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Will Stereotype
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fall in love? 10 8.33%
have a transcendent life altering experience that elevates their consciousness to a higher state? 14 11.67%
take some cool photos? 7 5.83%
get jumped and sent to the hospital by furries? 32 26.67%
waste his time and money? 57 47.50%
Total: 120 votes
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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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assassin's creed: burning man

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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thank you for the invite to burning man but no, i get buttfucked by the rich enough at work

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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anyone want to network? i'm the guy wearing my oracle lanyard around my dick at the orgy tent

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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is larry ellison hanging brain this year?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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[mouth full of dicks] obbh nuuu iff ffogot t poft im ffffa fffread

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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my playa fit planning docs were supposed to be private

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hey guys sorry i was late. by the way how realistic is this nevada sheriff outfit???

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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do you think a cheese car would be a hit at burning man

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Fried Watermelon posted:

Radical acceptance means that you need to accept the idea that you should disrupt those billionaires in attendance.

just say this year the theme of your camp is ❤️‍🔥 ng down the rich people camps

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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people used to just show up to burning man. do they shoot you if they find out you snuck in

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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naruto run into burning man

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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just a little sexual coercion on the playa

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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woodstock 99

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Weed Wolf posted:



54% of burning man attendees in 2022 made over 75k a year.
40% in 2022 made over 100k a year

that covid salary bump

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Apr 2, 2010

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AnimeIsTrash posted:

more latinos think theyre white than asians

thats pathetic

on federal forms you can choose latino (white) or latino (non white, pick one). i guess they follow the federal racial model here

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hey is it weird that the federal government has very specific racial classifications they expect you to sort yourself into

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Vox Nihili posted:

Maybe they can start handing out discounted tickets to minorities as well.

the official burning man™️ paper bag test™️

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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who owns the burning man intellectual property by the way? is there a burning man nonprofit with like a legal and hr department?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Black Rock Arts Foundation Board Members

Dave Aiazzi
Christopher Bently
Amber Marie Bently
David Best
Tracy Ericson Burton
Rachel Carpenter
Christian ‘Dicky’ Davies
Breanna DeGeere
Harley K. DuBois
Marian Goodell
Terry Gross
Freddy Hahne
Larry Harvey
Mark Higbie
Robin Hyerstay
Drea Lester
Phil Linhares
Nick Morgan
John Mueller
JoAnne Northrup
Joe Olivier
Christina Pettigrew
Rae Richman
Will Roger
Crimson Rose
Alix Rosenthal
Mark Sinclair
Jeremy Sugerman
Warren Trezevant
Mark Van Proyen

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i guess a different terry gross but lol at this page

https://burningman.org/about/about-us/people/board-of-directors/

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Matt Goldberg

Board Member, Burning Man Project

Matt Goldberg was named Senior Vice President of Global Market Development at QVC, Inc. in October 2013. With more than 20 years of experience in global business development, new market expansion, strategy and operations, Goldberg is responsible for driving QVC’s overall global market expansion for the nearly $9 billion multichannel retail organization. Previously, Matt served in a number of leadership positions in media and technology, most recently as Chief Executive Officer of Lonely Planet Publications Pty. Ltd, where he focused on the transformation of the business and driving the geographic expansion into China, India, Brazil, and Russia. He also worked at Dow Jones & Company, where his various responsibilities included the chief operating role for The Wall Street Digital Network, including WSJ.com, MarketWatch, Barrons.com and All Things Digital. Mr. Goldberg held several positions at Bertelsmann, Inc. in New York, rising to Senior Director, U.S. Business Development. He previously served as Director of strategic planning for the Illinois Housing Development Authority in Chicago; as Campaign Officer for the Liberty Party of Australia; and as an Assistant to the Governor of Illinois.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hillary clinton as the screaming cowboy over the playa

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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set the man on fire on day 1

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Apr 2, 2010

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Mr Hootington posted:

Getting pregnant at Burning Man then trying to track down the father

simple, just look at the registration forms and cross reference with the security camera footage

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Apr 2, 2010

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studs n chuds posted:

the mod of hte climate change thread did not feel compelled to join a climate change protest happening within line of sight lmfao

probably should have listened and turned around lmao

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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everyone getting owned

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Apr 2, 2010

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Buck Wildman posted:

not me I'm eating a sundae rn

its a beautiful day, ive got my pockets stuffed with edibles and im walking on a sidewalk

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Apr 2, 2010

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im offering helicopter rides out of burning man for pell grant recipients who are able to successfully operate a minority business in a disadvantaged neighborhood for three years

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the playa fills up with water and i float out of it effortlessly in an inverted orgy dome

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Best Friends posted:

I’m in ThielsWheels and we decided to just loving make a run for it but the wheels won’t turn, it just lights up the bloodbag pits. fml. If anyone knows a mechanic who can make it out here we have bitcoin.

bitcoin still counts as currency but i will accept blowjobs and it cant be from one of the blood slaves

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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lmao

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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BECAUSE A COUPLE OF PEOPLE DIDNT MAKE IT!?!?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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is there some meme im missing?? are deaths at burning man just part of that playa life???

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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JASON

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i wish more people died at a normal Oracle conference

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i kicked burning man's rear end

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Gumball Gumption posted:

Apparently burners just drop all the trash they take out on the nearest town. https://www.kunr.org/nevada-california/2019-09-06/trash-and-burn-the-mess-after-burning-man

yeah how dare someone attempt to improve sparks nv by dumping trash all over it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i mean from an art historical perspective this isnt saying the thing you think its saying. abex was seen as a uniquely american movement, directly opposed to the old world french salon style of painting that was still very much what people thought of when they thought of "a painting". theres also a lot of other postwar stuff going on in new york that gave rise to the loose collection of artists known as abstract expressionists.

now if you want to tell me that the cia invented the category id be willing to listen but youd have to talk about the cia's relationship to clement greenberg, which doesnt seem to be in that article. this is a little different from "the cia invented abstract expressionism".

a lot of this is covered in "the painted word" by tom wolfe, which is a quick read

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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is it still technically grand theft auto if you take the car grover norquist abandoned

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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oh yeah the obama child slavery lawyer hiked out. someone go take his poo poo

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