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Nooner posted:I'll use the billion to buy another billion lotto tickets and win a bunch more times copy cat
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Start a charitable foundation with half of it plus a dollar so if any of my sketchy relatives crawl out of the woodwork, I can tell em to gently caress off, I'm spending it all digging wells in Africa. Buy one of those abandoned missile silos and build the world's best gay sex dungeon in it. Build a huge monument in the middle of the desert that has a bunch of heiroglyphics and cuneiform saying poo poo like how I invented the airplane. When I die bury myself in the middle and know that I'll be loving with the heads of archaeologists in the 68th century.
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Aug 4, 2023 05:10
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i'd build a luxury rocket ship for billionaire space-tourists, then shoot em into the sun
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Buce posted:i'd build a luxury rocket ship for billionaire space-tourists, then shoot em into the sun It is probably cheaper and easier to get the result you're looking for with a submarine. You can't get them to 'the sun', but complete obliteration of the body is well within reach.
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Aug 4, 2023 07:11
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id buy this site and shut it down, freeing us all from its clutches
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Aug 4, 2023 07:36
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Junk posted:id buy this site and shut it down, freeing us all from its clutches I can log out whenever I want to
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Aug 4, 2023 07:43
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3 chicks at the same time!
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Aug 4, 2023 12:28
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I usually play the regular Lotto once it starts getting high enough that, after taxes and penalties, the lump sum would still be enough to facilitate a lifetime of shiftless living at a middle class level, stop after someone else wins, then resume when it starts getting high enough again. My irrational thinking is to ignore the big jackpots because fate doesn’t like me enough to give me $900 million, but $9 million might be interpreted as a rounding error and ignored. But if I DID win a billion I would slice off a bit for my my wife and I to live on, then spend the rest to fund a Eastern European hacker organization that existed purely to continually terrorize tv, streaming, and movie studios into not making trash. At very least, once we’re caught, the This American Life segment on us would be interesting.
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Aug 4, 2023 15:08
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he cant decide if he wants to buy or rent
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Aug 4, 2023 15:42
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1.3 billies. american lottos are nuts lol. here in canada the big one gets up to 70 mil. no tax and all lump sum tho. but christ even 5-10 mil is easily enough for me to live comfortably and never work again
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Aug 4, 2023 15:55
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:1.3 billies. american lottos are nuts lol. here in canada the big one gets up to 70 mil. no tax and all lump sum tho. but christ even 5-10 mil is easily enough for me to live comfortably and never work again Both the big lotteries down here (Powerball and Mega Millions) changed their methods to increase the jackpots in the last 4 years.
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Aug 4, 2023 15:59
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every day that passes, the amount of money that i'd need to win or inherit to quit my job decreases. right now i'm around $550,000
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Aug 4, 2023 16:01
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Buy land and plant forests. What the stupid fuckbird said
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Aug 4, 2023 16:09
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I would exchange it for 1.74 billion Canadian dollars, bigger number equals better
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I would exchange it for 1.74 billion Canadian dollars, bigger number equals better and that's just basic math. number's don't lie
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Aug 4, 2023 16:13
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I've always wondered how I'd quit my job if I won. If I just walked out the door somebody would figure out I'd won the lottery, which would be bad news. But I'd have no motivation to work at all. I guess I'd probably eventually get fired for poor attendance or something.
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Aug 4, 2023 16:13
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A Fancy Hat posted:I've always wondered how I'd quit my job if I won. If I just walked out the door somebody would figure out I'd won the lottery, which would be bad news. But I'd have no motivation to work at all. I guess I'd probably eventually get fired for poor attendance or something. I'd be real low-key about it until I'd retained both an accountant and a lawyer, then I'd just put in my two weeks and tell them I'm retiring early. That's always been my end goal; barring financial setbacks or anything, my wife and I try and invest at least 20% of our gross income a year, so I could sit there and tell them I'd been doing that for a while with a straight face because it's true. They just don't have to know that I had a windfall that shaved about eight years off my plan lol
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Aug 4, 2023 16:18
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ok real answer: id build a giant underwater television / speaker system and park it somewhere in the atlantic and try to uplift whales and dolphins through programmed education and a standardized language
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Aug 4, 2023 16:20
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i'd yell and scream, I'M RISH BISH
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Aug 4, 2023 16:21
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:every day that passes, the amount of money that i'd need to win or inherit to quit my job decreases. right now i'm around $550,000 i do this math from time to time, but the number keeps going u🅱️
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Aug 4, 2023 16:26
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id hire a ring of international assassins to topple the american health insurance industry and have them secretly threaten politicians until we get universal healthcare. also id buy a modestly sized house with a small yard so me and my wife could relax and my dog could frolic and poo poo in peace. maybe a privacy fence so me and my wife could frolic and poo poo in peace as well if we wished.
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Aug 4, 2023 16:29
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1 word: doubles. of every calssic car. and triples of the baracuda and roadrunner
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Aug 4, 2023 16:31
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Tropical property Mountain property City property
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It’ll be nice to have my net worth doubled
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Aug 4, 2023 17:23
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i would poo poo my pants then my first purchase would be gold plated poo poo-proof pants
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Aug 4, 2023 17:57
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A Fancy Hat posted:I've always wondered how I'd quit my job if I won. If I just walked out the door somebody would figure out I'd won the lottery, which would be bad news. But I'd have no motivation to work at all. I guess I'd probably eventually get fired for poor attendance or something. "I got a remote contracting job, bye" Spend a few hours a day trumposting to keep up the facade redshirt posted:Tropical property Goon commune 2.0
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Aug 4, 2023 18:03
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cumpantry posted:id buy this site of course ;-) And then turn it into something useful, like a big toilet.
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Aug 4, 2023 20:40
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Extra row of tits posted:And then turn it into something useful, like a big toilet. turn the whole website into gbs? oh wow
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Extra row of tits posted:And then turn it into something useful, like a big toilet. "turn it into"
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Aug 4, 2023 20:42
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Fully furnished Bat Cave with contractor's silence.
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Aug 4, 2023 21:12
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i'm going to buy two of every car i liked in gran turismo one to be a collector's item and one to put dumb giant turbos and built motors in
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Aug 4, 2023 21:20
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going to just keep it in the bank and keep working at my current job because I've never had the luxury of being able to not care whether i get fired or not when that gets boring, I'll probably just move somewhere really cold, build a cool house, and never be seen again
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Aug 4, 2023 21:25
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Southern Cassowary posted:i'm going to buy two of every car i liked in gran turismo I’m going to buy two Margot Robbies, one to be married to and the other to also be married to.
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Aug 4, 2023 22:18
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An extra TWO rows of tits
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Aug 4, 2023 22:57
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I’d probably buy an MRI machine and hire staff to administer full body scans on me weekly while I’m doped up on midazolam or ketamine, so I can finally be free of the demon hypochondria.
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Aug 4, 2023 23:11
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Change my voter registration and start bitching about minorities, immigrants and poors not bootstrapping their way to success like myself.
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Aug 4, 2023 23:51
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*Nova Scotia....
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Maybe have some people killed and therapy
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Aug 5, 2023 00:35
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I always joke “$10 million dollars in lotto! I could have nine people killed!” Because everyone else would have to behave, I still have a million bucks.
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I'd buy Twitter. It's value should be down to a billion or so by now and take my turn flying it into the ground.
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