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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
https://www.immaculatefooty.com is the football version of those grid games that have a thread in SAS. You get 9 tries to fill a 3x3 grid of footballers using players from the top 5 European leagues from 1992-present and women's football from 2016.

Think it started last week and so this is the thread where I (and you if you like) can show a complete lack of footy knowledge. I've found out I don't know any players post 2010 so that's fun

⚽️ Immaculate Footy 6 8/9:
Rarity: 445
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Given, Samaras, Tevez
Isak, Larsson, Lindelof
MISS, O'Dea, Keane

I was so sure Robbie Keane turned out for Newcastle and I'd already used big Shay for the man city square. Heartbreaking. Thank you Leeds legend Darren O'Dea bumping up the rarity score

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 7 4/9:
Rarity: 652
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Stupid game, waste of time, gently caress off

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 8 7/9:
Rarity: 309
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Should have gotten bamba dieng for Senegal/marseille since he nearly signed for leeds. Pleased with my 2% answer Sinama-Pongolle for the top right

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 9 7/9:
Rarity: 276
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I picked the wrong maicon it's not fair

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

hadji murad posted:

Never played any of these games before.

⚽️ Immaculate Footy 9 5/9:
Rarity: 538
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Is a big rarity good or bad? I imagine bad considering Messi and Suarez were used.

You get +100 for each missed answer. Do you go for the sure bets to fill the grid or try to be clever and get unbelievably owned for your arrogance

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
The only game where it can ask 'name 1 Spanish footballer' and you're staring at your phone going 'gently caress...poo poo!!!'

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Got a 2% on Dino Baggio after trying his more successful namesake

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 13 8/9:
Rarity: 421
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Basic answers and burned a guess by putting Ake because I thought it said Holland/City:cripes:

Got a nice little 2% on Uwe Rosler so not a total loss

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 14 9/9:
Rarity: 233
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My 91% on Danny welbz counteracted by 4%s on Babayaro, Gudjohnsen and complete guess Pepe Reina

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

JingleBells posted:

Lost a life because Peter Beardsley played for Liverpool before football was invented apparently

Nearly did this with Mark Hughes before remembering it was post 92 only

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 15 6/9:
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Uwe Rosler saving me again. Should have put podolski in Bayern/Koln and had Patrick Helmes for Germany/Koln

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 16 6/9:
Rarity: 474
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Actually shouted :getin: at my desk when I remembered Sociedad and Real legend Esteban Granero

Indignantly went on Wikipedia when it told me Muniain had never hit double figures and was immediately humbled

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

vyelkin posted:

opened it today, saw the teams, said lol, closed the tab

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 18 5/9:
Rarity: 628
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Shite

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 19 9/9:
Rarity: 256
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Surprised at KPB and Charlie Adam being most popular answers

Sub 5% on Kasey Keller (spurs/leics) and Stan Collymore (liv/leics)

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 20 9/9:
Rarity: 147
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Should have gone fat Ronaldo for middle square but went with first guess and got a 58%. Kanu, Jordi Cruyff, van Bronckhorst and Van De Beek were all 5% or lower so will take that

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 21 7/9:
Rarity: 332
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I thought robert pires played for Valencia but he played for Villarreal. Owned

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 22 9/9:
Rarity: 67
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David Wetherall 0.5% you absolute star

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 23 7/9:
Rarity: 385
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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 25 3/9:
Rarity: 705
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lmao

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 26 6/9:
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Recognised about 1 player across all 3 of the squares I missed so not too mad. Also Landycakes bottom right was a guess

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Looking at the flags on today's quiz and thinking really hard about whether robbie keane played for barcelona

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 28 9/9:
Rarity: 240
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Was stuck for ages on palace/leicester

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 33 5/9:
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Diogo Jota didn't play for benfica and Helder Costa opted to play for Angola not Portugal :cripes:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Also there are too many Danilos

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 34 9/9:
Rarity: 339
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Dusted in about 5 minutes. Took me a minute to remember Milos krasic and not a lot of croatians. Absolutely slammed down Zoran Tosic for Serbia/pooshited though

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 36 5/9:
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Horrible. Got a 2% for Colin 'kazim kazim' kazim-richards though

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 39 8/9:
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All Norwegians are Danish now. Got a 0.7% for randomly remembering Vinny Samways

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I named one fiorentina player (you know which one) and then could not name any others

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 41 8/9:
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Should have remembered Leeds hall of famer Mikael Forssell. Alas

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 42 8/9:
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Was so sure thiago motta played for bayern at some point. Low scores on Ze Roberto and Zvonimir Boban

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Some truly magical reference photos

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 44 9/9:
Rarity: 133
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0.7% for Alessandro Pistone :getin:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 46 6/9:
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Blegum

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 47 6/9:
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Might have to demod myself for not getting the hottest prospect in world football top right :cripes:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 48 7/9:
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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 50 5/9:
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Got a 1% for Ludek Miklosko and then had heard of maybe 1 player combined in all the missed squares. It's a funny old game

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 53 4/9:
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Stank the place out but got the Liverpool ones. Alex manninger 0.5% hell yeah

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
⚽️ Immaculate Footy 55 7/9:
Rarity: 456
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All the basic bitch answers and FM14 legends Tonny Vilhena and Jan-Arie van der Heijden for a combined 2.3%

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