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best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

Pennywise the Frown posted:

What's up with.... oh...... ooohhhh :(

Bad news thread keeps getting worse :(

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Das Boo posted:

That was my point, homie!
Anyway, someone said Buffy the Vampire Slayer earlier and that movie holds up great.

It's totally over the top early 90's camp. Not sure if that meets the definition of "holds up".
You have to be in a certain mindset to enjoy it.

It's nothing like the show.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT PEEWEE DID SOME BAD STUFF?! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HATE HIM CAUSE IF THIS STUFF HE DID!

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

idc about the child porn stuff - dude liked to jack it and lived in an age where getting porn meant having to source it from locations, instead of just typing 'whatever weird poo poo I like that's also legal' into Search Jeeves. Sounds pretty plausible that he bought bulk loads of porn and there was some questionable material in there he didn't vet. No biggie.



What gets me is the indecency charges in the adult theatres. That poo poo was like brown-bagging: everyone knew you were going in there to do some off-brand poo poo. As long as you weren't a weirdo about it nothing would happen. When something happened, the question is how much of a weirdo were you being about it.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

CAMP FARTING ROCKS posted:

idc about the child porn stuff - dude liked to jack it and lived in an age where getting porn meant having to source it from locations, instead of just typing 'whatever weird poo poo I like that's also legal' into Search Jeeves. Sounds pretty plausible that he bought bulk loads of porn and there was some questionable material in there he didn't vet. No biggie.



What gets me is the indecency charges in the adult theatres. That poo poo was like brown-bagging: everyone knew you were going in there to do some off-brand poo poo. As long as you weren't a weirdo about it nothing would happen. When something happened, the question is how much of a weirdo were you being about it.

also that poo poo happened in like 1991. Adult theatres were well on their way out by then, they were already on the margins of being weirdo territory.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT PEEWEE DID SOME BAD STUFF?! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HATE HIM CAUSE IF THIS STUFF HE DID!

My childhood hero would stoop so low

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
as to star in Minecraft Story Mode

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Hollismason posted:

I stand by my assessment he was totally sus and a weird creep

I think you should be knocked off your high horse

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they should bring the porn theaters back as part of the retro craze sweeping today’s young adults

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Bad Purchase posted:

they should bring the porn theaters back as part of the retro craze sweeping today’s young adults

any theater can be a porn theater if you're determined enough

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Have there been any theaters that are basically trying to recreate the grind house style of theaters? I know places like Alamo Drafthouse and others screen those sorta movies occasionally but has anyone just gone all in?

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Das Boo posted:

So wait, did he turn himself in or did a rando tip off the cops?

Even the Wikipedia article makes it clear he turned himself in.

quote:

"Reubens turned himself in to the Hollywood division of the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) and was charged with misdemeanor possession of obscene material improperly depicting a child under the age of 18 in sexual conduct."

It's nothing like the McDs Hot Coffee case where a corporation used PR to defame an old woman who'd seared her labia to her leg, and it's loving gross to make the comparison bc it upsets you that Paul Reubens was good friends and in the same hobby as a guy who had CSAM, and then turns out he himself had it.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
As for why I said the very next day he turned himself in, that's because it's reported here in an article on the very first page of the thread. It could very well be an error on reporting but no again not anywhere close to McDs. I'm actually not sure if I even feel Paul Reubens actually did anything untoward, but that comparison is just loving gross to try and make anyone who is skeptical seem like they're being manipulated by PR :psyduck: If thats the case, who was trying to bring down Paul Reubens like McDs was the hot coffee lady? What nefarious org was anti-Peewee?

https://ew.com/article/2002/11/18/paul-pee-wee-reubens-charged-kid-porn-probe/

quote:

A day after Los Angeles police arrested actor Jeffrey Jones on child-porn charges, his pal Paul Reubens, a.k.a. Pee-wee Herman, turned himself in on a related charge of possessing child pornography, the Los Angeles Times reports.

I love PeeWee too but I'm willing to consider he was a person who wasn't perfect and had some sexual indiscretions in his time. If you don't want to believe it, fine. He's dead so you go with the narrative that suits you. A lot of people are gonna give PeeWee the benefit of the doubt bc he's PeeWee and he made smiley pancakes :unsmith:

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Aug 3, 2023

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
That doesn’t mean he voluntarily went to the police and said “pardon me I think I have some sus magazines.” Someone tipped off the cops, they investigated it and got a warrant, and they were literally ransacking his house when he found out.
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna4653913

What it means is that instead of the cops going to him and putting him in handcuffs and making him perp walk, he agreed to go to down to the station himself.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Yes that would be why I said he turned himself in. Not that they perp walked him.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

And also he only came forward about it in the wake of the Jeffrey Jones getting caught. As in, he turned himself in a day later. If you knew you had it...why wait so long? Fear?

If that is true, there being a tip-off from someone else who knew he had CSAM, and then him turning himself in as the cops are ransacking his house mid-finding-the-CSAM - that is worse! It means he knew he had it, told friends, and then literally sprinted to beat the police and get ahead of it when there was no other choice but to turn himself in or get caught. Nothing has materially changed from my skepticism, instead it's strengthened.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Aug 3, 2023

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
If they had him dead to rights like you say then why did they drop the charge

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Lowtax, is that you?

I didn't say they had him dead to rights. I said there will always be skepticism, and it's not the McDs Hot Coffee case. Bc the latter makes it sound open-and-shut as a case of aggressive corporate PR trying to knowingly defame someone.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Aug 3, 2023

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Hollismason posted:

I stand by my assessment he was totally sus and a weird creep

Why does this clown have a star?

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
imo he should’ve tried to escape to a place with no extradition or international waters when he found out he was investigated if he’s as innocent as everyone says

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Lowtax, is that you?

:yikeseroo:

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Snopes says of 30,000 images, 170 had minors that were possibly 16-17 years old. I'm not seeing where the one poster got they were of kids in sex acts, because this is what I'm seeing:

quote:

Phillips: Well, it's pretty clear and pretty specific. I mean, were there photographs of young men, boys, underage people, performing, masturbating?

Reubens: No. Absolutely not. One hundred percent not.

Phillips: So what are they referring to when they describe it that way?

Reubens: One photograph for example has a young man with his hand on his thigh. It is close to his genitals, but not even that close. That's what they're calling somebody getting ready to perform a sex act.

So considering it's stated that Reubens would buy stacks of vintage porn at auctions and 0.0057% of his collection may have featured 16-17 years olds (they don't seem to have been able to verify aside from one video of Rob Lowe), I'm gonna go with Occam's Razor and say it probably wasn't his intention to collect CPAM. If it was, he was really, really bad at it.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ah good someone has taken up hollismasons mantle itt

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

If thats the case, who was trying to bring down Paul Reubens like McDs was the hot coffee lady? What nefarious org was anti-Peewee?

CBS, as the story goes

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

He may have owned a pre-edit copy of New Wave Hookers, but that’s just baseless speculation.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
Love to see a thread of goons getting way into the gays are pedophiles panic of the 90s but it's okay because it's about social justice this time.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Bad Purchase posted:

they should bring the porn theaters back as part of the retro craze sweeping today’s young adults

This place has existed in my town for decades and I have no idea how it's managed to live as long as it has.




Yes, you read that sign correctly. "Adult" "Drive-In Theatre". No, I don't know how a drive-in porn theater is supposed to work, but somehow this place managed to do it for the longest time.

I've never gone in there myself but I've passed by it on the highway more times than I can count. It always has an eerie look about it where you see it from the road and can't quite tell whether it's abandoned or still in business, despite things like the sign being lit up at night and people working in the gate house. It gives off a low-key horror vibe like people drive in but don't drive back out.

About a year ago I passed by there and saw that one half of the sign had been torn up in a storm. I thought someone would fix it eventually, but weeks went by and it never got done. Several months later I went back by and the whole sign was gone, along with the gate being closed. Google says it's permanently closed now, which is a tragic shame imo.

I kinda hope it comes back one day, because a place this weird doesn't deserve to suffer such an ignoble demise.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Aug 3, 2023

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

getting weirder

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
here's a fact that actually IS important, something we should all get angry enough to do something about; a quarter of American households only make about thirty five thousand dollars a year.

Households. Almost eighty million Americans.

What the gently caress?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

tango alpha delta posted:

here's a fact that actually IS important, something we should all get angry enough to do something about; a quarter of American households only make about thirty five thousand dollars a year.

Households. Almost eighty million Americans.

What the gently caress?

:patriot:

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

tango alpha delta posted:

here's a fact that actually IS important, something we should all get angry enough to do something about; a quarter of American households only make about thirty five thousand dollars a year.

Households. Almost eighty million Americans.

What the gently caress?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Hollismason posted:

I stand by my assessment he was totally sus and a weird creep

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?!?!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Remember when Pee Wee pulled down a different background for video calls?

I think of that every Zoom call.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Beartaco posted:

Love to see a thread of goons getting way into the gays are pedophiles panic of the 90s but it's okay because it's about social justice this time.

Oh seriously gently caress absolutely all the way off with that. Dude was friends with a guy who got rejected from Hollywood for having creepy pictures of kids and Reubens got caught up in it. There's no way around that looking bad. I'm coming to this from a perspective as a disappointed PeeWee fan bc it just sucks he was ever caught up in it and there's no way to ever fully dispel skepticism of such a thing from society at large.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

tango alpha delta posted:

here's a fact that actually IS important, something we should all get angry enough to do something about; a quarter of American households only make about thirty five thousand dollars a year.

Households. Almost eighty million Americans.

What the gently caress?

And PeeWee did nothing to fix it. Another disappointment.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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StrangersInTheNight posted:

Oh seriously gently caress absolutely all the way off with that. Dude was friends with a guy who got rejected from Hollywood for having creepy pictures of kids and Reubens got caught up in it. There's no way around that looking bad. I'm coming to this from a perspective as a disappointed PeeWee fan bc it just sucks he was ever caught up in it and there's no way to ever fully dispel skepticism of such a thing from society at large.

Ok well it was dropped and things were explained it wasn’t what you thought so who cares

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT PEEWEE DID SOME BAD STUFF?! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HATE HIM CAUSE IF THIS STUFF HE DID!

Quite. Isn't it time this thread went the way of Pee-wee?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Without Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Danny Elfman might have just remained some guy with a small time rock band. I can't imagine a world where The Simpsons or the 90s Batman cartoon didn't have their iconic themes.

William Bear posted:

I remember reading once that he was annoyed that he settled on the theater masturbation case. He thought he had a strong defense: witnesses said he used his left hand, Paul was right-handed, and he had a masturbation expert ready to testify under oath that people don't masturbate with their non-dominant hand.

I wonder if it would've worked!

I can say from years of personal experience that it's not true.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
stfu about the pedo poo poo please. I'm tired of hearing about pedophilia non-stop from the loving right wing literal pedophiles.

I'm sure you will all find an empty theater of Sound of Freedom playing right now to get your fix.

(btw, the guy who funded that movie was just arrested for kidnapping lol)

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Pennywise the Frown posted:



(btw, the guy who funded that movie was just arrested for kidnapping lol)

Lol

Also pee wee’s big holiday is really good and sweet

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StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

CelticPredator posted:

Ok well it was dropped and things were explained it wasn’t what you thought so who cares

They actually didn't do that at all, so far no one has presented anything that changes my initial response or evaluation of 'it looks very bad and people will always be skeptical!' or even presented proof I've said anything factually untrue.

I am going to drop it now and leave, but if people are going to insinuate I'm covertly doing an anti-gay thing, they can seriously gently caress off into the center of the sun. How dare you. I will slap you in the face with my sweaty binder.

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