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numberoneposter posted:ever notice that tall people drive like this "doo doo doo doo doo" and short people drive like this "dee dee dee dee dee?" I have done both these things pre and post shrinkage, in fact
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numberoneposter posted:ever notice that tall people drive like this "doo doo doo doo doo" and short people drive like this "dee dee dee dee dee?" The only reason they still make telephone books is so that short folk can drive a car
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Short people advantages: Always down-to-earth Never have their head in the clouds You can count on them to always speak up They always look up to you You can stoop to their level but they can't stoop to yours deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Aug 1, 2023 |
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SonOfGhostDad posted:my wife is tall and strangers feel compelled to approach her in public to tell her that she is tall. people get real sassy when my response to them shouting "WOW YOU'RE TALL" at my wife while we're getting drinks or whatever is "WOW YOU'RE FAT" noted, next time I'll be sure to shout "THAT'S A HUGE BITCH"
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you go to a concert then theyre all like "we should stand at the back so we can see the whole stage"
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Aug 2, 2023 04:12
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Now that I'm short my wife tries to put me on her shoulders at concerts 
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Aug 2, 2023 11:58
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Joe Pesci.
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are you guys scared of being sued by the tolkein estate if you just call them hobbits?
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Avicus posted:Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci is what you get when you stick Robert De Niro and Danny DeVito into a blender. I'm not complaining about the results, I like him.
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Aug 2, 2023 13:06
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any of the thread regulars itt want a short guy gang tag
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:any of the thread regulars itt want a short guy gang tag Post the tag first
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Aug 2, 2023 13:34
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Short people are always getting stuck in ropes and need help getting out or accidentally locking themselves in cupboards I loving hate them
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Aug 2, 2023 14:25
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This one little guy at work is always ending up on top of the fridge and it's like PETER WHY. Happens at least once per quarter and hes always all "well I can't just jump down!" Like what were you doing up there in the first place there's no lollies there anymore the secretary ate them all. That's a whole other story.
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Aug 2, 2023 14:28
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short people eat less food and have smaller poops so clearly we need to eradicate the tall demons for the health of the earth
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Pimpcasso posted:short people eat less food and have smaller poops so clearly we need to eradicate the tall demons for the health of the earth Yeah but they drink like fish and are always passing out blocking the roads and that means more time cars are polluting.
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Aug 2, 2023 14:32
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poo poo I didn't realize I kept getting the urge to climb into locking cupboards or on top of the fridge to search for candy because I became short This explains so much. And my wife has to help me every time 
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Aug 2, 2023 14:33
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Bad Purchase posted:why make this thread, you know they're not gonna be able to reach the keyboard to respond vjcm hkj
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Poohs Packin posted:Short people are always getting stuck in ropes and need help getting out or accidentally locking themselves in cupboards I loving hate them Ropes are like catnip to the short. Pretty sick if you are trying to catch a leprechaun tbf. I got like 4 pots of gold last month alone
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Saalkin posted:Ropes are like catnip to the short. shorts prefer "vertically challenged" or "people of diminuatiuae". i understand the landscape of language is changing but gbs is not allowing that slur anymore. final warning.
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Aug 2, 2023 14:39
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Those little fuckers are always getting tangled up
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They're always really rude at bars and always want a "Long Island Iced Tea" so they can act like they can handle it. Next thing you know they're dangling from the punching bag arcade game.
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Aug 2, 2023 14:45
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im sick and tired of all these short people being able to get away with murder because police can't take their mugshots, its completely inexcusable, Jump For The Camera, Tiny
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Poohs Packin posted:They're always really rude at bars and always want a "Long Island Iced Tea" so they can act like they can handle it. Next thing you know they're dangling from the punching bag arcade game. Long Island iced tea for the tall and the tall alone!!!
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Aug 2, 2023 15:01
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We need a special jail for them honestly
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Aug 2, 2023 15:01
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They can always just limbo under the normal bars for normal size people. It's why crime is so bad in the United States
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They CONSTANTLY ask for uppies then want to be immediately put down again. It is infuriating.
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Bobcats posted:They CONSTANTLY ask for uppies then want to be immediately put down again. It is infuriating. Great workout though
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Aug 2, 2023 15:12
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At least text to speech is working, someone left some bugles by the phone
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Aug 2, 2023 15:17
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This is the most watched Portlandia clip on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoiDgJ1Qkdw Coincidence? I think not
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Aug 2, 2023 15:26
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Because short people got no reason to live and therefore take refuge in the absurdist understanding that life inherently has no meaning, and so short people must create their own reason to live, OP
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short people live longer on average than you tall freaks
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I tried being tall once. Just wasn’t for me. Had a few inches taken off the top and it’s been smooth sailing ever since.
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Aug 2, 2023 19:43
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everywhere i go, short construction workers are DELIBERATELY building low clearance door frames, so much so that i have a PERMANENT DENT in my forehead this kind of INJUSTICE will not STAND!!!
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Aug 2, 2023 19:49
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Smugworth posted:short people live longer on average than you tall freaks Thank gently caress
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Aug 2, 2023 19:58
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That's because even if you bury a short person vertically they won't be 6 feet under
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You know what they say about short guys 
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Insult from a short person to a tall person: "Hey at least i don't have to squint to masturbate!!!"
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You know what they say about short guys Long lives
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I don't know why but when I think of somebody who isn't immediately present I tend to view their height based on how much I respect them. People I have a low opinion of I tend to think of as short while people I respect seem tall to me. Anyone else think that way?
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Tarkus posted:I don't know why but when I think of somebody who isn't immediately present I tend to view their height based on how much I respect them. People I have a low opinion of I tend to think of as short while people I respect seem tall to me. Anyone else think that way? depends on what you think of as tall or short. numbers? examples?
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