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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


why don't they title priapism as something cooler like a movie or an epic novel or something

they could call it A Very Long Engorgement, or A Few Wood Men if you're in a group or something

let's brainstorm: i need you to help me rename boner problems


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Randy Travesty posted:

why don't they title priapism as something cooler like a movie or an epic novel or something

they could call it A Very Long Engorgement, or A Few Wood Men if you're in a group or something

let's brainstorm: i need you to help me rename boner problems

permathrust

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The Stand (Unabridged)

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
ace ventura pet erective

stiffhanger

rules of engorgement

:tipshat:





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Code Jockey posted:

The Stand (Unabridged)

lol

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
The Pelican't Brief

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
one grew over the cuckoo's nest

the grand budapest oh hell

big trouble in little 'gina





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
i can't believe it's not abating

FreshCutFries

waiting for godown

FreshCutFries

dude, where's my boner?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Viginti Septem posted:

The Pelican't Briefs

FreshCutFries

the big leboner

infinite best

majority report

i, boner

no country for old men

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


titanic


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Stoner Sloth

Warts and Piss

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Code Jockey posted:

The Stand (Unabridged)

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


a strained walk to remember
who framed todger rabbit
fire walk with me (please see a doctor)
shaft :(


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Randy Travesty posted:

who framed todger rabbit

lol

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Edit: oh poo poo, I didn't know what priapism is I guess

I'll reset my jokes

Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Aug 1, 2023

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Stoner Sloth

peennochio

of lice and men

rooter cockburn

FreshCutFries

i'm hard: with a vengeance

Stoner Sloth

red prostate

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FreshCutFries posted:

i'm hard: with a vengeance

Stoner Sloth

FreshCutFries posted:

i'm hard: with a vengeance

i'm hard 2: i'm harder :pervert:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

FreshCutFries posted:

i'm hard: with a vengeance

Stoner Sloth

four teste lump

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


winter's bone: extended cut


your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Drop Dead Engorgeous


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Randy Travesty posted:

winter's bone: extended cut





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


star wars: return of the stiff


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
wild hogs :stonk:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

FreshCutFries

your friend sk posted:

Drop Dead Engorgeous

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Poppenhammer

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

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your friend sk posted:

Drop Dead Engorgeous

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Die Hard

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or in German: Die Hard

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


a hard guy's night


FreshCutFries

Randy Travesty posted:

a hard guy's night

guy with an unstoppable boner being chased by crowds of women through the street trying to hide in phone booths and poo poo but can't close the doors because of said interminable boner

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austin powers hallway cart scene but the hero can't turn around because of his big swingin' boner

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


it's that cartoon of someone tripping and falling in that mc escher painting but they initially trip over their huge turgid wang and fall through the curiously shaped doorways, eternally.

labiarinth.


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Randy Travesty

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Cormac McCarthy's The Chode


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