why are short people like this?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > why are short people like this?

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Son of Rodney posted:

Being tall is mega fail , tbqh

The tall are a scourge that needs to be eradicated.

Short Kings our time is at hand!

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Larry Cum Free posted:

Short people end up inadvertently inhaling a lot of farts. This can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the person.

Personally I love it

Edit: You're doing the (tiny) Lord's work Smug :hai:

MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Aug 11, 2023

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 01:54

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Smugworth posted:

Question for the vertically challenged ONLY

lifts: yay, or nay?
How much lift is too much lift?

No that's just dishonest. What happens when you take your shoes off and you suddenly shrink 4 inches. You're potential lover will run out of the nearest door/window/laundry chute

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 18:49

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