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Every time I mention "fingering" or "fingerbanging" girls just laugh and laugh.
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Aug 4, 2023 10:22
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Only pianists worry about fingering and pianists are lowkey major dorks, OP.
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Aug 4, 2023 10:32
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Because it's funny, OP. I can't believe you haven't fingered that one out yet.
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Aug 4, 2023 10:35
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Is it because you are using your toes rather than your fingers OP? They’ll stop laughing if you talk about toeing instead.
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Aug 4, 2023 11:26
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Das Boo posted:Only pianists worry about fingering and pianists are lowkey major dorks, OP. Also guitarists, but they're also major dorks, not low-key tho. Basically everyone who plays an instrument or makes music is a dorky dork who needs a wedgie.
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Aug 4, 2023 11:34
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Das Boo posted:Only pianists worry about fingering and pianists are lowkey major dorks, OP. 
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Aug 4, 2023 11:41
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who are you talking about fingering with this often?
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Aug 4, 2023 12:14
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cumpantry posted:who are you talking about fingering with this often? Just any time it comes up.
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Aug 4, 2023 12:20
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I mean every time I bring it up.
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Aug 4, 2023 12:21
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Guys never giggle, because they ain't got that squiggle. 
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Aug 4, 2023 12:23
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maybe they're laughing because you have no fingers.
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Aug 4, 2023 12:23
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Jose Oquendo posted:maybe they're laughing because you have no fingers. I've got all ten but really you dont need that many to be a pro at fingerbangin'
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Aug 4, 2023 12:25
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cumpantry posted:who are you talking about fingering with this often? OP was asked to do a presentation at their employer’s daily “all hands” meeting.
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Aug 4, 2023 12:26
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Some people at a wedding asked how my wife and I met and I told them the story of our first kiss, which just sort of leads naturally into another unrelated story about fingering.
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Aug 4, 2023 14:33
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Aug 4, 2023 14:33
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because look at your stubby mitts, mr. trump.
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Aug 4, 2023 14:37
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lol
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Aug 4, 2023 14:37
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https://youtu.be/uT3_LSD_qmM
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Aug 4, 2023 14:49
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Are you this guy, OP? That might explain it. Having looked for signs of gigantism and elephantiasis, the University of Minnesota concluded that there were no signs of the disease or abnormalities. Jeff's wife, Gina, said he was simply born that way 
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Aug 4, 2023 14:56
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they mustve used this guy for Dishonored mocapping
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Aug 4, 2023 14:57
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Is your name Freddy?
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Aug 4, 2023 15:19
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Das Boo posted:Only pianists worry about fingering and pianists are lowkey major dorks, OP. pianist here, its not really lowkey at all. although sometimes we are also minor dorks
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Aug 4, 2023 15:23
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Aug 4, 2023 15:30
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William Bear posted:Are you this guy, OP? That might explain it. "Meaty Hands"
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Aug 4, 2023 15:35
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You: vs the guy she told you not to worry about : 
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Aug 4, 2023 15:38
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Dial A For Awesome posted:Is it because you are using your toes rather than your fingers OP?  if you haven’t tried this.
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Aug 4, 2023 15:40
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Aug 4, 2023 15:41
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It's b/c if you're going on about fingering instead of fuckin they assume you've got a little/broken pecker op.
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Aug 4, 2023 15:42
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I know this because my pecker is both broken AND little.
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Aug 4, 2023 15:43
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Poohs Packin posted:Some people at a wedding asked how my wife and I met and I told them the story of our first kiss, which just sort of leads naturally into another unrelated story about fingering. Dying to hear how you hijack the most bland and innocent question about your relationship and stampede into fingerbanging 
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Aug 4, 2023 15:45
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:stampede I very clearly said it naturally flowed. I'm pretty good at parties, mate.
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Aug 4, 2023 15:52
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Dying to hear how you hijack the most bland and innocent question about your relationship and stampede into fingerbanging "So there I was, fingerbanging her in the mall...."
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Aug 4, 2023 15:53
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Aug 4, 2023 17:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9D0oVCZBHs&t=62s
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Aug 4, 2023 17:16
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It’s fingerpopping op that’s why they laugh at you. Fingerbanging smh
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Aug 4, 2023 17:20
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Maybe you're not making it clear that you want to finger them OP. Maybe you just got that face that makes girls think you want to be fingered instead.
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Aug 4, 2023 17:36
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William Bear posted:Are you this guy, OP? That might explain it.  
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