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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > PAPA JOHN will have his day of reckoning in court!!
 
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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

 I know how he could erase his racism from everyone's memory

Stride into the courtroom, loudly announce, "HENCEFORTH, I SHALL BE KNOWN AS HOT PLOPPA JOHN!" drop trou, and poo poo all over the witness stand

Unfortunately, if he samples his own product and it's anything like Little Caesar's, he's probably chronically constipated

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > PAPA JOHN will have his day of reckoning in court!!