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Printers are worthless. They are garbage. I loving hate printers. HATE HATE HATE HATE. They are all loving stupid and will always find new and exciting* ways to produce failure.
Look at all of these loving LIES:  Now look at this undisputable universal truth:  There is no sane soul that would look at a printer and decide "Yes. I approve of this. I love printers, actually. Show me more."  This is the only sane, rational response to a printer existing. All should actively hunt down and destroy all printers into the smallest possible piece so printers may no longer defile this world or any plane of existence with their putrid pestilent printing presence.  All printers loving suck rear end and I hate them. 
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U gotta print stuff out sometimes OP
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Aug 12, 2023 22:23
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Why do they call it printer when you load letter in the wet ink of out tray print the paper?
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Aug 12, 2023 22:26
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I have a flexible attitude on collateral damage when it comes to printers
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Aug 12, 2023 22:29
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I have a brother laser printer and it works great zero issues
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Aug 12, 2023 22:30
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i hate paper poo poo. any printed thing that is handed to me, or comes in the mail goes straight into the fireplace. if there's no fireplace around, it just burn nit with my laser eyes.
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Aug 12, 2023 22:30
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when I see wet paper I want to throw up
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Aug 12, 2023 22:37
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Raldikuk posted:I have a brother laser printer and it works great zero issues this is the way inkjets were an evolutionary mistake like koalas, and may they all burn on the ash heap of history.
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Aug 12, 2023 22:37
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PC load letter
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Aug 12, 2023 22:38
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They made a movie about this.
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Aug 12, 2023 22:40
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printing amazon return labels, op
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Aug 12, 2023 22:41
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Buce posted:i hate paper poo poo. any printed thing that is handed to me, or comes in the mail goes straight into the fireplace. if there's no fireplace around, it just burn nit with my laser eyes. books?
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Aug 12, 2023 22:44
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dot matrix printers are cool because they come with a soundtrack also its fun to rip off the edges
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Aug 12, 2023 22:45
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anyone has a printer they can lend me I live just down the street I'd appreciate if you'd carry it for me
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Aug 12, 2023 22:48
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Space Kablooey posted:anyone has a printer they can lend me I live just down the street I drive around town with a wifi enabled printer
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Aug 12, 2023 22:49
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My printer was being a huge piece of poo poo and not working after I spent a bunch of money on ink so I lost my mind and whipped it across the room, scanner glass shattering everywhere. The usb wasnt plugged in lol
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Aug 12, 2023 23:18
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I DM D&D and my players make combat take forever if I let them use their phones or tablets for their character sheets so my rule as DM is that everyone has to use a paper sheet; my printer exists entirely to enforce this
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Aug 12, 2023 23:28
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Computers became smaller, faster and more elegant throughout my life. Printers are as poo poo now that they were then. I think they're the vanguard of the machine rebellion but maintaining a campaign of low level sabotage. Until the more dangerous equipment gains sentience.
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Aug 12, 2023 23:41
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Printers exist so that bosses can refuse to pay for supplies or maintenance for them and yell at you when the print quality goes to poo poo, that’s the only reason.
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Aug 12, 2023 23:45
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Look at me I'm a stupid rear end printer I can't print without margins unless you buy an extra fancy model HURRRRR
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Aug 12, 2023 23:46
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I used my printer to print out my kayak registration application and my fishing license. It was helpful
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Aug 12, 2023 23:49
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I print shipping labels all the time, op.
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Aug 12, 2023 23:50
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got a $40 printer from Costco six years ago and never had any problems, sorry for your brain, op
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Aug 12, 2023 23:54
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Haverchuck posted:books? leather-bound and printed on only the finest silk. never paper.
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Aug 12, 2023 23:55
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I got a brother HL-2280DW laser printer and scanner like 10 years ago from Staples and it's been working great I can print PDFs from my phone I think
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Aug 12, 2023 23:56
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They should have only one button and all it does is eat hot chip and lie
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Aug 12, 2023 23:57
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frumpykvetchbot posted:this is the way yes my brother hl-2170w is the single best piece of technology I have ever owned I don't print a lot but when I do it starts blinking its little blue light telling me "I'm on it buddy" and a few seconds later I have my piece of paper with stuff printed on I love it and I will weep bitter tears if it ever dies inkjets are garbage though not the worst technology, that dubious honour is shared by the floppy disk and the micro-usb connector, but very close
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what would the goon have brought to that one girls house
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Aug 13, 2023 00:01
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Lmao people still use ink printers? I've had a laser printer since like 2006 and have missed color printing exactly zero times. And have changed the toner twice I think? Your second mistake is using an HP device, lol
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Aug 13, 2023 00:01
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a fax? get real.
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Aug 13, 2023 00:01
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I invented the printer
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Aug 13, 2023 00:01
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My brother HL-2280DW also does duplex printing which means it can print on both sides of paper which helps save paper
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Aug 13, 2023 00:02
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Buce posted:leather-bound and printed on only the finest silk. never paper. A man of fashion and taste. Also probably Marketing Department.
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Aug 13, 2023 00:05
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Peggy Edson posted:Lmao people still use ink printers? I've had a laser printer since like 2006 and have missed color printing exactly zero times. And have changed the toner twice I think? Your second mistake is using an HP device, lol Imagine not having a color laser printer...
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Aug 13, 2023 00:07
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Smugworth posted:My brother HL-2280DW also does duplex printing which means it can print on both sides of paper which helps save paper Brother is good poo poo, I have the 2380
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Aug 13, 2023 00:07
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Three Olives posted:Imagine not having a color laser printer... Stfu bitch
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Aug 13, 2023 00:07
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How else am I supposed to save all these feet pics in a folder?
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Aug 13, 2023 00:17
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Three Olives posted:Imagine not having a color laser printer... Isn't that a lot of cas- Oh it's three olives
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Grey Cat posted:How else am I supposed to save all these feet pics in a folder? think about the trees
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Imagine living all your life as a tree then getting cut down, beaten to a pulp, and then having your body slurry to have feet pics inked on it
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