MrBeast cures 1000 people of being dead

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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Youtube billionare and powerful necromancer James "MrBeast" Donaldson, who had humble beginnings as a Gen 5 UU Pokemon player, has just successfully raised 1000 souls back from the dead.

# ? Aug 10, 2023 17:14

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# ? May 12, 2024 16:09

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

oh wow� remember when necromancy actually meant something and wasn't just a fuckin marketing stunt for trend chasers to try and stay relevant? but yeah sure whatever bring a measly one thousand people gone too soon from this world back to their loved ones and give them a second chance or something, who even cares anymore :jerkbag:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 10, 2023 18:09

Schweinhund

Today we will be raising 1000 dead people from the grave... if their loved ones can pass our obstacle course. But first let me tell you about Shopify!

# ? Aug 10, 2023 22:28

baka of lathspell

mrbeast raises both the dead & my spirits with his fearless appetite & comedy stylings

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Aug 11, 2023 00:40

RavenousScoot

mr beast starts an "ethical" meat operation for mr beast burger where he just resurreects the same cows over and over so other cows don't have to suffer the same fate

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:27

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Schweinhund posted:

Today we will be raising 1000 dead people from the grave... if their loved ones can pass our obstacle course. But first let me tell you about Shopify!

Noticing a lot of zombie grandma heads floating below the wall of boxing gloves, hopefully the staff will return them to their respective owners after beating the course.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:28

google THIS

Mr. Beast kills someone's dad as an epic prank, then gives them their dad's reanimated corpse for being such a good sport

# ? Aug 11, 2023 03:09

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Mr. Beast visits the Japanese suicide forest and prevents 1000 Japanese suicides, becoming known to the locals as "Jisatsu yobō gaijin" (suicide prevention foreigner).

# ? Aug 11, 2023 03:57

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Emperor Beast epic prank - I fill my tomb with 10,000 full size clay soldiers MUST SEE REACTION

# ? Aug 12, 2023 05:28

alnilam

canyoneer posted:

Emperor Beast epic prank - I fill my tomb with 10,000 full size clay soldiers MUST SEE REACTION

# ? Aug 12, 2023 05:33

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

MrBeast spent 50 hours burried alive to further study the living dead

# ? Aug 12, 2023 18:04

FutonForensic

know the symbols of that infernal enemy

# ? Aug 13, 2023 00:47

FutonForensic

# ? Aug 13, 2023 17:51

81323_2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G29DXfcdhBg

# ? Aug 14, 2023 02:28

Schweinhund

Unfortunately Sally, you lost at rock paper scissors so you won't be seeing grandma again. But since you're a good sport you get to go home with this whole CASE of Mr Beast chocolate bars!

# ? Aug 14, 2023 03:27

81323_3

costly

# ? Aug 14, 2023 03:31

alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 14, 2023 03:38

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

mr. beast is unkind to a traveler, who turns out to be a witch and curses him to a life of loneliness and transforms his loyal staff into household objects unless he can find true love

# ? Aug 14, 2023 04:22

RavenousScoot

Mr. "Beast" Burger giving out indulgences pardoning sin in the hood prank

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Aug 14, 2023 04:41

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

MrBeast exhumation city 350000000 undead

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 14, 2023 09:42

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

FutonForensic posted:

this image is keeping me tied to the mortal plane

# ? Aug 14, 2023 15:35

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

gonna bookmark this thread and "necro" it after its been idle for months and everyone will laugh at my masterful and witty use of the fluidity of language

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Aug 14, 2023 20:22

deep dish peat moss

I believe the Necromancers prefer being called "Skinfluencers" these days.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 02:54

RavenousScoot

Mr Beast now to perform boneless resurrections

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Aug 15, 2023 04:16

Stoner Sloth

deep dish peat moss posted:

I believe the Necromancers prefer being called "Skinfluencers" these days.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 12:48

RavenousScoot

Mr "666" Beast to perform Jan 6th Resurrection restraining 400,000 souls to an extended Earthly existance at Arlington National Cemetary

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Aug 15, 2023 14:59

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

MrBees builds a safe house for a homeless family of workers to live in and asks only for the surplus honey they produce

# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:39

81523_2

quote:

Mine!! Mine!!! Their surplus is all mine!!!!!

# ? Aug 15, 2023 23:24

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# ? May 12, 2024 16:09

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

He didn't bring them back OP it was a concept demonstration to attract investors.

See we've tried saying people from death. It hasn't work. Billions every year spent on research, appointments, immunizations, medications, surgeries, and hospital stays. And thats not to mention safety regulations and food inspection and OHS. People still die.

But let me ask you this, have we even really tried for real to reverse death after it happens? Given it anything close to our best shot? It's distruption if I ever heard of it.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 00:11

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