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is there a good postscroller pr0g you can use on the forums i ahve some cool ascii art to scroll and no i wont just use [code ] brackets
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:How about when you would click on a site and like 400 porn pages would pop up in 2 seconds? Pretty sure this also unmuted set volume to 100% and shouted hey everybody I'm looking at porno!Porto! Just drop the link into startup folder
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Sep 30, 2023 04:24
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i miss warez sites with porn everywhere i mean we got more porn than ever but no vague promises of warez to go with them
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Sep 30, 2023 04:32
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I was there. I saw pop ups after pop ups after pop ups, without end. The horror.
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Sep 30, 2023 04:35
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It was a good time, that early age of exploration of the internet. a vast unknown, packed with splendors and horrors, all beyond our imagination. A dark and dangerous place where only brave souls dare tread. Now days everything's far more lame.
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Sep 30, 2023 04:59
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I'd rather look at the pain series than another loving minions meme
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Sep 30, 2023 05:03
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hell i would browse warez just for all the incidental porn
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Sep 30, 2023 05:51
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the high school I went to in 9th grade was a charter school and there was 1 single Down's Syndrome dude there, with 2 teachers specifically assigned to him. The math teacher was the IT guy and he had all the computers ghosting from a server every morning so he didn't have to deal with the trouble, lol. One day the Down's Syndrome dude, who was well known for purposely leaving class cuz he had to go pee to publicly masturbate, was allowed to do his work on the server. The next morning was very funny when the nerds, including me, came to school early to LAN Mechwarrior 3 and UT and instead were greeted with ALL the Year 2000 porn viruses, on ALL the computers.
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Sep 30, 2023 06:12
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I remember MP3 FTP servers, where you'd find the link, and then the login banner would say "to find the password, go to this weird porn URL, follow these esoteric instructions, click the furry wizard and stroke the ancient icon, then on the fifth page in the seventh paragraph the password is the twenty fourth word". It was like a little pornographic adventure just to find the password to download a crappy copy of the latest hits.
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Sep 30, 2023 06:38
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MrQwerty posted:the high school I went to in 9th grade was a charter school and there was 1 single Down's Syndrome dude there, with 2 teachers specifically assigned to him. I remember those days and I hated them. I had to reformat the family computer 3 times because my sister kept installing limewire. I came across some truly sickening poo poo in popups. Things like rape fetish porn. My parents were about as computer literate as my sister, if they saw those popups I would have gotten the blame for it.
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Sep 30, 2023 06:42
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Valko posted:I remember those days and I hated them. my 14 year old rear end went and got a teacher (one of the teachers that enabled the bedlam), turned on every computer that wasn't on in the computer room, and said LOOK AT THIS and then we had to turn off all the surge protectors until the Math/IT guy got to it, since computer time was part of the curriculum we had a real angry math class that day, and I'm pretty sure half the day was spent outside MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Sep 30, 2023 |
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Sep 30, 2023 06:45
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Early 2000's. IRC servers did not mask hostnames, which you could translate to an ip address. Almost no one used firewalls. Almost no one had a router. Exploits like https://packetstormsecurity.com/files/33210/HOD-ms04011-lsasrv-expl.c.html existed. RATS like back orifice and netbus and soon very many more = bad times for my IRC posting enemies 
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Sep 30, 2023 06:55
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I was in grade 8/9 in ~‘99/2000 when SubSeven came out. Infecting people you knew over MSN Messenger and then watching/controlling their screen remotely was fun as hell.
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Sep 30, 2023 06:58
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Junk posted:i miss warez sites with porn everywhere Great idea for a crossover with the Skyrim loving crowd.
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Sep 30, 2023 07:52
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I got hit by a nuke in Y2k
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Sep 30, 2023 10:20
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:How about when you would click on a site and like 400 porn pages would pop up in 2 seconds? I still have recurring dreams where this happens to the computer I am on, but its not porn just a virus. And I spend the rest of the dream trying to restart and remove the virus by loving around restarting to dos prompts. Which I did back when I was working IT.
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Sep 30, 2023 10:48
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I remember one time as a kid I had a nightmare where someone hacked the family PC and the virus somehow made me legally married to someone in Russia and my dad yelled at me.
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Sep 30, 2023 10:54
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But Em, you are married to someone in Russia. *dramatic sting*
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Sep 30, 2023 11:18
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Back in my day a virus just opened your cd tray spilling your drink. Now your fridge can get gonorrhea which let's the internet watch you have sex on your nanny cam.
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Sep 30, 2023 14:03
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Gonna haxxx0r ur IP and nuke ur domain
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Sep 30, 2023 20:53
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zedprime posted:Back in my day a virus just opened your cd tray spilling your drink. Now your fridge can get gonorrhea which let's the internet watch you have sex on your nanny cam. BackOrifice was good times
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Sep 30, 2023 20:55
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For a while in the late 90's or early 2000's, if you had a cable modem and you put your computer on the net without a software firewall you would be immediately infected with a virus simply by being on the network with a windows machine.
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Sep 30, 2023 20:56
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zedprime posted:Back in my day a virus just opened your cd tray spilling your drink. Now your fridge can get gonorrhea which let's the internet watch you have sex on your nanny cam. Wait wouldn't it have to CLOSE to spill your drink? The CD tray doubled as a cup holder.
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Sep 30, 2023 21:02
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I've screwed up my bios and poo poo sometimes and it feels like a virus because I'm crippled by my own stupidity does that count
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Sep 30, 2023 21:04
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Father still has some 5 inch floppies he never could successfully disinfect in the 80's. I'll never fogive the rear end who's virus denied me use of that funny faces program!
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Sep 30, 2023 21:12
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By popular demand posted:Father still has some 5 inch floppies he never could successfully disinfect in the 80's. You should check out if they still work on Windows 11.
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Sep 30, 2023 21:18
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Desert Bus posted:Wait wouldn't it have to CLOSE to spill your drink? The CD tray doubled as a cup holder. The 'CD tray as cupholder' thing must be some sort of urban legend because I've heard it so many times and the details are always just a little different. It's like the guy who orders a pizza and when asked how many slices he wants it cut into he says "Cut it into 4, I don't think I could eat 6". I've heard that story about every pizzeria in my town but any time I order a pizza I'm never asked how I want it sliced.
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Sep 30, 2023 21:23
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I assumed it started with that cup holder "virus" that opened the CD tray. I think it came from the forums actually.
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Sep 30, 2023 21:27
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The cupholder thing is as old as tray loading cd players. My dad used to joke about it back in '87.
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Sep 30, 2023 21:29
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emSparkly posted:I assumed it started with that cup holder "virus" that opened the CD tray. I think it came from the forums actually. I've been hearing that story in some form since at least '95. It's older than the forums. Hell, it might be older than you.
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Sep 30, 2023 21:31
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I certainly read it in a windows 95 or 97 themed joke book back in the day and I remember it wasn't new then. Definitely could believe the actual engineers at Sony playing with the prototype and figuring this joke back in the early 80's.
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Sep 30, 2023 21:40
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give me a cookie
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ded posted:give me a cookie Juan, don't beg me man, go in the kitchen
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Valko posted:The 'CD tray as cupholder' thing must be some sort of urban legend because I've heard it so many times and the details are always just a little different. But there were definitely people who thought the mouse was a foot pedal, right?
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Oct 1, 2023 01:49
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malware has never been more prevalent or profitable than it is right now and this only continues to increase as the number of internet connected devices increases
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Oct 1, 2023 01:51
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Cabbages and Kings posted:malware has never been more prevalent or profitable than it is right now and this only continues to increase as the number of internet connected devices increases My toaster got hacked!
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Oct 1, 2023 01:52
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redshirt posted:My toaster got hacked! Was it browsing dodgy toaster porn sites or something?
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Cabbages and Kings posted:malware has never been more prevalent or profitable than it is right now and this only continues to increase as the number of internet connected devices increases But it's not fun anymore. I don't even know if they're still doing scary ransomware these days. It's all just browser hijacks and bitcoin miners now.
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Oct 1, 2023 02:00
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dr_rat posted:Was it browsing dodgy toaster porn sites or something? Butter porn
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redshirt posted:Butter porn 
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