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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! It's time for Rampage, and tonight we've got hell of a show!



https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1687470948440580097?s=20

Nearly three years ago,** The Best Friends defeated Proud & Powerful in the first ever Parking Lot Fight in AEW history. The match is considered to be one of the best matches ever in AEW, and was award 5 stars by Dave Meltzer. And tonight, The Best Friends return to the Parking Lot, this time to do battle with The Blackpool Combat Club's Jon Moxley and ROH World Champion Claudio Castagnoli. Can The Best Friends summon up that level of violence that they displayed in the first PLF? Or will The BCC continue their reign of violence?

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1687570352673812480?s=20

The Hardys recently had some trouble with The Butcher and The Blade in the recent Rampage Battle Royals, and tonight, they're finally going to get their hands on them! But not in a normal tag team bout, no, this is Trios action! And while The Butcher and The Blade are aligning themselves with their recent ally "Superbad" Kip Sabian, the Hardys have decided to call in a true heavy hitter: "Limitless" Keith Lee!*** Experience in Trios matches has to go to The Butcher, The Blade, and Sabian, but it's not the first time The Hardys have been the underdogs; with Keith Lee in their corner, can they get win?

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1687540153727000576?s=20

Last week, AR Fox became the newest member of The Mogul Embassy, and this week, he and Mogul Embassy leader Swerve Strickland**** committed a heinous attack on Nick Wayne in his own backyard. And tonight, Strickland and Fox will be in tag team action. Will their in ring style be as violent as their out of ring activities?

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1687509954759135232?s=20

While the Jericho Appreciation Society may be in turmoil, JAS member Anna Jay***** is still focused on the future. And tonight, her future sees her taking on whose own future is very bright, Skye Blue! Has all the JAS rigamarole distracted Jay? But even if Jay is focused, Blue has grown by leaps and bounds in recent months; if Jay isn't careful, she may find herself outmatched.



*OK?
**Time really flies, doesn't it?
***Man, oh man, Keith Lee and The Butcher? That's some BEEF right there.
****If Strickland is the head of the Mogul Embassy, should he be called "Ambassador"? What about "Secretary General"?
*****Is she still a member? Per the graphic, she seems to have dropped the "JayAS" moniker.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
mother fuckin parking lot

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
trent please dont go into non-gimmicked glass this time

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
This is Rampage, baby.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

graph posted:

trent please dont go into non-gimmicked glass this time

lol

bartok
May 10, 2006



hell yeah it's the credits to The Meg I am loving pumped for a Parking Lot Brawl

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is rampage baby

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Kip is a handsome feller

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



First rampage for me in a while but I want to see the brawl.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
THIS is Rampage? 🙄

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
look i have very low expectations for this match, just give me a swanton off keith lee and i'll give you a C+

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
i dont like the lavender as much as the pink kip

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



That was an camera shot with Kip

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

MJeff posted:

THIS is Rampage? 🙄

baby

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Kip is worth every dollar

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I'll be real, I'm just wanting to see Swerve and then the last half hour better be parking lot brawl 2

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
hell yes more psycho ar fox

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
kip is a Very Fine midcard wrestler who could probably turn in a 4* performance with any top talent on the roster

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Oh thank God they didn't start with the PLB

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bunny losing her poo poo at ringside and Matt just giving her a single, abrupt,"Delete!" as he stomped away cracked me up.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Taz on commentary tonight makes me happy

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

wow the hardys stink

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Jerusalem posted:

Bunny losing her poo poo at ringside and Matt just giving her a single, abrupt,"Delete!" as he stomped away cracked me up.

That Penelope

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Jeff hardy is shot, like nearing muto status here

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i like face ethan page, he has fun energy, it's like when the rear end in a top hat guy from the school joined up with the nerds in stranger things

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Butcher should pin Jeff

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
that was a fuckin awesome cannonball

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
heard this was the B show

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Kieth is so cool

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
jesus Keith looks great

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
HE GOT TAKEN FOR A RIDE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RandolphCarter posted:

That Penelope

:doh:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

RealityWarCriminal posted:

heard this was the B show

no collision is on saturdays

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
don't like Bald Butch'

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
In body, Excalibur was at RAMPAGE, but in spirit he was drowning in pools at EVO.

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




MorningMoon posted:

HE GOT TAKEN FOR A RIDE

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Keith Lee owns

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Oof that swanton

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
splat

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Ha!

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