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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

oh you fancy yourself having an above average IQ do you? meet me in the replies of an elon musk xeet for a battle of wits, then!

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Heh. Yeah I guess you can grill meat with a gas grill.

naem
May 29, 2011

I have a maseters digree

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Milk chocolate? A pox upon your house

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Icochet posted:

Milk chocolate? A pox upon your house

You would use that cliched reference. sad really.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
non-organic fritos? uh, you do you, i guess...

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
The other day I saw someone talking about setting their house to 78 degrees to save money on their electric bill, can you even imagine?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Still using Imperial measures you Americans?
I thought you'd shaken off the yoke of monarchy by now :smuggo:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I was talking to someone the other day and the poor thing thought that the TV show Frasier was making fun of Frasier.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
American cheese? Hardly :smug:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

"Elitest". Pfft. You'd think the OP had never been taught English at school.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BigBadSteve posted:

"Elitest". Pfft. You'd think the OP had never been taught English at school.

Hammu-rob-i posted:

-If you're the type of guy that has to chirp about people sitting during the national anthem, I know you're insecure as well as innapropiately entitled

Inapropriate misspelling.

Edit: Mispelt "inappropriate".

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Aug 26, 2023

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


BigBadSteve posted:

"Elitest". Pfft. You'd think the OP had never been taught English at school.

Look at this goon, not a single original idea.

The Bramble posted:

It’s elitist, moron

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh we're judgemental and elitist, are we? OP don't bring me into your drab and uninteresting threads. "We" are nothing and whatever you may be is irrelevant to whom I am.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh we're judgemental and elitist, are we? OP don't bring me into your drab and uninteresting threads. "We" are nothing and whatever you may be is irrelevant to whom I am.

*who I am

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Grey Cat posted:

Look at this goon, not a single original idea.

OK, my bad.

And gently caress you, snitch.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Grey Cat posted:

*who I am

How dare you. :stare:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


BigBadSteve posted:

OK, my bad.

And gently caress you, snitch.


:smithfrog:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Were you not such a vile and wretched creature you'd feel the back of my hand but the mere thought of a single skin cell of yours coming into contact with mine makes me want be sick.

I'm so sorry please forgive me. You BEAST

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Typical, I come back after a week of absence and you peasants are still pulling each other into the mud.
I don't know why I even bother.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Nor I. Mine have been working diligently from dusk 'till dawn. Perhaps you simply lack the "common touch", as they say.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Eww! Never touch a commoner!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Imbecile! It's a mere turn of phrase!

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

my penis curls 45 degrees inward when i take my tea. pinky up, peepee up. i don't expect the riffraff to understand

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

By popular demand posted:

Typical, I come back after a week of absence and you peasants are still pulling each other off into the mud.
I don't know why I even bother.

Ftfy. And we like it, who are you to criticize, you useless layabout snob.

Good call about not bothering though, gently caress off.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

cumpantry posted:

my penis curls 45 degrees inward when i take my tea. pinky up, peepee up. i don't expect the riffraff to understand

I have to admit, that's a very well bred penis.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


BigBadSteve posted:

I have to admit, that's a very well bred penis.

If your penis isn't an innie then you can get outtie.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Grey Cat posted:

If your penis isn't an innie then you can get outtie.

Go exvaginate yourself.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

American cheese? Hardly :smug:

Okay I'm actually this elitist

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Grey Cat posted:

If your penis isn't an innie then you can get outtie.
you
Oh! Oh yes, what a brilliant bon mot. I've not heard such a razor sharp barb since that unfortunate month when your family though they belonged in this town.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

ikanreed posted:

Okay I'm actually this elitist

Oh wow, are you? Very surprising. Much to think about.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

what is that, how do you pronounce that--"goo duh?" hmm. mm. not very gouda to me, not at all. oh dear, and don't tell me that's parmesan in your pantry i see. oh my goodness... no, no i'm sure plenty of "folks like you" carry that sort of thing, fret yourself not. now then, where is your American? ... sorry? what was that, speak up, you didn't daren't just suggest you.... aaahh, ahaha, i see, you just ran out then? right, i've filled those very same shoes hungrily into the night myself. here, take this business card of an associate of mine's, they will be more than happy to supply you stars and stripes as they do me. no you're absolutely welcome think nothing of it, now if you'll excuse me i fear an eagle sized craving coming on and i shan't spend another second in this wretched freedomless place!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Oh, a pantry? How quaint. I remember having a pantry at the small house but we’ve since become adults with a larder.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"Light" beer from a mainstream brewery? I think not.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Funky See Funky Do posted:

you
Oh! Oh yes, what a brilliant bon mot. I've not heard such a razor sharp barb since that unfortunate month when your family though they belonged in this town.

Ew French. And here I thought we could be friends.
Je plaisante.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Grey Cat posted:

Ew French. And here I thought we could be friends.
Je plaisante.

Aaah hahahaha haha! Friends is it? Really? Shall we good friends then? Hmm? Yes?

I'd... I'd quite like that actually. You and I, pals! Buddies, even.

A friendship for ages while the rest of these illiterate degenerates yearn for such a bond.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

redshirt posted:

"Light" beer from a mainstream brewery? I think not.

Beer? Oh, how gauche. What shall we pair it with, a hot dog? Sorry, I thought this was a garden party, not a homeless encampment.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

:owned:

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

*grabs the mic from op* LISTEN UP, YOU FATHERLESS BACKWOODS COUSIN-HUMPERS. YOUR SO-CALLED CHAMPION MAY BE THE BEST YOU GOT, BUT EVEN YOUR BEST IS NOWHERE NEAR THE PEAK OF ATHLETIC PERFECTION WHICH I REPRESENT. AND ONCE I'VE WON THE TITLE AND PROVEN MY POINT, I'M GONNA USE IT AS A SPRINGBOARD TO THE BIG LEAGUES, AWAY FROM THIS COMPANY AND THE LOSERS WHO WATCH ITS SHOWS

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