why are short people like this?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > why are short people like this?

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

A short lady asked me to get something from the top shelf in the grocery store. I obliged, and then I asked her to get me something from the bottom shelf and she did not return the favor. Double standard much?

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ever notice that tall people drive like this "doo doo doo doo doo" and short people drive like this "dee dee dee dee dee?"

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

short people should be rounded up and cuddled mercilessly :glomp:

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