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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

How can you even be extra Terrestrial, like... is he from earth twice?

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SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

you think anyone ever told E.T. to stop being extra

that would be funny

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

This guy is a Clamdestine Boyer rereg surely?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

flubber nuts posted:

its not easy to find sexy et pictures. if anyone can help please dm me. this is best i can find im sorry.



That isn't ET, it's some people trying to ruin his reputation

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Definitely the most cursed image I have seen in quite some time

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
When ET got back to his ship all the other aliens turned on him and devoured him immediately 'cause he still smelled like those kids

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

flubber nuts posted:

its not easy to find sexy et pictures. if anyone can help please dm me. this is best i can find im sorry.



Would his healing fingers be able to heal loneliness?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

ProfessorMarvel posted:

Would his healing fingers be able to heal loneliness?

That's NOT ET!!!

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

You telling me healing fingers are just a regular earthling thing?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

hopefully op comes back with a picture

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Jose Oquendo posted:

Whatever happened to the Ball-do?

Flogging the memory some: In he Balldo thread a number of people said they were buying one, but there was only about one review (he hated the Balldo).

I assume the other Balldo-buying goons died from testicular strangulation.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

welcome back clammy b

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully

cumpantry posted:

welcome back clammy b

You know what yeah that seems pretty likely

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i stuck my et finger in your mom's poosay and cured her horniness :smuggo:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

do you remember that movie the prophecy that was about angels and poo poo. and i htink christopher walken was in it as a angel too. that's a good fuckin movie

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hell Yeah posted:

do you remember that movie the prophecy that was about angels and poo poo. and i htink christopher walken was in it as a angel too. that's a good fuckin movie

Viggo Mortensen is the devil

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Ugh you know what? Another chunk fell off and now it just looks like Alfred Hitchcock's silhouette. Sorry guys false alarm on this one. I am kind of sad that E.T. will never get his bones, in all likelihood. They don't call him E.T. on his planet, they just call him T., for Terrestrial. That is everyone's name as well. Sort of a lackluster evening here now. Welp.

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Hell Yeah posted:

do you remember that movie the prophecy that was about angels and poo poo. and i htink christopher walken was in it as a angel too. that's a good fuckin movie

Yeah that was way better than this thread for sure. :dukedog:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cumbus

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

cumpantry posted:

welcome back clammy b

Not even near that level of crazed, IMO.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Overdog posted:

Ugh you know what? Another chunk fell off and now it just looks like Alfred Hitchcock's silhouette. Sorry guys false alarm on this one. I am kind of sad that E.T. will never get his bones, in all likelihood. They don't call him E.T. on his planet, they just call him T., for Terrestrial. That is everyone's name as well. Sort of a lackluster evening here now. Welp.

What a twist!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Making up a story about stucco for gbs clout, smdh

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


can you just post a picture. you cant leave us hanging. any old picture will do.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

my house in chicago had stucco. but now i live in a condo in the pnw. pretty crazy if u think about it.

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

flubber nuts posted:

its not easy to find sexy et pictures. if anyone can help please dm me. this is best i can find im sorry.



M-maybe he did get his bones after all. But then, where was the real prophecy, and why did it occur at the same time as the fake prophecy? :thunk:

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


I'd E.A.T. the gently caress out of this.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I don't understand how a species so advanced that they can travel across space needs the help of a human child to pilot a flying bicycle

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

deep dish peat moss posted:

I don't understand how a species so advanced that they can travel across space needs the help of a human child to pilot a flying bicycle

He doesn't have a number of his bones dude. Like can't a mf just live a little?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

MrQwerty posted:

well hot coco on the clout, it sounds like it's time to :gas: thread ban OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


He died in agony

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

He died in agony ecstacy...?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


it is ET but it is not stucco :negative:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im beginning to think none of this really happened.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

flubber nuts posted:

im beginning to think none of this really happened.

it's all clout chasing op

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

flubber nuts posted:

im beginning to think none of this really happened.

Nobody in Hollywood would read my script for E.T. 2.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

MrQwerty posted:

it is ET but it is not stucco :negative:

He looks pretty plastered to me op

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Not a Privateer thread, locking

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

deep dish peat moss posted:

I don't understand how a species so advanced that they can travel across space needs the help of a human child to pilot a flying bicycle




Someone has to pedal. E.T.'s legs are way too short...

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