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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

In 7th grade my buddy got grounded when his conservative christian dad found his Adam Sander comedy albums.
His father made him sit down and listen to it with him. Together they unpacked why such hits as "Working out or having sex" are amoral and against god. I imagine they also listened to other such classics as:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04HC1lcn8TM

"Gay Robot"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlk4AeM2Rm8

"Longest Pee"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiZaMnMN6YQ

"At a Medium Pace"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFvx8pHHTBc

Post your favorite tracks from comedic genius adam sandler itt and don't let your parents find out

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I'm gah

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

This is scary accurate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxBv_WnRRu4

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I remember thinking they were pretty much the funniest thing ever when I was in middle school, yeah

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Then there's "Sex or Weight Lifting" where he plays a guy who at the end of the track rapes a woman on the street, so, you know.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
gently caress me in the goat rear end with this bullshit

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


piece of poo poo car

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
The one with the old lady mom and she is telling her kids to play with their cocknballs lol

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Okay what the gently caress did I just listen to

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
I got a schnake, mang!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poohs Packin posted:

In 7th grade my buddy got grounded when his conservative christian dad found his Adam Sander comedy albums.
His father made him sit down and listen to it with him. Together they unpacked why such hits as "Working out or having sex" are amoral and against god. I imagine they also listened to other such classics as:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04HC1lcn8TM

"Gay Robot"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlk4AeM2Rm8

"Longest Pee"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiZaMnMN6YQ

"At a Medium Pace"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFvx8pHHTBc

Post your favorite tracks from comedic genius adam sandler itt and don't let your parents find out

you were in 7th grade when you heard this. loving old head
It was for sure Medium Pace.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Adam Sandler is great, young teenage boys deserve to listen to things that are silly and rude like this before they turn into grumpy sad goons.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
toll booth willy at the LAN party on repeat

stop giggling down there its 2am

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you were in 7th grade when you heard this. loving old head
It was for sure Medium Pace.

pretty sure that wasn't what I said

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Toxic Mental posted:

Then there's "Sex or Weight Lifting" where he plays a guy who at the end of the track rapes a woman on the street, so, you know.

Well, she does say "Shoot it all over me!" Which to me sounds like enthusiastic consent.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
See that shampoo bottle, now stick it up my rear end

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Medium pace ftw

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I also liked "piece of poo poo car"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

PokeJoe posted:

Medium pace ftw

what was the song where he fucks a chicken? Pretty sure it was the same album

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


PokeJoe posted:

I also liked "piece of poo poo car"

that loving pile of poo poo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Kathleen Kennedy has big loving titties

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
he eats the last slice

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
What the gently caress does superimposed mean?

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

The X-man cometh posted:

gently caress me in the goat rear end with this bullshit

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
from the same era

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y2qKnf0Rmk

also the gambling sportscasters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVXEhiXmOgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtVhVr0yjnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXG3Mt-zeU

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Aug 19, 2023

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what was the song where he fucks a chicken? Pretty sure it was the same album

When I'm feeling down
And feeling sad
You come around
And make me glad
I got you
Oh, my little chicken

I love your feet
I love your breasts
I love the way you eat gravel
To help you digest
Oh, my little chicken

Ass Technology
Aug 13, 2023

The mental image of a super religious dad scowling and shaking his head as he listens to "at a medium pace" with his teenage son is hilarious

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


It's not fair to compare Norm and Sandler.

Sandler made millions creating and starring in comedic films and Norm was a comedian.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

rear end Technology posted:

The mental image of a super religious dad scowling and shaking his head as he listens to "at a medium pace" with his teenage son is hilarious

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The tragicomic The Peeper (it was a Flash animation back in the day):

https://youtu.be/BSuEinxGTGs

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Welcome to Worcester

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Should I put the $1.50 in the slot or should I just shove it right up your rear end?

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

rear end Technology posted:

The mental image of a super religious dad scowling and shaking his head as he listens to "at a medium pace" with his teenage son is hilarious

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


PokeJoe posted:

When I'm feeling down
And feeling sad
You come around
And make me glad
I got you
Oh, my little chicken

I love your feet
I love your breasts
I love the way you eat gravel
To help you digest
Oh, my little chicken

If an egg can fit in there, why can't I?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apyx1TRkhnM

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
I prefer Sandler’s serious, dramatic albums like Uncut Gems.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Sloppy joes, sloppy sloppy joes

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Even when I was a kid I thought Adam Sandler was crap.

But to each his own. You guys have fun playing with feces.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Even when I was a kid I thought Adam Sandler was crap.

But to each his own. You guys have fun playing with feces.

The albums are better than the movies. He's a funny guy.

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Yes, it's a veritable forest down there

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