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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
IT'S PARTY SUMMER TIME YEAH

THE TIME: 8 p.m. ET

WATCH: THE PEACOCK, GET YOUR COCK SUB TODAY

THE CARD

SLIM JIM BATTLE ROYAL gently caress YEAH WE GOTTA CUT BECKY/TRISH FOR THIS poo poo
Ricochet vs. Logan Paul DO SOME COOL poo poo YEAH
Cody Rhodes vs. Brock Lesnar WILL THE STORY END gently caress NO IT WON'T
MMA RULES MATCH: Ronda Rousey vs. Shayna Bazsler RONDA IS FINALLY loving OFF HELL YEAH
WWE Intercontinental Title: GUNTHER(c) vs. Drew McIntyre AN ACTUAL COOL MATCH YEAH
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS(c) vs. Finn Balor SING THE STUPID SONG ASSHOLES SING IT LOUDER
WWE Women's Championship: Asuka(c) vs. Bianca Belair vs. CHARLOTTE FLAIR WHO'S ALWAYS loving IN THESE THINGS
WWE Undisputed Title: Roman Reigns(c) vs. Jey Uso in TRIBAL COMBAT THE WINNER IS THE REAL TRIBAL CHIEF EVERYBODY loving ACKNOWLEGE

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Gonna be a great card

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Gonna have this on in the background while I play Baldur's Gate 3, where I'll stop enough to give Drew and Gunther my full attention but probably not anything else

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Potential MAJOR spoiler for the women's title match tonight:

PWInsider is reporting Kairi Sane is back with WWE

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I’m waiting for console version :(

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
LA Knight in the Mt Dew Slim Jim's Match yeah

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

KungFu Grip posted:

LA Knight in the Mt Dew Slim Jim's Match yeah

LA Knight's specialty match is the brand sponsored match

"I'm coming for your title, Theory, in the Cricket Wireless US Title match YEAH"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

LA Knight's specialty match is the brand sponsored match

"I'm coming for your title, Theory, in the Cricket Wireless US Title match YEAH"

*holds cricket phone to ear* LEMME TALK TO YA

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
watching this shitshow lesgooooo

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I enjoy watching Otis eat Slim Jims

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I'm ready to slam this summer

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Furious that they are overdoing the car trope, when there are so many other Detroit things they could be focusing on.

NOT THIS ONE THOUGH, HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANY MORE

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Mid rock

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Missed a few months because of WWE's wonky-rear end days and times. I'm sure I've missed a lot of *sees Roman in the same stupid tribal chief poo poo* ah gently caress

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
A real Summerslam match is me kicking Kid Rock out of a house party for pissing on some decorative plants

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Gotta get that Rocket Mortgage sponsorship in Detroit, that's an authentic stereotype.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Tim Robinson should have hosted

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


"Who is the least relevant, most transphobic person we could get to introduce Summerslam?"

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Eat My Fuc posted:

Tim Robinson should have hosted

HELL YEAH

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

AsInHowe posted:

Furious that they are overdoing the car trope, when there are so many other Detroit things they could be focusing on.



like pizza

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Do you get anything for winning the battle royale?

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
I think WWE was last at Ford Field for Wrestlemania 23

FCKGW posted:

Do you get anything for winning the battle royale?

Lifetime supply of Slim Jim’s.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Astro7x posted:

I think WWE was last at Ford Field for Wrestlemania 23

Chris Benoit was the third-worst criminal on the card!

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Pizza
Motown
Hand-shaped state
Tim Robinson
The Lions Are Good Now

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
hero pose

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

AsInHowe posted:

The Lions Are Good Now

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
i re-upped my peacock for unrelated reasons so im gonna turn my mind off and watch this, hope its fun

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

ah your kids want to watch the mario movie too eh?

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


Best pizza in Detroit isn't even Detroit style, it's New York style

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
When does this Logan Paul “most viral” match have anything to go viral?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

he calls that the hogan paul

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

the peoples moonsault

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
liked the peoples elbow fakeout

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
maximum flippiness

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
BOB PROBERT, NOW THAT'S A REFERENCE I KNOW

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
gently caress that was closer to the barrier

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
i ate entirely too much pizza at this summerslam party***

***me feeding my toddler bits of apples while we watch the wrassling

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Every strike should be followed with someone saying that reminds them of Bob Probert

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


DarkstarIV posted:

Potential MAJOR spoiler for the women's title match tonight:

PWInsider is reporting Kairi Sane is back with WWE

This would obviously be loving awful & I hope it's nonsense, but going from wrestling in Shinjuku FACE to Ford Field in the space of what, 36 hours, is pretty funny. (For people who don't watch Japanese wrestling, or if they do they only watch New Japan, Shinjuku FACE is a former live music venue & nightclub that regularly hosts wrestling shows & holds in the region of 600 people. A little smaller than an NFL stadium)

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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Buckshot STO-like maneuver

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