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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Professional cornhole? That's right! And it's not even porn! Apparently anyone can play. Any goons get in on this? The next game apparently has a 50k payout.

Edit: ok is a total of 50k not for one person BUT STILL

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

So how exactly does one cornhole?

thetedster
Jan 31, 2007

BigBadSteve posted:

So how exactly does one cornhole?

You put your corn in the hole and if you get more corn in the hole than your opponent then you win.

thetedster fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Aug 21, 2023

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I'll just stick to making love to beautiful women, thanks.

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Wee posted:

I'll just stick to making love to beautiful women, thanks.

you'll never make it out of the amateurs

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

any rural south growing kid knows this game well from sundays stacked on sundays. that is to say, i will be taking the $50k, and yes i read the correction, and yes i will be taking it all

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART




big pro tourney coming up on espn soon.

personally i can't look past Jamie Graham and Cheyenne Bubenheim for the win. Graham being the number 3 ranked man, and Bubenheim being the number 1 ranked woman.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

BigBadSteve posted:

So how exactly does one cornhole?

It's basically like poker, but with corn nuts instead of money or chips. So you're trying to play to get as many corn nuts as possible. Which are arguably as good as money, because they're good! :D

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Panic! At The Tesco posted:



big pro tourney coming up on espn soon.

personally i can't look past Jamie Graham and Cheyenne Bubenheim for the win. Graham being the number 3 ranked man, and Bubenheim being the number 1 ranked woman.

dont sleep on the yetty

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

I heard that in professional cornhole your score doesn’t go back to 13 if you go over 21. That’s dumb as poo poo.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


cumpantry posted:

dont sleep on the yetty

no disrespect to yetty meant, she is good. but i don't really rate hamilton if i'm being honest. his stats are padded from his early career before he started going downhill.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

cumpantry posted:

dont sleep on the yetty

What is her island drink tipping game like

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

no disrespect to yetty meant, she is good. but i don't really rate hamilton if i'm being honest. his stats are padded from his early career before he started going downhill.

he's got that dog in him tho

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Panic! At The Tesco posted:



big pro tourney coming up on espn soon.

personally i can't look past Jamie Graham and Cheyenne Bubenheim for the win. Graham being the number 3 ranked man, and Bubenheim being the number 1 ranked woman.

Somehow this is exactly what I would picture if I was picturing people playing for the Cornhole world championships.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

h t t p s colon back slash back slash w w w dot iplaycornhole dot com

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Chief McHeath posted:

h t t p s colon back slash back slash w w w dot iplaycornhole dot com

iplay with your cornhole.com ;)

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Would to all of these cornholers

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I am cornholio.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Been holin’ all my life

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


mah daddeh was a 'holer, his daddeh and his daddeh's daddeh too. ah come from a long line of 'holers ah tell you hwhat

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
People always focus on the upper body, but you cant be skipping hole day.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Uh, no thanks, I'll stick to Bocce ball

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I saw some pros in an airport and I googled them and then went up to them like I was a fan of their sport and knew things about it and talked to them.

Apparently there's a good crossover with horseshoe pros

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

how do you decide on who is the cornhole? do you draw lots?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

thetedster posted:

You put your corn in the hole and if you get more corn in the hole than your opponent then you win.

So how do I volunteer to be a cornhole hole?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ChubbyChecker posted:

how do you decide on who is the cornhole? do you draw lots?

You check to see who needs TP for their bunghole.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
batson and glass are going to loving crush everyone



Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Let's have a live stream party ITT for the championships.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

kru posted:

you'll never make it out of the amateurs

Isn't that the goal?:pervert:

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Sometimes the corn from my poo poo gets caught in my rear end hair and I have to pick it out and throw it in the toilet so i’m basically a pro

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the long awaited GBS cornhole megathread

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

500excf type r posted:

Apparently there's a good crossover with horseshoe pros

cornhole is just what you get when every public park has removed the horseshoes for safety and insurance reasons

a beanbag doesn't break anything when your drunk cousin flings a 2 pound chunk of iron way too hard




speaking of which, professional cornhole should have mandatory drinking during matches like darts

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Dixville posted:

Professional cornhole? That's right!

:mrgw:

Dixville posted:

And it's not even porn!

:whitewater:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

this is AI right. those are just randomly generated names.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

theres a cornhole video game

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1702130/ACL_Pro_Cornhole/

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Zippy the Bummer posted:

batson and glass are going to loving crush everyone

Literally came here to post this

Batson looks like he could either be 13 or 35 and it completely throws other players off their game

Furious George
Oct 3, 2002
I heard that sometimes it's called Dadhole?

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Kel Mitchell of Kenan and Kel fame was in the brackets of the Johnsonville Super Hole on the 4th of August

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Alexa, show me Joe Rogan's take on this

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