17 |
monopoly is fine, it's no scrabble but as long as you don't do the dumb free parking house rule it's not awful
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 14:44 |
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It's actually meant to be drawn out and terrible. Quakers used it to illustrate the futility of competing with your fellow man in a capitalist system. Yet somehow people find several hours of circling a board over and over "fun".
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 15:40 |
if it takes several hours to play a game of monopoly you're doing something wrong
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 15:52 |
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can't believe they didn't call it Monopony
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 15:59 |
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this is what marx meant by "commodity fetishism", btw |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 17:20 |
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watho posted:if it takes several hours to play a game of monopoly you're doing something wrong yeah, playing monopoly |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 18:25 |
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I always play as a dwarf druid |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 19:34 |
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your friend sk posted:yeah, playing monopoly |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 20:28 |
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your friend sk posted:yeah, playing monopoly
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 20:53 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:hell yeah! the sooner you go broke the sooner you can play nintendo instead! This is the correct way to play Monopoly. |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 20:58 |
your friend sk posted:yeah, playing monopoly
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:07 |
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your friend sk posted:yeah, playing monopoly |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:17 |
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Every time I think of monopoly I think of that one guy that powergamed it out and min/maxed a strategy that prevented anyone else from being able to actually play the game by insisting the players follow the rules as written in the rulebook and buying every house but never converting them into Hotels, so that the bank had no houses to sell and no one could improve their property. |
# ? Aug 2, 2023 02:08 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Every time I think of monopoly I think of that one guy that powergamed it out and min/maxed a strategy that prevented anyone else from being able to actually play the game by insisting the players follow the rules as written in the rulebook and buying every house but never converting them into Hotels, so that the bank had no houses to sell and no one could improve their property. the guy that grew up to cause the mortage crisis |
# ? Aug 2, 2023 02:27 |
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Wait, why does the rules prevent you from buying hotels?
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 16:12 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Wait, why does the rules prevent you from buying hotels? the rules say explicitly that there have to be houses in the stock to buy them (no replacement pieces). so if you put four houses on all of your properties, you can prevent players from buying anything other than hotels. since you have to keep properties evenly spaced on a group it means you'd have to buy three hotels immediately which is too expensive to manage |
# ? Aug 2, 2023 16:49 |
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I'm just visiting© |
# ? Aug 2, 2023 23:07 |
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I call UNO and my last card is a reversal card. |
# ? Aug 3, 2023 04:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkN6xxyEgZc |
# ? Aug 3, 2023 05:21 |
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