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I was walking about with a creamsickle just minding my buisness when some guy recognized me from 35 years ago! I thought I buried al the leads and now he wants me to come work for him, as if my disfunctional rear end can handle 6 day a week 10hr shifts! and its so awkward that his sister was in grade school with me! now what: do I break out the thermite or just find a new hole to jump into?! 
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What the hell are you talking about
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Aug 21, 2023 15:54
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I will unmake you
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Aug 21, 2023 15:55
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Ask him what his sister is up to these days.
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Aug 21, 2023 15:55
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Saalkin posted:What the hell are you talking about
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Aug 21, 2023 15:56
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 You have to help me you guys, you owe me for that thing.
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Aug 21, 2023 15:57
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You should find an apartment where you have a senator neighbor you can really watch come and go I think that's a good way to proceed
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Aug 21, 2023 15:57
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get ye flask
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Aug 21, 2023 16:00
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Change your phone number and go beg for money, jobs suck.
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Aug 21, 2023 16:01
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white people problems.txt
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Aug 21, 2023 16:02
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Try banging the sister OP.
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Aug 21, 2023 16:02
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I am not going dow for this poo poo, I am a powerful man and you will obay!
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Aug 21, 2023 16:03
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if someone from 35 years ago recognized me I'd probably be pretty happy to see them because that was about the last time I liked anyone
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Aug 21, 2023 16:03
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A creamsickle?? You can't harvest milk that way!
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:if someone from 35 years ago recognized me I'd probably be pretty happy to see them because that was about the last time I liked anyone
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Aug 21, 2023 16:05
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They are all laughing at me! they critisize my spelling and punctuation!
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Aug 21, 2023 16:06
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i can assure you no one is laughing
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Aug 21, 2023 16:07
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place your thumb in your rear end in a top hat
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Aug 21, 2023 16:08
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Shoe on head.
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Aug 21, 2023 16:12
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 I'm losing it man.
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Aug 21, 2023 16:16
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Take the job, Smithers.
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Aug 21, 2023 22:44
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ChubbyChecker posted:place your thumb in your rear end in a top hat ok what next
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Aug 21, 2023 22:46
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I don’t understand.
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Aug 21, 2023 22:53
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*Joe Pesci walking into the wood-paneled room pic*
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Aug 21, 2023 22:55
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I am lending you my energy OP. Form the spirit bomb so we can totally disintegrate this fool.
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Aug 21, 2023 22:56
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just tell him yeah sounds great man, we’ll be in touch then never follow up
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Aug 21, 2023 22:56
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whats the job op? i need some work i could come in and pretend to be you for a few weeks im guessing since you said that you "buried all the ledes" that the job is being a fake journalist who does cover ups for corporate irresponsibility. im real good at that poo poo hook me up
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Aug 22, 2023 00:00
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gently caress off OP, you're busted
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Aug 22, 2023 00:18
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i say take the job, op. that way when you inevitably burn out, youll get access to some fun drugs
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Aug 22, 2023 00:21
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By popular demand posted:I was walking about with a creamsickle just minding my buisness when some guy recognized me from 35 years ago! i did not read this. shut the hell up, op
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Aug 22, 2023 00:23
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Make sure you introduce yourself as a "friend of OURS" from now on, OP. Not "friend of MINE," that will get you whacked if you talk about... you know, that thing.
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It's not spelled like that and it doesn't mean that, OP https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bury_the_lede
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Devils Affricate posted:It's not spelled like that and it doesn't mean that, OP Not to play devil's advocate, but: From the wikipedia entry for "Lead": Spelling The term is sometimes spelled "lede".[6] The Oxford English Dictionary suggests this arose as an intentional misspelling of "lead", "in order to distinguish the word's use in instructions to printers from printable text,"[7
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Aug 22, 2023 01:01
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#whocare
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Aug 22, 2023 01:38
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Hell Yeah posted:i did not read this. shut the hell up, op
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Aug 22, 2023 01:44
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When you speak in first person you are talking about yourself.
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Aug 22, 2023 02:27
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nah
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Aug 22, 2023 02:28
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Saalkin posted:What the hell are you talking about claiming someone offered him a job, gas/ban
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Aug 22, 2023 02:30
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there hasn't been jobs on this planet for decades
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