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Mad about sex itt (You can just say thanx but no thanx) Though I did feel bad for Gayle so I had gay space sex (or SpaceX for short) aka gayceX Letter x rulez btw
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:36 |
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its kind of a problem that any dnd flavored adventure party is going to be comprised of: big man hit things (fighter) big man hit things angry (barbarian) sociopathic fireball autist (wizard) sociopathic fireball pervert (sorcerer) mommy/ daddy issues/ possessed (warlock) furry (furry) religious fanatic (cleric) religious fanatic hit things (paladin) criminal (criminal) also everyone wants to dress up as a sexier version of who they wish they were and artists make all the lady characters into representatives of their own personal fetishes based on that one goth girl from art school
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:44 |
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Take me back to the good old days where they just traced the sexy ladies from celebrity head shots instead of manifesting their fetishes on the goth lady from art school.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:52 |
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I wonder if bioware ever had to pay a dime for those likenesses.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:58 |
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naem posted:its kind of a problem that any dnd flavored adventure party is going to be comprised of: sorry about your internet poisoning
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:39 |
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Cosmik Debris posted:Mad about sex itt Whenever a video game character has sex I have to flagellate myself before a crucifix
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:56 |
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naem posted:
I think this is an unfair representation because Aloth clearly has a personality disorder but is not autistic
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:00 |
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does bg3 have a katana that stuns on every single hit, like bg2? cuz that was sweet.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:05 |
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Mr. Merdle posted:I think this is an unfair representation because Aloth clearly has a personality disorder but is not autistic Sociopathy is drow culture. It's not disorder to fit in with society.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:05 |
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forgot to add Former Drama Kid (criminal) to that list apologies
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:06 |
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Buce posted:does bg3 have a katana that stuns on every single hit, like bg2? cuz that was sweet. i dont think so but you can 0wn sarevok (again) and wear his helmet
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:07 |
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Bad Purchase posted:everyone in faerun is horny at all times, just 100% horned up and ready to plow at a moment’s notice. as always, it’s due to the meddling of the gods in the affairs of mortals. the writers can’t just ignore it, it’s canon. Bigby’s Grasping Horn.
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 01:30 |
nice obelisk idiot posted:The game takes loving forever to play, I'm never going to finish it. I've spent so much time clearing out the goblin fort. it would probably take 30-40 minutes tops to complete a similar dungeon and set of quests in bg1 Lol for real. I'm at the point where 2 party members basic attacks account for 99% of the damage and can usually give enemies once attacked at all. Without turn based the combats would be under a minute and you wouldn't be micromanaging every dingbat for every single step of the way
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 02:33 |
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matti posted:and if you are trolling: i do not take kindly to people who take the Faerûn lightly i bet you pronounce it with a short o like a rube from lower chondath
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 04:13 |
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baldurs gate is about a demon who had kids that he loved very much
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 06:20 |
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ded posted:baldurs gate is about a demon who had kids that he loved very much one of his kids is a real dipshit who just continuously gets owned by his siblings too
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 06:23 |
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Did they ever explain who is Baldur?
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 10:57 |
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it's this guy from hollow knight, op
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 11:32 |
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Sekenr posted:Did they ever explain who is Baldur? Yes, in tales of the sword coast. He was a pirate with a Viking helmet
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 13:36 |
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Sekenr posted:Did they ever explain who is Baldur? He's Icewind Dale's roommate
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 14:19 |
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credburn posted:Are the Pathfinder games worth playing? I never finished the first due to a number of reasons. Got all the way near the end, bounced off an optional tough boss, and decided I didn't give enough of a poo poo to finish it. It's an aggressively "fine" game. Nothing horribly broken but nothing to really pull you in. Wrath of the righteous is more fun almost immediately and I'm looking to finish it before I get BG 3.
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 15:37 |
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Extra Large Marge posted:He's Icewind Dale's roommate Dale is more than a roomie. He’s Baldur’s Mate (heh).
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 16:26 |
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Sekenr posted:Did they ever explain who is Baldur? you learn his terrible secret in BG3, shan’t spoil, but it’s really stupid for a game with an otherwise pretty decent story and lore continuation
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 16:49 |
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bg3 doesnt have day/night cycle like bg 1 and 2. immersion ruined, the game is trash
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 18:35 |
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yes it does, you press the camp button and it's night. you wake up and it's day. that's a cycle.
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 19:18 |
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Bad Purchase posted:yes it does, you press the camp button and it's night. you wake up and it's day. that's a cycle. lol
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 19:18 |
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So did anyone beat BG3 yet? How was the ending?
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# ? Sep 3, 2023 20:04 |
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I haven't beaten it but I saw that you can bang Baldur
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# ? Sep 3, 2023 20:05 |
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hlel yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg7K6zorPcA sadly it's only 5 hours and 38 minutes long
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# ? Sep 5, 2023 13:42 |
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ELTON JOHN posted:hlel yes So this is part 1 or
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# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:54 |
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naem posted:its kind of a problem that any dnd flavored adventure party is going to be comprised of: i was the furry and it was fun. I even got a house-rules feat for my foxgirl to smell out scents.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 00:31 |
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ELTON JOHN posted:hlel yes Torment can be boiled down as the best book you will ever play.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 00:31 |
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Bad Purchase posted:you learn his terrible secret in BG3, shan’t spoil, but it’s really stupid for a game with an otherwise pretty decent story and lore continuation I looked it up and ehhh I disagree entirely with the connections they make here, but it doesn't detract from much. There's also, as always, the easiest headcanon solution of: They're lying.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 00:33 |