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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > why are short people like this?
 
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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

deep dish peat moss posted:

Short people advantages:

Always down-to-earth
Never have their head in the clouds
You can count on them to always speak up
They always look up to you
You can stoop to their level but they can't stoop to yours

Short people end up inadvertently inhaling a lot of farts. This can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the person.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > why are short people like this?