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What do I do?
Stop
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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What do I do?

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

take the bus OP, driving is too complicated.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
It's just a quasi-philosophical saying they put there to brighten drivers' days. Like "not all who wander are lost"

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


you must stop, but not all traffic msut. hopefully that helps you op. proceed with caution

Vakal
May 11, 2008
It just means you can still buy and sell drugs there.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
It means approaching traffic is expected to collaborate and listen.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


It means you don't have to stop if you don't want to

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

don't stop believin'

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Some people stop, some don't. You will be ticketed either way.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


That's an octagon, op.
It's a fantastic shape with 8 fantastic sides.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The world doesn't stop if you stop. Take a break. Watch clouds or something

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
you dont have to follow traffic laws if youre on a bike

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Roll a 20 sided die. If you roll a 20, keep going. Otherwise, stop.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


You should stop, but All Traffic doesn't stop. Don't be like All Traffic. If All Traffic jumped off a bridge would you?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Vakal posted:

It just means you can still buy and sell drugs there.

It's always nice to find out you were doing the right thing all along. :)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It means you stop but people on the other roads making up the intersection may not have stop signs. It’s pretty simple op maybe try using your freakin BRAIN once in a while?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!



Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I have FASTPASS. :downs:

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

You were meant to get out of the car, take a sharpie and write "HAMMERTIME" on the stop sign. You failed.

Miserably.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
wake the gently caress up OP

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
there's a stop sign near me with a sign under it that says right turns don't have to stop. and people use it that way. it's fuckin weird and i don't think i've seen such ambiguity in a stop sign ever elsewhere.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

No cop, no stop :dukedog:

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
It just means people at that stop sign need to stop, but other traffic not at that stop sign, in a different part of the town, another country or maybe going the other direction, they don't have to stop.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
The lower sign isn't a command, just an observation.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Devils Affricate posted:

The lower sign isn't a command, just an observation.

It's more like a bitter complaint
"We put up a STOP sign but all traffic does not stop :(
:negative:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You can stop if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. Or ahead, I guess.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
You save the complaints for party conversation, that's what you do OP :colbert:

Stop, now go

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Apparently in some parts of the US you only have to stop if there's another car coming, which kind of defeats the purpose of controlling the intersection with a sign that specifically instructs drivers to stop. What you actually need in that situation is a yield sign. :colbert:

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

where are you going op? where are you going? slow down...

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What you really need is a roundabout

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

i saw a sign that said SLOW HANDICAPPED CHILD and i dont know who is trying to pull one over on who but that sign is a fuckin lie i seen that kid running and he’s fast as hell!!!!

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Chief McHeath posted:

i saw a sign that said SLOW HANDICAPPED CHILD and i dont know who is trying to pull one over on who but that sign is a fuckin lie i seen that kid running and he’s fast as hell!!!!

Yeah well these telecomm guys are out here on the pole speaking loving Egyptian and they'll patch you in for money.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
Judging by the folks who drive through my neighborhood, it means "slow slightly, but proceed straight into the intersection to menace the crowd of pedestrians actively using the crosswalk on the other side with your hulking vehicle."

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
when i lived in the south they had the stop signs back like a block from where you were actually meant to stop. hosed up. i guess maybe it was there because people were too slow at reactions or drunk to register the sign quickly. drivers were so bad there, every green light was half wasted.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
:goatsecx:

Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Aug 26, 2023

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






It means you have to stop. Just you, no one else. Look at all of them, rolling carefree through the intersection. Why do YOU have to stop?! hosed if I know, you just do. And you know sure as poo poo that if you ignored the sign just once, that'd be the one drat time a cop was around to nail your rear end. Life sucks.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
The sign says long haired freaky people need not apply! :argh:

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Croccers posted:

The sign says long haired freaky people need not apply! :argh:

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The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
All means all, op

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