Kick me off the force?

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Escape From Noise

I may be a pencil pushing desk jockey, who literally wrote the book on how we do things around here but drat it, Chief! I GET RESULTS!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Aug 20, 2023

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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:27

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# ? May 13, 2024 06:59

Manifisto

Escape From Noise posted:

I may be a pencil pushing desk jockey, who literally wrote the book on how we do things around here but drat it, Chief! I GET RESULTS!

no, you're a loose cannon! I'm going to literally throw at you the book you literally wrote, because of your loose-cannon pencil-pushing ways!!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 20, 2023 16:19

Saoshyant

But Chief, if he's gone who's pushing those pencils into the cannon!?

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# ? Aug 20, 2023 16:55

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many of your ideas are high flying and your methods are off this planet. you're just not what we're looking for in the force of gravity

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# ? Aug 20, 2023 18:37

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

turn in your badge and gum eraser!

# ? Aug 20, 2023 19:26

Finger Prince

But chief, its energy surrounds us! Binds us! Luminous beings are we!

Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Aug 20, 2023

# ? Aug 20, 2023 19:46

google THIS

I'm sorry, you're the best guy I have but this is over my head. You didn't dot every "i" and cross every "t" with this case, and thanks to you we're literally charging a suspect with "assault and ballery"

# ? Aug 20, 2023 20:12

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

I'm sorry, you're the best guy I have but this is over my head. You didn't dot every "i" and cross every "t" with this case, and thanks to you we're literally charging a suspect with "assault and ballery"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 20, 2023 23:03

FutonForensic

this book is bigger than I am. How the hell am I gonna throw it.

# ? Aug 21, 2023 06:58

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

telling you to hand in your badge and gun as a sneaky way to get two guns so I can do cool dual wielding poses like Yuna in final fantasy 10-2

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# ? Aug 21, 2023 10:07

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

you come in here, with your slicked-backed hair and your two-dollar suit, thinking you can be a detective in this town?

well welcome aboard, kid! we need all the help we can get around here

# ? Aug 21, 2023 14:37

ShimmyGuy: One morning, Shimmy awoke to find he was a awesome shiny bug.

google THIS posted:

I'm sorry, you're the best guy I have but this is over my head. You didn't dot every "i" and cross every "t" with this case, and thanks to you we're literally charging a suspect with "assault and ballery"

# ? Aug 21, 2023 17:02

Trying

you keep saying �buy the book� which is in violation of the proclamation against solicitation inside a police station

# ? Aug 21, 2023 18:56

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Pssst. They kick you off the force? Took your gun & budget? I know a guy can cast a spell and get you back on. He's not cheap. But he what he does works. Real powerful magic.

Trying posted:

you keep saying �buy the book� which is in violation of the proclamation against solicitation inside a police station

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Aug 22, 2023

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:03

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

They're kicking me off the Space Force for saying the earth is flat and the Milky Way is hippy nonsense. Orders all the way from the top! The previous guy seemed to think my point of view was an asset...

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:05

RavenousScoot

the chief's bluffing, none of us even have a license to jockey a desk if he gets rid of you

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Aug 22, 2023 01:18

Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

no, you're a loose cannon! I'm going to literally throw at you the book you literally wrote, because of your loose-cannon pencil-pushing ways!!

Incorrect! I regularly tighten and maintain my cannon, which you would know if you checked my maintenance records!

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# ? Aug 22, 2023 01:25

google THIS

Chief forgot to tell me to surrender my desk saddle :smug:

# ? Aug 22, 2023 02:29

Cosmik Slop: What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Got confused, rode the book, threw the desk at me

# ? Aug 26, 2023 01:33

Dip Viscous

Saoshyant posted:

But Chief, if he's gone who's pushing those pencils into the cannon!?

guess we finally found the re-reg of the tfr pencil guy

# ? Aug 26, 2023 04:07

alnilam

No you're a loose cannon! This whole system is a loose cannon!

# ? Aug 26, 2023 16:24

alnilam

Getting kicked off the volunteer docent force at Fort McHenry for cutting one of the replica cannons loose

# ? Aug 26, 2023 16:29

RavenousScoot

kick you off the force? more like
3 2 1 kick it drop the beat like a self-investigated police misconduct case

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:02

Dip Viscous

*amen break, chief of police starts breakdancing*

# ? Aug 28, 2023 01:20

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

First you boot me from the army. Then you take my pilot's licence. Fire me from the brokerage. Vote me out from the mayor's office. Ban me from the poker tournament. Cut me from the community theatre troupe. Suspend me from the hospital. Lay me off from the fire department. Furlough me from the EMS service. And now you want to kick me off the police force?

I'm beginning to take things personally.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Aug 28, 2023

# ? Aug 28, 2023 11:45

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Chief: Do you know why I'm kicking you off the force?

Me: Because I put three sugars in my coffee?

Chief: Because you put three sugars in your coffee. Glad we understand each other. You make me sick you filthy animal and I'll make sure you never wear a badge again. If it were up to me you'd be locked up with the people you put away.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Aug 28, 2023

# ? Aug 28, 2023 11:50

Trying

I�ve had it with you Norwegian Jay! You�re off the fjorce!

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Oh fjuck

# ? Aug 28, 2023 12:55

RavenousScoot

the chief's got a point, you overproduced get out of jail free cards and completely devalued them so you need to have one AND roll doubles now, and now rolls on their own for freedom aren't even an option anymore

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:41

Jaguars!

Hey! Who hitched my desk to the loose cannon? I got that desk from a stud farm in Kentucky! Go get a draughting desk if you want to haul heavy loads.

# ? Aug 29, 2023 05:44

FutonForensic

Heading out to the police department to help my Uncle Jack off the force

# ? Aug 29, 2023 08:25

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# ? May 13, 2024 06:59

google THIS

I got kicked off the force for suggesting tying the loose cannon down. Turns out that by suggesting such an unorthodox solution I became the loosest cannon of all, a phenomenon known as the "Loose Cannon Paradox," or "Catch-Nine-Nine"

# ? Aug 29, 2023 16:18

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