I ordered a salad.

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Duck and Cover: Apr 6, 2007

Pretty good have you ever had such a thing? The green part? Irrelevant I'm here for the glazed pecans or maybe they're walnuts? Anyway gorgonzola, pear, cranberries, also pretty good. Normally I'm a blue cheese dressing person but this salad comes with balsamic vinaigrette which is probably a better choice for it. Oh yeah and I got chicken on top.

fake edit: It's walnuts at least according to the menu.

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Did you get it tossed op? :grin:

# ? Jul 30, 2023 04:51

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

walnuts taste too gross so you have to put them in a salad

# ? Jul 30, 2023 04:52

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

I dont like salad OP

# ? Jul 30, 2023 04:54

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Who the hell eats salad these days? I'm on that fructose and microplastics diet.

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:04

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

thousand island is my favorite salad dressing, you really can't beat a good crisp caesar salad either

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:08

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

Who has time to visit thousands of islands

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:09

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When I buy radishes, I use the greens for salads.

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:12

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Groupon only at 50% culpable.

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:16

Carebear: Apr 16, 2003; If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. Yes, you will. No, you will...not. Yesno you will won't.

Homeade croutons are the best part of salads

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:23

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Carebear posted:

Homeade croutons are the best part of salads

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:26

Duck and Cover: Apr 6, 2007

Edmund Sparkler posted:

When I buy radishes, I use the greens for salads.

Well if it's anything like radish sprouts/mustard greens then this is a good idea.

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:28

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

put some beets in ur salad

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:35

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

One time I used sliced fresh zucchini instead of sliced cucumber in my salad and I realized it's way better.

# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:38

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

# ? Jul 30, 2023 07:12

Duck and Cover: Apr 6, 2007

Nooner posted:

THAT'S CEREAL NOT A SALAD WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU DOING NOONER GET YOUR HEAD INTO THE GAME gently caress!

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# ? Jul 30, 2023 07:17

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You clown. You absolute fool.

# ? Jul 30, 2023 07:26

Happy Landfill: Feb 26, 2011; I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Salad is good, op

# ? Jul 30, 2023 07:40

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Private Cumshoe posted:

walnuts taste too gross so you have to put them in a salad

# ? Jul 30, 2023 07:45

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I ordered a steak salad OP. I asked them to hold the salad though.

# ? Jul 30, 2023 08:45

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Sorry you order dinner like a BITCH.

# ? Jul 30, 2023 09:55

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Thanks for coming out op. :wave:

# ? Jul 30, 2023 12:32

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Duck and Cover posted:

THAT'S CEREAL NOT A SALAD WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU DOING NOONER GET YOUR HEAD INTO THE GAME gently caress!

If u use enough croutons and dressing a salad can kinda be a cereal also :shrug:

# ? Jul 30, 2023 14:28

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Carebear posted:

Homeade croutons are the best part of salads

It�s actually the tossing.

# ? Jul 30, 2023 15:05

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

2 pieces of iceburg, 4 hard boiled eggs, 4 oz ham cubes, 10 oz cheese, 1 cup 1000 island/ranch mix.

#cleaneating

# ? Jul 30, 2023 15:47

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

Nooner posted:

eat a bowl of crouton cereal with ranch dressing milk for the thread nooner.

# ? Jul 30, 2023 15:48

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Delicious salad :patriot:

# ? Jul 30, 2023 16:48

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
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maybealabia posted:

Delicious salad

Wow that's a lot of cum. :staredog:

# ? Jul 30, 2023 16:51

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Edmund Sparkler posted:

One time I used sliced fresh zucchini instead of sliced cucumber in my salad and I realized it's way better.

I want to try a zucchini pickle.

Overdog posted:

Wow that's a lot of cum.

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# ? Jul 30, 2023 16:54