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Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Where there's smoke there's fire

Where there's grass there's soil

Where there's eggs there's chickens

Where there's crowds there's people

Where there's restaurants there's inspectors

Where there's hospitals there's nurses

Where there's trucks there's tires

Where there's a salon there's hair on the floor

Where there's alphabets there's letters/symbols

Where there's a Macarena there's fruit punch

Where there's grandpa there's tech questions

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jul 29, 2023

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:55

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 16:31

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Takes all sorts to play a game of baseball

Gyms welcome both newbies and bodybuilders

The more you stare the further you'll see

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:57

Dumb Sex-Parrot

Stand on one leg too long and you'll fall over.

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:16

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Rome wasn't built in a century

Atlantis wasn't around in 1982

The glutes are strongrer than the deltoids

Most court sentences aren't consecutive

Boobs are fine but 80085 are better

# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:32

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Kid's first friend is his mother

Better a scarf than mittens in the cold

Always more gold back in the gold mine

In France, they just call them fries

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jul 29, 2023

# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:53

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

God willing and the sea levels don't rise several feet

# ? Jul 29, 2023 21:06

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Two possum tails and the sun won't rise on yer grits if the devil's cooking with a mule spoon, I reckon

# ? Jul 29, 2023 21:20

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

you know what they say; when a tiger trips, it falls.

# ? Jul 30, 2023 01:39

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

the man who stands on a toliet is high on pot

# ? Jul 30, 2023 02:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

Two possum tails and the sun won't rise on yer grits if the devil's cooking with a mule spoon, I reckon

lol

# ? Jul 30, 2023 03:17

Finger Prince

They say don't change horses mid stream, but if wolves're nippin at yer heels, the horse'll make that decision for ye!

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

dick size don't matter much when ur knee high to a grasshopper!! :clint:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:24

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Know what they sa': Five bales of hay gets you two cords of firewood at the market, if you barter right

# ? Jul 30, 2023 18:05

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

plow at night, oxen's delight

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Jul 30, 2023 18:17

Quadramind

Every cave has its smell

# ? Jul 30, 2023 18:55

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

marriage is like farmin'; you always save some of the harvest for next year's seed

# ? Jul 31, 2023 00:21

AdvilSmith: Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

your friend sk posted:

plow at night, oxen's delight

Plow at noon, oxen's bad mood

thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹

# ? Jul 31, 2023 04:36

Finger Prince

AdvilSmith posted:

Plow at noon, oxen's bad mood

Plow at noon, oxen says moo

# ? Jul 31, 2023 04:47

Finger Prince

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead water to a horse.

# ? Jul 31, 2023 04:51

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

a bird in the hand is no bird at all

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# ? Jul 31, 2023 06:19

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
put two fish in a bush instead

# ? Jul 31, 2023 07:18

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

When you trade horses with yer coz, don't go fishin' in the hayloft

# ? Jul 31, 2023 07:54

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Remember, gumshoes ain't gum and they ain't shoes

# ? Jul 31, 2023 13:02

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Don't count your chickens

# ? Jul 31, 2023 13:03

Manifisto

if at first you don't succeed, sow their lawn with dandelion seed

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 31, 2023 15:11

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

take my simple advice
pull down your pants and slide on the ice

# ? Jul 31, 2023 15:13

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

salt in the field, ??? yield

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# ? Jul 31, 2023 18:37

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Never trust a man been rightly convicted of murder

e: Oh. Wait. That one is actually pretty clear and could be useful advice for some people to follow.

# ? Jul 31, 2023 19:14

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Know what they say, car behind you honks three times, YOU honk three times

# ? Jul 31, 2023 19:15

google THIS

Don't worry about what you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros, worry about what you give

# ? Jul 31, 2023 19:28

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Don't lasso yer tobaccy with the same rope that got yer pappy out of the coal mine *faceplants in manure pile*

# ? Jul 31, 2023 20:58

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

Don't worry about what you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros, worry about what you give

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 31, 2023 22:11

Jaguars!

You got to know when to wash 'em,
Know when to fold 'em,
Know when to hang them up,
And know when to dry.
You never rinse your shirts
When you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for starchin'
When the ironing's done.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 01:03

frump truck: hello... again!

don't chaff your wheat before it germs

# ? Aug 1, 2023 01:21

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Gaylor Moon posted:

you know what they say; when a tiger trips, it falls.

oh my god

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Aug 1, 2023 03:56

Manifisto

Jaguars! posted:

You got to know when to wash 'em,
Know when to fold 'em,
Know when to hang them up,
And know when to dry.
You never rinse your shirts
When you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for starchin'
When the ironing's done.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 1, 2023 13:31

google THIS

God helps those who help themselves help their mothers help Gertrude from next door, you remember her, help Mr. Frank who works down at the Piggly Wiggly, you remember him, sneak out the back window before her husband gets home

# ? Aug 1, 2023 16:49

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

If the boat floats, give it just one more coat
Bit if it sinks, you have to replace the whole sink

# ? Aug 1, 2023 20:36

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Quickest way to Santa's heart is through his Ways & Mean Commitee.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 20:37

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 16:31

Finger Prince

Ye cannae tae the sheep'n te th' laird wi'oot crossing the heather.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 22:06

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