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I would buy more lottery tickets
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Charitable foundation that has scientists compete from a full grant for whoever can come up with the most morally and ethically, but still technically legal scientific project. Like something that would be as super cool as it is deeply unsettling.
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Aug 4, 2023 00:28
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Three Olives posted:Charitable foundation that has scientists compete from a full grant for whoever can come up with the most morally and ethically, but still technically legal scientific project. Like something that would be as super cool as it is deeply unsettling. Inevitably it would be messing with the human genome. For "results"
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Aug 4, 2023 00:30
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I'd make movies until the money runs out.
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Aug 4, 2023 00:30
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Grey Cat posted:Only two? If you need a million dollars for two women, then by that logic you'd need a billion dollars for three, and after taxes you only get like $300 million from the lottery if you win it tomorrow
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Aug 4, 2023 00:32
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Three Olives posted:Charitable foundation that has scientists compete from a full grant for whoever can come up with the most morally and ethically, but still technically legal scientific project. Like something that would be as super cool as it is deeply unsettling. Like breeding dachshunds to be increasingly longer and shorter until they have no legs at all and need to slither like snakes for locomotion?
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Aug 4, 2023 00:33
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Build a hot dog stand
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Aug 4, 2023 00:34
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Can you still buy debts from companies I remember John Oliver doing it and that would be rad
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Aug 4, 2023 00:34
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Devils Affricate posted:Like breeding dachshunds to be increasingly longer and shorter until they have no legs at all and need to slither like snakes for locomotion? Something worse, like breed a bunch of funnel web spiders that are just staggeringly lethal and aggressive. Like, don't release them in to the wild or anything but breed a shitload of them in a highly secure lab where people are like "We really, really, really don't think having a bunch of spiders that can kill a horse in 10 minutes from a single bit is a good idea, even if you say there is zero chance they will escape!"
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Aug 4, 2023 00:46
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I already won it.  last week. To be honest, the win has not changed my llife much.
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Three Olives posted:Something worse, like breed a bunch of funnel web spiders that are just staggeringly lethal and aggressive. Like, don't release them in to the wild or anything but breed a shitload of them in a highly secure lab where people are like "We really, really, really don't think having a bunch of spiders that can kill a horse in 10 minutes from a single bit is a good idea, even if you say there is zero chance they will escape!" I like the way you think! Would you consider a role at The FREEDOM INITIATIVE?
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Aug 4, 2023 00:47
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Lose it all in a really depressing series of events that everyone will say I deserved to have happen to me and inspire a bunch of YouTube videos making light of the tragedy/justice of the situation.
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Aug 4, 2023 00:49
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Three Olives posted:Something worse, like breed a bunch of funnel web spiders that are just staggeringly lethal and aggressive. Like, don't release them in to the wild or anything but breed a shitload of them in a highly secure lab where people are like "We really, really, really don't think having a bunch of spiders that can kill a horse in 10 minutes from a single bit is a good idea, even if you say there is zero chance they will escape!" If it's danger you want, we could probably give the dachshunds venom glands in their fangs if we really put our minds to it, and it would actually make a lot of sense now considering their other modifications
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Aug 4, 2023 01:12
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Devils Affricate posted:If it's danger you want, we could probably give the dachshunds venom glands in their fangs if we really put our minds to it, and it would actually make a lot of sense now considering their other modifications Why not? Money's no object!
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Aug 4, 2023 01:14
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I'd start an American SuperPac and start influencing their politicians to further my Canadian interests. It's only like 20k to buy a senator these days so you guys are about to get some wild policy agendas if I get my hands on a Bil
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Aug 4, 2023 01:53
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That's a tough one, it's pretty hard to run up a billion dollars.
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Aug 4, 2023 01:56
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Szechwan posted:I'd start an American SuperPac and start influencing their politicians to further my Canadian interests. I too love a fresh Tim Hortons!
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Aug 4, 2023 01:59
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I'd probably buy like one cool thing that costs a billion dollars and live a regular life. Like put it all on fancy cheeses. 
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Aug 4, 2023 01:59
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I put $40 on the Mega Millions to reduce OP's chances of winning 
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Aug 4, 2023 02:01
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redshirt posted:I too love a fresh Tim Hortons! Tim's is owned by Brazilians now unfortunately, the food has turned to poo poo since being bought out
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Aug 4, 2023 02:02
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I'd buy a gold bar that would make that one goon soooo envious!
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Aug 4, 2023 02:03
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I'm gonna get a $2 ticket even though I won't win, but it's fun to have a dream for that cheap If I do win, I promise to buy the forums and smite my Posting Enemies, starting with you
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Aug 4, 2023 02:05
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Toxic Mental posted:I'm gonna get a $2 ticket even though I won't win, but it's fun to have a dream for that cheap I only play the lottery when its big like this. 2 dollars here and there. From time to time, no crime.
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Aug 4, 2023 02:13
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question: if you won a billion dollars. could you not use your billion dollars to buy a billion lotto tickets? almost completely ensuring vistory. and then keep reapetedly using your winnings to keep winning.
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Aug 4, 2023 02:30
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I'd pay off my house and go back to school. Try to spend it all in my lifetime in a good way. None of this Buffett/Gates bullshit where all they're doing is turning their wealth after death into non-profits that their families get to control.
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Aug 4, 2023 02:30
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Windows 98 posted:question: if you won a billion dollars. could you not use your billion dollars to buy a billion lotto tickets? almost completely ensuring vistory. and then keep reapetedly using your winnings to keep winning. How would you check them all? Hell, how would you buy them all?
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Aug 4, 2023 02:33
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Buy a license for winrar
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Aug 4, 2023 02:34
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Aug 4, 2023 02:37
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Devils Affricate posted:How would you check them all? Hell, how would you buy them all? Very very carefully
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Aug 4, 2023 02:38
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Aug 4, 2023 02:42
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In Rupees
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Aug 4, 2023 02:52
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i’d buy nom epique’s gentleman gamer experience
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Aug 4, 2023 03:00
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Convert it all to bitcoin, then throw out the thumbdrive.
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Bad Purchase posted:i’d buy nom epiqe’s gentleman gamer experience Ftfy
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Aug 4, 2023 03:04
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I'm going to win and pay goons to perform emberassing tasks for my amusement.
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Aug 4, 2023 03:04
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Grey Cat posted:I'm going to win and pay goons to perform emberassing tasks for my amusement. you don't have to win anything to do this in fact you don't even have to do anything to do this
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Aug 4, 2023 03:07
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why buy the cow when you can see the avatar for free?
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Aug 4, 2023 03:07
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Toxic Mental posted:you don't have to win anything to do this You say that now, just wait until Goatse Mondays.
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Aug 4, 2023 03:10
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Toxic Mental posted:you don't have to win anything to do this A big dome, covering thousands of square footage, yeah Look at me!!!!
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I'll use the billion to buy another billion lotto tickets and win a bunch more times
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