The Prophecy

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Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
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So some stucco broke off of one of my neighbor's houses, IN THE SHAPE OF E.T. I don't even know if they know they could be making money hand over fist with this poo poo. I am still a skeptic but, it's uncanny. The prophecy has been fulfilled. :staredog:

# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:17

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# ? May 3, 2024 05:10

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

They call it STUCCo but it doesn't stay STUCK to the wall huh? How odd

# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:30

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Broken stucco costs lots of buckos, fucko

# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:30

GetDunked: Dec 16, 2011; respectfully

The worst timeline, where aliens arrive and they look like someone squished a California Raisin

# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:31

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
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Nooner posted:

They call it STUCCo but it doesn't stay STUCK to the wall huh? How odd

Because of the prophecy. :tinfoil:

# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:36

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Home go ET

# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:37

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
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No no, it's "E.T. bone home" because he is missing so many bones from space travel. He wants them to send his bones in a separate ship and this has to be the message.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:41

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

stucco sounds like a cheap lego competitor

stucco blocks

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:19

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

How come every time someone claims to see an ET there's no photo to back it up

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:21

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Overdog posted:

So some stucco broke off of one of my neighbor's houses, IN THE SHAPE OF E.T. I don't even know if they know they could be making money hand over fist with this poo poo. I am still a skeptic but, it's uncanny. The prophecy has been fulfilled.

and mysteriously you neglected to post a picture of it

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:22

LuckyCat: Jul 26, 2007; Grimey Drawer

If you can�t find metal stucco lath, use carbon fiber stucco lath. Now barge the lath!

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:22

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009; 100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

pics are a must

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:22

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
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update: can't breach the perimeter for a good photo. Tree shadow is in the way. They got this poo poo guarded like Area 51. Unless you guys just want some blurry thing with a splotch.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:26

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Stucco deez nuts

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:26

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Overdog posted:

update: can't breach the perimeter for a good photo. Tree shadow is in the way. They got this poo poo guarded like Area 51.

well hot coco on the clout, it sounds like it's time to :gas:

thread ban OP

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:26

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009; 100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Overdog posted:

update: can't breach the perimeter for a good photo. Tree shadow is in the way. They got this poo poo guarded like Area 51. Unless you guys just want some blurry thing with a splotch.

yeah. attach the pic of the blurry thing with the splotch. of the ET stucco

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:27

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
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You guys don't want to see poor old E.T. get his bones. I can't jeopardize the mission. :chillout:

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:29

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

so much potential and promise itt, so little delivery

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:30

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009; 100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

no we definitely want to see whatever tf you're talking about, overdog

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:30

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

ET bus a nut

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:30

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

I watched ET in a theater for its 40th anniversary. I've seen that movie a bunch of times as kid, but holy hell it hit me that time.

In the last act when ET and Elliot are in the lab/hospital and they're separated and ET is dying and everyone is loving terrified? Holy poo poo I don't remember that stuff being so scary as a kid.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:31

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
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The loving bones will be here, they have to come across goddamn space.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:31

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

no we definitely want to see whatever tf you're talking about, overdog

I think it's just something you have to see in person.

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# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:32

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Toxic Mental posted:

ET bus a nut

ET bus route

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:32

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

GetDunked posted:

The worst timeline, where aliens arrive and they look like someone squished a California Raisin

this is space racism. all aliens are beautiful.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:33

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

ET was exiled for being ugly as poo poo

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:34

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Overdog posted:

Unless you guys just want some blurry thing with a splotch.

im ok with this, post away op.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:34

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

"ET phone home" u know it went straight to voicemail

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:34

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Overdog posted:

No no, it's "E.T. bone home" because he is missing so many bones from space travel. He wants them to send his bones in a separate ship and this has to be the message.

Also, he wants to bone us all in the asses with his long-boned finger.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:34

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Worthless idiots who don't know anything about ET the extra terrestrial saying he has sex. He doesn't even think about it. Unbelievably stupid...

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:36

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Worthless idiots who don't know anything about ET the extra terrestrial saying he has sex. He doesn't even think about it. Unbelievably stupid...

howd you explain his awesome finger that is basically tailor made for probing buttholes??

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:39

SHARTING BEAR: Sep 27, 2004

E.T. fucks imo

swarthy dude with an accent

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:42

Aramis: Sep 22, 2009

SHARTING BEAR posted:

E.T. fucks imo

swarthy dude with an accent

Come on now. We all know what you are doing with that post. Just pull the trigger yourself instead of delegating to other goons if you want to go there.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:44

SHARTING BEAR: Sep 27, 2004

Aramis posted:

Come on now. We all know what you are doing with that post. Just pull the trigger yourself instead of delegating to other goons if you want to go there.

what

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:46

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

ET is so asexual that the reason he almost died is because he pulled chlamydia from several houses over.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:48

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

ET couldn't phone home 'cause that was the Ma Bell era.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:56

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Thinking the broken stucco didn�t resemble E.T. the alien, but rather a square resembling the Atari 2600 game cartridge or the shape of a turgid dick with three balls (Extra Testicle).

# ? Aug 28, 2023 21:03