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hot cocoa on the couch posted:looks like we're closing back in to the classic "post your height" style convergence for this type of thread. thoughts on a poll before i gas? As a fellow short person I too tire of the tall flaunting their proportions
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You really are tom7 aren't you Smug
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please do not harm the forums daddies by posting your height
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:more evidence that being tall is bad: the dutch Wait aren't you from the UK?
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Need to know smugs height for he is my enemy and if I'm taller then him that's a win
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Saalkin posted:Need to know smugs height for he is my enemy and if I'm taller then him that's a win hmm wonder if that information could mayhaps be found anywhere within this thread
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Saalkin posted:Wait aren't you from the UK? yeah but one of the good bits 
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Saalkin posted:Need to know smugs height for he is my enemy and if I'm taller then him that's a win Tall
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smugworth is 8ft tall and has the intimidating face and build of a moderator
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Smugworth posted:Tall oh wow the insecurity comes out immediately....
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SonOfGhostDad posted:my wife is tall and strangers feel compelled to approach her in public to tell her that she is tall. people get real sassy when my response to them shouting "WOW YOU'RE TALL" at my wife while we're getting drinks or whatever is "WOW YOU'RE FAT" I did this at an amusement park once when I was drunk. My friend chewed me out for it rightfully. I still feel like an rear end in a top hat to this day if that makes you feel any better
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I can see any of my forum enemies coming from miles away, I need only stretch my lengthy arms out to hold them back
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:hmm wonder if that information could mayhaps be found anywhere within this thread Was looking for shrek and got confused. My head being so high in the air that I get less oxygen and forgot about the avatar change. But all good everyone I'm slightly taller then smug! Panic! At The Tesco posted:yeah but one of the good bits I'll let this slide because the Scotts rule but remember you are still touching and ruled by the worthless English, something the Dutch don't have to deal with 
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A short lady asked me to get something from the top shelf in the grocery store. I obliged, and then I asked her to get me something from the bottom shelf and she did not return the favor. Double standard much?
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Dixville posted:I did this at an amusement park once when I was drunk. My friend chewed me out for it rightfully. I still feel like an rear end in a top hat to this day if that makes you feel any better was it at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios FL in 2012?
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Being tall is mega fail , tbqh
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Son of Rodney posted:Being tall is mega fail , tbqh short people always gotta make up for it by telling jokes like this
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SonOfGhostDad posted:it's p. cool, i don't have to get my step ladder to reach the top shelves Tall wife crew 
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Droogie posted:Tall wife crew I'm a little taller than my 6ft SO, since I'm not the only one that can reach the top shelf I just settle for bragging that I'm slightly taller to feel useful and cool. Also saying, "you're old". Life's good.
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https://youtu.be/kryX3W6tsZ4
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i thought we resolved this with the sig rule in the last thread, this is a gentle reminder, but i'll be forced to start filing reports if the situation doesn't improve
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Son of Rodney posted:Being tall is mega fail , tbqh Been saying this since joining the shorties
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Bad Purchase posted:i thought we resolved this with the sig rule in the last thread, this is a gentle reminder, but i'll be forced to start filing reports if the situation doesn't improve I followed the height siggy rule, people just refuse to conform to a height based forum and I think probes and bans are the only solution.
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Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm
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I ask my tall friends to take the lead in crowds so I don't get walked on. I need y'all.
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Saalkin posted:As a tall man I've NEVER once done this You just did
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Benny Harvey posted:You just did if you check his posting history it comes up in nearly every thread he posts in
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Toxic Mental posted:183cm 77kg 20cm thanks, finally a measurement I understand
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Benny Harvey posted:You just did 
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randy newman is a treasure of this earth and I buy Newman's Own brand salad dressing and eat it while pretending it was started by Randy Newman not Paul Newman
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Son of Rodney posted:Being tall is mega fail , tbqh The tall are a scourge that needs to be eradicated. Short Kings our time is at hand!
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deep dish peat moss posted:randy newman is a treasure of this earth and I buy Newman's Own brand salad dressing and eat it while pretending it was started by Randy Newman not Paul Newman short people is one of newman's top owns, though
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A common misconception about the song "Short People" by Randy Newman is that the song is making fun of little people like hot cocoa and myself, but "short" is meant in a figurative sense, intending to poke fun at people who are short-tempered and small-minded.
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Short people are cute and good for hugging. 
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Debunk This! posted:Short people are cute and good for hugging.
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Smugworth posted:A common misconception about the song "Short People" by Randy Newman is that the song is making fun of little people like hot cocoa and myself, but "short" is meant in a figurative sense, intending to poke fun at people who are short-tempered and small-minded. I think it's just going over your head
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Seems to me everyone else is tall but I'm told that's illogical and unreasonable
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You know, things get a whole lot better for everyone if everyone would just take the average height of a human being and index from that instead of arbitrarily splitting it up, imo.
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Yeah I'm short of patience for your bullshit
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ever notice that tall people drive like this "doo doo doo doo doo" and short people drive like this "dee dee dee dee dee?"
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