[Burning Man] grover's gulch

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Will Stereotype This poll is closed.
fall in love?	10	8.33%
have a transcendent life altering experience that elevates their consciousness to a higher state?	14	11.67%
take some cool photos?	7	5.83%
get jumped and sent to the hospital by furries?	32	26.67%
waste his time and money?	57	47.50%
Total:	120 votes

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Stereotype posted:

Hello! Welcome to reading this thread, idiot. Your funeral.

what made you want to go to the lame computer toucher dorm room party?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 02:24

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 01:23

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Stereotype posted:

yeah jeez apparently. well i for one love fun, and am going to have fun

post the orgy tent

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 07:24

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Too Many Birds posted:

i haven't done a lot of flying but i had a layover in SFO at some disconnected terminal and i was bored out of my mind but then i saw a youtube celebrity and said hi to them so i guess it was fine.

i used to work at SFO for like 9 months and it sucked rear end

even going there every day, i'd still find myself horribly lost sometimes and takes forever to get anywhere

idk why we even need TSA, airports are so confusing that terrorists will just give up not being able to find their plane and bomb the nearest lounge instead

# ¿ Aug 26, 2023 21:35

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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post from the orgy dome

# ¿ Aug 28, 2023 17:02

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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does anyone have links to the old Burning Goon (maybe gbs) threads from the mid 2000s to late 2010s?

not sure when the last time there was a big goo. meet thread

# ¿ Aug 28, 2023 19:40

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Poppers posted:

Rape capital of the world. Simply freaking epic.

hmm that is pretty based

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 04:59

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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raver pussy kicks rear end. everyone should try it

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 23:50

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RadiRoot posted:

im definitely retarded enough to post here

every goon is, no goon is free from sin

# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 06:43

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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

lol that it was only worth a 3 day probe, what a psycho

gbs ftw. you can do as many psycho posting crimes, nothing is off limits

except saying war is bad

# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 06:50

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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theflyingexecutive posted:

we're all taking care of each other here

*gbs-ishly* did you have playa sex with their raver *ussy???

# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 08:34

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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one of the morbidly curious things that always comes about from burnouts talking about like 'oh man we leave no trace and do widespread mutual aid and take care of each other' is how after their 5-day stint doing drugs in the desert, they immediately go back to their insurance adjuster or adtech google job to better figure out how to harvest and sell people's PI to the NSA while trying not to make eye contact with homeless guy and crossing the street when theres a black guy walking towards them

yeah sure easy to practice 'mutual aid' when its like 70k middle-upper class white people all on drugs for 5-days

it's completely performative

# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 08:39

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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nordic socialism state ftmfw

# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 08:42

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Platystemon posted:

The average person lives about thirty thousand days.

If you pick seventy thousand people at random out of the population, approximately two of them will happen to be on their last day.

loll this might be the worst statistic ive ever read on these forums

you're lucky Zodium died by huffing glue trying to fix the glaciers or else he'd go kamikaze on you

# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 09:07

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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theflyingexecutive posted:

lol, all art at burning man has to clear safety engineering analysis, even down to the art cars and must be rated for 100mph gusts on all shear axes at load. the ibcs are lashed together externally with metal

artists here are aware of wind and that people will climb an obviously climbable structure.

out of all the naivety ive seen posted on these forums, this right here rivals groverhaus or doombathroom stuff.

i know people who do burnout art poo poo and the idea that "theyre doing calculations" is so hilariously certifiably insane. heres a hint:: it's a dont ask-dont tell for legal liability that they just say "ya make sure that its safe, no you dont have to provide it. your pinky promise is good enough for us" that they know people aren't but as long as they can pawn off some semblance of liability of like 'hey mannn we require everyone to make sure they're safe, not our fault someone died its the guy who made it's fault'

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

fact that a bunch of VC people thought it was artistic to stack a bunch of IBCs in the mud, and people thought it would be cool to climb on it. No part of it was cool or interesting.

also this, it's insanely lazy artistically and stupid lol

# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 07:04

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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praying for a safe return for all our overpaid facebook computer touchers and venture capitalists to return to work tomorrow to better figure out how to raise rents and invent new gig apps

# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 07:10

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 01:23

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Poppers posted:

So did OP fall in love, have a transcendent life altering experience that elevates their consciousness to a higher state, take some cool photos, get jumped and sent to the hospital by furries, or waste his time and money? Anyone? Bueller?

they got raver bussy, had 3 kids, and now living happily ever after in Seattle voting for Biden and socking away money into maxing their 401k to repair their white picket fence while commuting in a nice new 2024 Subaru Forester to their computer job

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 05:49

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