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...it was really, really comfortable premium underwear you could elsewise never afford? Like those $300 Norwegian Aclima wool underpants made in Estonia with antimicrobial and anti-odor properties, that look so cool you'll want to be semi-nude just to show them off? Or some sort of Tom Ford four-ply Egytian cotton drawers that fit just right? They'd be dry-cleaned of course. So would you? And would it matter who owned them previously, like your cousin or a famous actor versus someone completely unkown? Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Aug 17, 2023 |
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Aug 13, 2023 21:34
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As a matter of fact, I wouldn't even wear new $300 underwear. I want my underwear to be comfortable, and thinking someone had paid $300 for it would make me extremely uncomfortable. |
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Aug 13, 2023 21:34
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you look different today. more confident. are you wearing an authentic pair of Napoleon's underwear? |
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Aug 13, 2023 21:42
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I can already keep $300 between my cheeks |
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Aug 13, 2023 22:06
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my gf and i mostly share underwear we just grab whatever's clean so yes this would also be fine (just clean them first!)
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Zoya posted:my gf and i mostly share underwear we just grab whatever's clean so yes this would also be fine (just clean then first!) ...it just now occurs to me that this very convenient relationship feature is probably generally unavailable to straight people which is kind of funny considering how normal it feels to me at this point
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Zoya posted:...it just now occurs to me that this very convenient relationship feature is probably generally unavailable to straight people Well, that depends on a few things... |
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Aug 13, 2023 23:08
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cruft posted:Well, that depends on a few things... Emphasis on depends |
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Aug 13, 2023 23:08
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cruft posted:Emphasis on depends If you catch my drift |
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Aug 13, 2023 23:09
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cruft posted:If you catch my drift don't piss in my underwear op
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Aug 13, 2023 23:18
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Zoya posted:don't piss in my underwear op I wasn't going to! I probably don't even live anywhere close to you! And it wouldn't even be possible: these Aclimas don't have a fly and I am *not* taking these bad boys off. |
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Aug 14, 2023 00:27
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yes i wear used underwear almost every day who is buying new underwear daily?!
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I buy new underwear every month: my girlfriend keeps pouring blue liquid on it. Weird. |
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Marching off to Goodwill to get the good stuff 'Hey, where is the underwear section?' "Oh all of our items are used so there's no underwear." 'I watched a TikTok that told me underwear gets more comfortable the longer you wear it. All mine is new and I don't have time to break them in myself.' "Sorry but I really can't help you." 'Is it in the back? Everyone knows you guys hide the real deals so you can buy them for yourselves when you get off your shifts.' "No sir I am not hiding used underwear in the back. Personally I think it's gross to wear someone else's intimates." 'I also watched a TikTok that told me that some used underwear pass along special powers. You know, like the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants.' "Please please stop watching TikTok." |
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Aug 14, 2023 02:58
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Sir, this is the Goodwill underwear section. |
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Aug 14, 2023 03:52
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:yes i wear used underwear almost every day who is buying new underwear daily?! uh so i actually worked with a dude who did that. according to him he had some kind of skin allergy to laundry detergent that was especially bad with underwear, so he would buy in bulk and wear a new one every time. he was an extremely weird dude and didn't have the best hygiene so i really doubt he was wearing a new one daily this was 20 years ago and i still remember that guy's name. |
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Aug 14, 2023 04:20
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This seems like an overly elaborate ploy to get me to start wearing underwear
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:This seems like an overly elaborate ploy to get me to start wearing underwear good post sup fool  the trashed crew thread awaits u 
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my dad once wore underwear we found in a field - we washed it first ofc
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battling with the wife over who gets to wear the costco mesh boxer briefs. she put me through a table but I'm not taking them off
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battling with the wife over who gets to wear the underwear we found in a field
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Technically the only kind of underwear you can wear is used It's only unused until you put it on |
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All of my underwear is mint in box, most of it in the original shrinkwrap |
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Babe it's just the shrinkwrap, it's an optical illusion |
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In college my room-mate bought a package of enormous, enormous boxers by mistake, too big to wear, too big in some ways to even think about, and instead of returning them he cut holes in the crotch and turned them into these little plaid crop-tops for gardening, grilling, etc.. imo this might be crucial information for getting the right answer to this thread's riddle...
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canyoneer posted:so he would buy in bulk and wear a new one every time. Every once in a while some magazine or LPT will try to pass this off as a life-enhancing idea. Usually though it's to get like 30 pairs so you only have to do laundry once a month. But there have been a few single use products. Also, why did you know this about your co-worker? How did this come up? I overshare and mistake weird for quirky all the time and you still aren't prying that kind of information out of me. |
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I reject the superman view of history and realise that wearing your underoos outerly is a collective phenomenon generated by a population in the aggregate |
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How Wonderful! posted:In college my room-mate bought a package of enormous, enormous boxers by mistake, too big to wear, too big in some ways to even think about, and instead of returning them he cut holes in the crotch and turned them into these little plaid crop-tops for gardening, grilling, etc.. imo this might be crucial information for getting the right answer to this thread's riddle... When life gives you elephant gitch, make crop tops! |
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Bright Bart posted:Also, why did you know this about your co-worker? How did this come up? I overshare and mistake weird for quirky all the time and you still aren't prying that kind of information out of me. as for how, we worked in a restaurant and working in that environment has introduced me to some strange humans and that's not even top 3 weirdest overshare i experienced there. as for why he decided to share this with me, i don't know and don't think i ever will |
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Some people will pay a premium for used undies, op.
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Escape From Noise posted:Some people will pay a premium for used undies, op. I heard that some Japanese vending machines sell em 
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i would never wear underwear |
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Areola Grande posted:I heard that some Japanese vending machines sell em Yeah. It's a popular rumor. It was an art installation. They can be bought at seedy porm stores here though.
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Nosfereefer posted:i would never wear underwear drat. 
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Yeah, someone is going to pay: the person who tries to launder his jeans. |
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cruft posted:Yeah, someone is going to pay: the person who tries to launder his jeans. Sully! It is RAW denim!
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