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It’s like church but you get free plantains
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 18:37 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 12:22 |
My church already gives out free plantains
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 18:39 |
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How does this make money?
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 18:41 |
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What part of Jesus is the plantain?
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 18:47 |
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Triikan posted:What part of Jesus is the plantain? I think you know the answer.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 19:31 |
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it's his schnozz, right?
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 19:41 |
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the rod of god
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 19:42 |
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It's like church, but the "PL" stands for the newly added "pedophile limitations."
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 20:32 |
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My plurch offers plums. You worship a false plantain God and we are now at war.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 20:39 |
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in chip form?
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 21:11 |
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I'm in. Ground floor, baby! Is it ok that I don't have any money?
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 21:12 |
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Ez8 posted:I'm in. Ground floor, baby! If plurch is anything like church, you can trick idiots into GIVING you money!
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 21:17 |
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Fartch
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 21:24 |
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Wifi Toilet posted:My plurch offers plums. You worship a false plantain God and we are now at war. look at the prunitarian over here lmao
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 21:35 |
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Take me to plurch
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 21:47 |
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Are they at least fried first? I mean I'm probably still not interested, but it at least makes me think about it.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 21:49 |
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Fartington Butts posted:Are they at least fried first? I mean I'm probably still not interested, but it at least makes me think about it.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 22:07 |
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Thesaurus posted:How does this make money? money?
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 22:15 |
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Plurch? A trifle!
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 22:58 |
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Some friends of mine were married by a plantain from the Plurch.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 23:45 |
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Thesaurus posted:How does this make money? How does any church make money?
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 23:46 |
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Larry Cum Free posted:It’s like church but you get free plantains those tiny bananas? I'm on board
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 23:47 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:those tiny bananas? hmm. Yes and no
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 23:48 |
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i don't like plantains but i do like ceremonial robes. what do your vestments look like?
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 23:49 |
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Larry Cum Free posted:hmm. Yes and no are they tiny bananas or not? This is a deal breaker
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 23:50 |
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My sister is a plun that lives in a plonvent.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 23:54 |
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Take me to plurch, I'll plorship like a plog at the pline of your plies.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 23:56 |
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Is plurch like one of these things where I have to care about poo poo and reevaluate the way I impact the world around me or can I get away with some lip service and a couple bucks in the collection plate.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 00:41 |
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Literally A Person posted:Is plurch like one of these things where I have to care about poo poo and reevaluate the way I impact the world around me or can I get away with some lip service and a couple bucks in the collection plate. 5% of your yearly income
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 00:43 |
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Literally A Person posted:Is plurch like one of these things where I have to care about poo poo and reevaluate the way I impact the world around me or can I get away with some lip service and a couple bucks in the collection plate. Tithing? A trifle!
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 00:46 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:5% of your yearly income To feel morally superior to the people I encounter in everyday life? Seems like a steal really
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 00:46 |
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Literally A Person posted:To feel morally superior to the people I encounter in everyday life? Seems like a steal really you still have to feel bad about yourself. Or at least pretend to in a public setting
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 00:48 |
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I like the plotluck dinners
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 00:49 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I like the plotluck dinners Mmm. Fried plantains. Raw plantains. Plantain salad. Plantainloaf. Plantain surprise. Mofongo. Oops! All plantains ambrosia.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 00:56 |
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Enjoying a nice cool glass of pilk at plurch.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 01:00 |
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Smugworth posted:Mmm. Fried plantains. Raw plantains. Plantain salad. Plantainloaf. Plantain surprise. Mofongo. Oops! All plantains ambrosia. yeah, those little bananas
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 01:00 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:5% of your yearly income I was made to pay 10% growing up so this is a steal really.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 01:05 |
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Grey Cat posted:I was made to pay 10% growing up so this is a steal really. 10% was unsustainable. People just don't make as much as they used to
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 01:10 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:My sister is a plun that lives in a plonvent.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 01:10 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 12:22 |
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The Plurch of Reasonable Price of Planter day Tains
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 01:11 |