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Mega Millions jackpot is up to 1.3 billion or so and climbing, which is enough for me to go buy a ticket. What will you do when you win?
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Aug 3, 2023 21:46
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build the biggest doggie refuge the world has ever seen puppers and doggies in every direction to the horizon no cats allowed.
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Aug 3, 2023 21:49
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Aug 3, 2023 21:49
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Aug 3, 2023 21:50
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Aug 3, 2023 21:55
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id buy this site of course ;-)
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Aug 3, 2023 21:55
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just a matter of when
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Aug 3, 2023 21:56
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Crystal Thenis posted:build the biggest doggie refuge the world has ever seen Gimme a few mil, I'll take care of the kitty side.
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Aug 3, 2023 21:58
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Buy every company that employs goons so I can fire everybody so you all have more time to poo poo post. Posts that tickle my fancy will get meal rations. You will learn to serve me or starve.
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Aug 3, 2023 22:01
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Set up a charitable foundation for people who need their hospital bills paid with half the money and fund my expenses on the income from the other half.
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Aug 3, 2023 22:02
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buy my mom a house, pay off all the money I owe to the courts, then buy a strip club and put a couch in the back so I can spend the rest of my days doing cocaine, drinking bourbon and staring at tits.
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Aug 3, 2023 22:04
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Buy land and plant forests.
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Aug 3, 2023 22:04
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Das Boo posted:Gimme a few mil, I'll take care of the kitty side. deal.
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Aug 3, 2023 22:05
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I think I'd be one of those people whose life gets way worse and I'd end up dead
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Aug 3, 2023 22:08
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After setting up family and a few friends, I'd found a rural venture capital endeavor, where I'd fund your cabinet making business, or logging company, or landscaping company, or rural internet provider, etc, as long as you could provide a good business plan. For a small percentage of future profits. After years of this, and becoming beloved across the state for helping to start so many businesses, I'd run for the US Senate, and win. And then after a term or 2, I'd run for President as the nobody who got lucky and then helped millions... and win! And then with my finger on the button, I'd obliterate Russia. Possibly starting WW3 and ushering in the END OF TIMES.....
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Aug 3, 2023 22:08
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I would move back to the south to be with my family and fix up the house in the country so we have a really nice place to live, spoil the crap out of my neice and spend the rest of my days with my dogs and family. Maybe travel some too and bring friends/family along. I might keep my current house as an investment property and place to visit in the winter since I live in a vacation area. I never buy lotto tickets though. Good luck op I hope you win!!
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Aug 3, 2023 22:13
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Lamborghini made out of cocaine
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Aug 3, 2023 22:16
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haljordan posted:Lamborghini made out of cocaine  Honest-to-God absurd answer - I would pay these dudes to build me a Final Fantasy-esque Airship and spend my days seeking adventure 'round the globe
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Aug 3, 2023 22:22
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Vampire Panties posted:
If I can bring my cocaine onto your airship I will join you on your adventures.
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Aug 3, 2023 22:23
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Aug 3, 2023 22:25
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That completely serious look he gives when Peter initially laughs, thinking it's a joke is just perfect. By the way, Diedrich Bader is one of the nicest guys ever and always took time to answer my dumbass questions on Twitter.
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Aug 3, 2023 22:27
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Aug 3, 2023 22:29
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i would make sure my family (wife and kids) had lots of money and then id do just so many drugs until i died
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Aug 3, 2023 22:30
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I’ll get my dad a liver transplant so he’ll live 15 more years instead of 4 or 5. Then I’ll buy a big house, but not too big, I don’t want my neighbors knowing I’m a billionaire. After that, I dunno, pay for super boosts on tinder?
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Aug 3, 2023 22:51
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If I won the Lotto, I'd buy pounds of Bud Give it to my homies to show I got love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyGwq_SB-aQ
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Aug 3, 2023 22:54
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I'd buy a large house, not a mansion, pay off my friends' student debts if they'd let me, and I'd just live in my house never to be seen by the public again Probably die at 45
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Aug 3, 2023 22:59
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Going full unabomber but I'm only going after the right ones
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Aug 3, 2023 23:04
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iirc you could basically spend the rest of your life on 6 mil a year from what you actually get from a 1bil jackpot. I once sat down and tried to budget out a year with 6 million and after a certain point gave up because even being as extravagant as I could realistically imagine I was barely making a dent. it gave me a new appreciation for the degree to which rich people should be forcibly separated from their money
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Aug 3, 2023 23:05
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When I win the Lottery - Camper Van Beethoven https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBNox7kkXRc
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Aug 3, 2023 23:12
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Magic Hate Ball posted:iirc you could basically spend the rest of your life on 6 mil a year from what you actually get from a 1bil jackpot. I once sat down and tried to budget out a year with 6 million and after a certain point gave up because even being as extravagant as I could realistically imagine I was barely making a dent. it gave me a new appreciation for the degree to which rich people should be forcibly separated from their money I checked and the 30 year payout on the current jackpot is something like 16m a year to begin with, increasing by 5% every year, so it ends at something like 46m? more money than I'll ever own in one year, increasing every year, and its still not even close to the Global Elite.
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Aug 3, 2023 23:18
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Vampire Panties posted:I checked and the 30 year payout on the current jackpot is something like 16m a year to begin with, increasing by 5% every year, so it ends at something like 46m? more money than I'll ever own in one year, increasing every year, and its still not even close to the Global Elite. I think I would take the yearly payout instead of the lump sum even though everyone says not to.
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Aug 3, 2023 23:23
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So good. Lol
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Aug 3, 2023 23:24
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redshirt posted:I think I would take the yearly payout instead of the lump sum even though everyone says not to. It's just the smart thing to do to keep your friends and family from killing you for your money. (I may be a broken person with trust issues.)
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Aug 3, 2023 23:29
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haljordan posted:That completely serious look he gives when Peter initially laughs, thinking it's a joke is just perfect. It really is brilliant, he’s so earnest about it. Yeah I’m doing the drywall up there at the new McDonald’s.
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Aug 3, 2023 23:39
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-2 personal chefs splitting a 24hr day. Industrial kitchen. Regular food rotation keeps the kitchen stocked with fresh ingredients - sushi grade salmon, tuna, eel, scallops all available at my beck and call for the rest of my life -Gimme some of that $500 Japanese individually wrapped piece of fruit, poo poo -Fantasy football draft day everybody flies out to my compound and we're finally able to auction draft our 25roster IDP league over the course of the day -If there's a mattress more comfortable out there than the TempurPedics they make specifically for high end hotels than we're sleeping on whatever that is -I'd pay for a driver - never having to park again, yeah why not -I'd charter private flights and globetrot to high end resorts and vacation homes (considered buying destination property but going resort route seems more convenient) -See my favorite bands when they're playing somewhere interesting and party with them -Get on that Lebron self-care plan Basically pamper me the gently caress up
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Aug 4, 2023 00:09
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build a sick workshop/garage/gym/studio in the middle of nowhere and hang out making cool poo poo
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Aug 4, 2023 00:19
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Hammu-rob-i posted:-2 personal chefs splitting a 24hr day. Industrial kitchen. Regular food rotation keeps the kitchen stocked with fresh ingredients - sushi grade salmon, tuna, eel, scallops all available at my beck and call for the rest of my life Have you considered just shooting up a fuckton of the most high quality heroin possible for as long as possible until you're a vegetable instead? Because that sounds way better than all of this and that's what I'd do (after two chicks at the same time)
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Aug 4, 2023 00:22
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zone posted:Set up a charitable foundation for people who need their hospital bills paid with half the money and fund my expenses on the income from the other half. Very nice of you to help 17 people with their hospital bills
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Aug 4, 2023 00:24
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Toxic Mental posted:Have you considered just shooting up a fuckton of the most high quality heroin possible for as long as possible until you're a vegetable instead? Because that sounds way better than all of this and that's what I'd do (after two chicks at the same time) Only two?
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Aug 4, 2023 00:24
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Fund a group of crime solvers, travelling around the country in a souped up Crime Solving Van.
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