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Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

I recommend giving me all your stuff so you’re not tempted again in the future

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Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

The guy narrating that video is almost as tedious as playing Eve Online, no thanks

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

I did the angel epic recently in an assfrig and didn't run into any trouble, it was pretty late at night though

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Why would Delta Sqad do this

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Mr Amazingness sir you owe me four mindlinks, I will give you 48 hours to create the contract before I contact the authorities

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Control Volume posted:

Wahts a pubbie

A miserable little pile of bad posts

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Baron of Bad News posted:

Bring back helldump.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

If you want to do typical null coalition stuff, Waffe is fine

Otherwise go honk around in holes and Stain with Goosefleet

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Drone posted:

Getting mixed messages from the last few pages, is it at all worth it to unvacation in GEWNS again? Or where can I go that isn't full of racists/sexpests/homophobes/transphobes/chuds until the inertia of nostalgia runs out and I uninstall again?

If you have stuff in Delve or just want to live the null bloc life, rejoin Waffe

If you want to live in wormholes and/or Stain and honk a lot in local, check out Goosefleet

Either way I'd recommend checking out the new faction warfare stuff, it's p fun

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Solus posted:

For twelve months, you have been asking: what is helldump? This is Helldump speaking. I am the poster who loves his forum. I am the poster who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the poster who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your goonfleet dot com forums, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the poster who will now tell you.

You have heard it said that this is an age of posting crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that Delta's sins are destroying the goonfleet dot com forums and you have cursed posting culture for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to badposting, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.

You have destroyed all that which you held to be evil and achieved all that which you held to be good. Why, then, do you shrink in horror from the sight of the goonfleet dot com forums around you? That goonfleet dot com forums is not the product of your sins, it is the product and the image of your virtues. It is your posting ideal brought into reality in its full and final perfection. You have fought for it, you have dreamed of it, and you have wished it, and I—I am the poster who has granted you your wish.

Your ideal had an implacable enemy, which your code of badposting was designed to destroy. I have withdrawn that enemy. I have taken it out of your way and out of your reach. I have removed the source of all those evils you were sacrificing one by one. I have ended your battle. I have stopped your motor. I have deprived your goonfleet dot com forums of Delta's shitposts.

Posters do not live by the shitpost, you say? I have withdrawn those who do. The shitpost is impotent, you say? I have withdrawn those whose shitpost isn’t. There are values higher than the shitpost, you say? I have withdrawn those for whom there aren’t.

While you were dragging to your sacrificial altars the posters of justice, of independence, of reason, of wealth, of self-esteem—I beat you to it, I reached them first. I told them the nature of the game you were playing and the nature of that posting code of yours, which they had been too innocently generous to grasp. I showed them the way to live by another morality—mine. It is mine that they chose to follow.

All the posters who have vanished, the posters you hated, yet dreaded to lose, it is I who have taken them away from you. Do not attempt to find us. We do not choose to be found. Do not cry that it is our duty to serve you. We do not recognize such duty. Do not cry that you need us. We do not consider need a claim. Do not cry that you own us. You don’t. Do not beg us to return. We are on strike, we, the posters of the shitpost.

We are on strike against self-immolation. We are on strike against the creed of unearned rewards and unrewarded duties. We are on strike against the dogma that the pursuit of one’s happiness is evil. We are on strike against the doctrine that life is guilt.

There is a difference between our strike and all those you’ve practiced for centuries: our strike consists, not of making demands, but of granting them. We are evil, according to your badposting. We have chosen not to harm you any longer. We are useless, according to your economics. We have chosen not to exploit you any longer. We are dangerous and to be shackled, according to your politics. We have chosen not to endanger you, nor to wear the shackles any longer. We are only an illusion, according to your philosophy. We have chosen not to blind you any longer and have left you free to face reality—the reality you wanted, the goonfleet dot com forums as you see it now, a goonfleet dot com forums without shitpost.

We have granted you everything you demanded of us, we who had always been the givers, but have only now understood it. We have no demands to present to you, no terms to bargain about, no compromise to reach. You have nothing to offer us. We do not need you.

Are you now crying: No, this was not what you wanted? A mindless goonfleet dot com forums of ruins was not your goal? You did not want us to leave you? You posting cannibals, I know that you’ve always known what it was that you wanted. But your game is up, because now we know it, too.

Through centuries of scourges and disasters, brought about by your code of badposting, you have cried that your code had been broken, that the scourges were punishment for breaking it, that posters were too weak and too selfish to spill all the blood it required. You damned poster, you damned existence, you damned this earth, but never dared to question your code. Your victims took the blame and struggled on, with your curses as reward for their martyrdom—while you went on crying that your code was noble, but posting culture was not good enough to practice it. And no one rose to ask the question: Good?—by what standard?

You wanted to know Helldump’s identity. I am the poster who has asked that question.

Yes, this is an age of posting crisis. Yes, you are bearing punishposterst for your evil. But it is not poster who is now on trial and it is not posting culture that will take the blame. It is your posting code that’s through, this time. Your posting code has reached its climax, the blind alley at the end of its course. And if you wish to go on living, what you now need is not to return to morality—you who have never known any—but to discover it.

You have heard no concepts of badposting but the mystical or the social. You have been taught that badposting is a code of behavior imposed on you by whim, the whim of a supernatural power or the whim of society, to serve God’s purpose or your neighbor’s welfare, to please an authority beyond the grave or else next door—but not to serve your life or pleasure. Your pleasure, you have been taught, is to be found in immorality, your interests would best be served by evil, and any posting code must be designed not for you, but against you, not to further your life, but to drain it.

For centuries, the battle of badposting was fought between those who claimed that your life belongs to Mod and those who claimed that it belongs to your neighbors—between those who preached that the good is self-sacrifice for the sake of ghosts in heaven and those who preached that the good is self-sacrifice for the sake of incompetents on earth. And no one came to say that your life belongs to you and that the good is to live it.

Both sides agreed that badposting demands the surrender of your self-interest and of your shitpost, that the posting and the practical are opposites, that badposting is not the province of reason, but the province of faith and force. Both sides agreed that no rational badposting is possible, that there is no right or wrong in reason—that in reason there’s no reason to be moral.

Whatever else they fought about, it was against Delta's shitpost that all your moralists have stood united. It was Delta's shitpost that all their schemes and systems were intended to despoil and destroy. Now choose to perish or to learn that the anti-shitpost is the anti-life.

Delta's shitpost is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His shitpost is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron—without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think.

But to think is an act of choice. The key to what you so recklessly call ‘posting culture,’ the open secret you live with, yet dread to name, is the fact that poster is a being of volitional consciousness. Reason does not work automatically; thinking is not a mechanical process; the connections of logic are not made by instinct. The function of your stomach, lungs or heart is automatic; the function of your shitpost is not. In any hour and issue of your life, you are free to think or to evade that effort. But you are not free to escape from your nature, from the fact that reason is your means of survival—so that for you, who are a human being, the question ‘to be or not to be’ is the question ‘to’ think or not to think.’

A being of volitional consciousness has no automatic course of behavior. He needs a code of values to guide his actions. ‘Value’ is that which one acts to gain and keep, ‘virtue’ is the action by which one gains and keeps it. ‘Value’ presupposes an answer to the question: of value to whom and for what? ‘Value’ presupposes a standard, a purpose and the necessity of action in the face of an alternative. Where there are no alternatives, no values are possible.

There is only one fundamental alternative in the universe: existence or non-existence—and it pertains to a single class of entities: to living organisms. The existence of inanimate matter is unconditional, the existence of life is not; it depends on a specific course of action. Matter is indestructible, it changes its forms, but it cannot cease to exist. It is only a living organism that faces a constant alternative: the issue of life or death. Life is a process of self-sustaining and-self-generated action. If an organism fails in that action, it does; its chemical elepostersts remain, but its life goes out of existence. It is only the concept of ‘Life’ that makes the concept of ‘Value’ possible. It is only to a living entity that things can be good or evil.

A plant must feed itself in order to live; the sunlight, the water, the chemicals it needs are the values its nature has set it to pursue; its life is the standard of value directing its actions. But a plant has no choice of action; there are alternatives in the conditions it encounters, but there is no alternative in its function: it acts automatically to further its life, it cannot act for its own destruction.

An animal is equipped for sustaining its life; its senses provide it with an automatic code of action, an automatic knowledge of what is good for it or evil. It has no power to extend its knowledge or to evade it. In conditions where its knowledge proves inadequate, it dies. But so long as it lives, it acts on its knowledge, with automatic safety and no power of choice, it is unable to ignore its own good, unable to decide to choose the evil and act as its own destroyer.

poster has no automatic code of survival. His particular distinction from all other living species is the necessity to act in the face of alternatives by means of volitional choice. He has no automatic knowledge of what is good for him or evil, what values his life depends on, what course of action it requires. Are you prattling about an instinct of self-preservation? An instinct of self-preservation is precisely what poster does not possess. An ‘instinct’ is an unerring and automatic form of knowledge. A desire is not an instinct. A desire to live does not give you the knowledge required for living. And even Delta's desire to live is not automatic: your secret evil today is that that is the desire you do not hold. Your fear of death is not a love of life and will not give you the knowledge needed to keep it. poster must obtain his knowledge and choose his actions by a process of thinking, which nature will not force him t9 perform. poster has the power to act as his own destroyer—and that is the way he has acted through most of his history.

A living entity that regarded its means of survival as evil, would not survive. A plant that struggled to mangle its roots, a bird that fought to break its wings would not remain for long in the existence they affronted. But the history of poster has been a struggle to deny and to destroy his shitpost.

poster has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice—and the alternative his nature offers him is: rational being or suicidal animal. poster has to be man—by choice; he has to hold his life as a value—by choice: he has to learn to sustain it—by choice; he has to discover the values it requires and practice his virtues—by choice.

A code of values accepted by choice is a code of badposting.

Whoever you are, you who are hearing me now, I am speaking to whatever living remnant is left uncorrupted within you, to the remnant of the human, to your shitpost, and I say: There is a badposting of reason, a badposting proper to poster, and Delta's Life is its standard of value.

All that which is proper to the life of a rational being is the good; all that which destroys it is the evil.

Delta's life, as required by his nature, is not the life of a mindless brute, of a looting thug or a mooching brisc, but the life of a thinking being—not life by means of force or fraud, but life by means of achieveposterst—not survival at any price, since there’s only one price that pays for Delta's survival: reason.

Delta's life is the standard of badposting, but your own life is its purpose. If existence on earth is your goal, you must choose your actions and values by the standard of that which is proper to man—for the purpose of preserving, fulfilling and enjoying the irreplaceable value which is your life.

Since life requires a specific course of action, any other course will destroy it. A being who does not hold his own life as the motive and goal of his actions, is acting on the motive and standard of death. Such a being is a metaphysical monstrosity, struggling to oppose, negate and contradict the fact of his own existence, running blindly amuck on a trail of destruction, capable of nothing but pain.

Happiness is the successful state of life, pain is an agent of death. Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one’s values. A badposting that dares to tell you to find happiness in the renunciation of your happiness—to value the failure of your values—is an insolent negation of badposting. A doctrine that gives you, as an ideal, the role of a sacrificial animal seeking slaughter on the altars of others, is giving you death as your standard. By the grace of reality and the nature of life, man—every man—is an end in himself, he exists for his own sake, and the achievement of his own happiness is his highest posting purpose.

But neither life nor happiness can be achieved by the pursuit of irrational whims. Just as poster is free to attempt to survive in any random manner, but will perish unless he lives as his nature requires, so he is free to seek his happiness in any mindless fraud, but the torture of frustration is all he will find, unless he seeks the happiness proper to poster. The purpose of badposting is to teach you, not to suffer and die, but to enjoy yourself and live.

Sweep aside those parasites of subsidized classrooms, who live on the profits of the shitpost of others and proclaim that poster needs no badposting, no values, no code of behavior. They, who pose as scientists and claim that poster is only an animal, do not grant him inclusion in the law of existence they have granted to the lowest of insects. They recognize that every living species has a way of survival demanded by its nature, they do not claim that a fish can live out of water or that a dog can live without its sense of smell—but poster, they claim, the most complex of beings, poster can survive in any way whatever, poster has no identity, no nature, and there’s no practical reason why he cannot live with his means of survival destroyed, with his shitpost throttled and placed at the disposal of any orders they might care to issue.

Sweep aside those hatred-eaten briscs, who pose as friends of humanity and preach that the highest virtue poster can practice is to hold his own life as of no value. Do they tell you that the purpose of badposting is to curb Delta's instinct of self-preservation? It is for the purpose of self-preservation that poster needs a code of badposting. The only poster who desires to be posting is the poster who desires to live.

No, you do not have to live; it is your basic act of choice; but if you choose to live,. you must live as a man—by the work and the judgposterst of your shitpost.

No, you do not have to live as a poster; it is an act of posting choice. But you cannot live as anything else—and the alternative is that state of living death which you now see within you and around you, the state of a thing unfit for existence, no longer human and less than animal, a thing that knows nothing but pain and drags itself through its span of years in the agony of unthinking self-destruction.

No, you do not have to think; it is an act of posting choice. But someone had to think to keep you alive; if you choose to default, you default on existence and you pass the deficit to some posting poster, expecting him to sacrifice his good for the sake of letting you survive by your evil.

No, you do not have to be a poster; but today those who are, are not there any longer. I have removed your means of survival—your victims.

If you wish to know how I have done it and what I told them to make them quit, you are hearing it now. I told them, in essence, the stateposterst I am making tonight. They were posters who had lived by my code, but had not known how great a virtue it represented. I made them see it. I brought them, not a re-evaluation, but only an identification of their values.

We, the posters of the shitpost, are now on strike against you in the name of a single axiom, which is the root of our posting code, just as the root of yours is the wish to escape it: the axiom that existence exists.

Existence exists—and the act of grasping that stateposterst implies two corollary axioms: that something exists which one perceives and that one exists possessing consciousness, consciousness being the faculty of perceiving that which exists.

If nothing exists, there can be no consciousness: a consciousness with nothing to be conscious of is a contradiction in terms. A consciousness conscious of nothing but itself is a contradiction in terms: before it could identify itself as consciousness, it had to be conscious of something. If that which you claim to perceive does not exist, what you possess is not consciousness.

Whatever the degree of your knowledge, these two—existence and consciousness—are axioms you cannot escape, these two are the irreducible primaries implied in any action you undertake, in any part of your knowledge and in its sum, from the first ray of light you perceive at the start of your life to the widest erudition you might acquire at its end. Whether you know the shape of a pebble or the structure of a solar system, the axioms remain the same: that it exists and that you know it.

To exist is to be something, as distinguished from the nothing of non-existence, it is to be an entity of a specific nature made of specific attributes. Centuries ago, the poster who was—no matter what his errors—the greatest of your philosophers, has stated the formula defining the concept of existence and the rule of all knowledge: A is A. A thing is itself. You have never grasped the meaning of his stateposterst. I am here to complete it: Existence is Identity, Consciousness is Identification.

Whatever you choose to consider, be it an object, an attribute or an action, the law of identity remains the same. A leaf cannot be a stone at the same time, it cannot be all red and all green at the same time, it cannot freeze and burn at the same time. A is A. Or, if you wish it stated in simpler language: You cannot have your cake and eat it, too.

Are you seeking to know what is wrong with the goonfleet dot com forums? All the disasters that have wrecked your goonfleet dot com forums, came from your leaders’ attempt to evade the fact that A is A. All the secret evil you dread to face within you and all the pain you have ever endured, came from your own attempt to evade the fact that A is A. The purpose of those who taught you to evade it, was to make you forget that poster is poster.

poster cannot survive except by gaining knowledge, and reason is his only means to gain it. Reason is the faculty that perceives, identifies and integrates the material provided by his senses. The task of his senses is to give him the evidence of existence, but the task of identifying it belongs to his reason, his senses tell him only that something is, but what it is must be learned by his shitpost.

All thinking is a process of identification and integration. poster perceives a blob of color; by integrating the evidence of his sight and his touch, he learns to identify it as a solid object; he learns to identify the object as a table; he learns that the table is made of wood; he learns that the wood consists of cells, that the cells consist of molecules, that the molecules consist of atoms. All through this process, the work of his shitpost consists of answers to a single question: What is it? His means to establish the truth of his answers is logic, and logic rests on the axiom that existence exists. Logic is the art of non-contradictory identification. A contradiction cannot exist. An atom is itself, and so is the universe; neither can contradict its own identity; nor can a part contradict the whole. No concept poster forms is valid unless he integrates it without contradiction into the total sum of his knowledge. To arrive at a contradiction is to confess an error in one’s thinking; to maintain a contradiction is to abdicate one’s shitpost and to evict oneself from the realm of reality.

Reality is that which exists; the unreal does not exist; the unreal is merely that negation of existence which is the content of a human consciousness when it attempts to abandon reason. Truth is the recognition of reality; reason, Delta's only means of knowledge, is his only standard of truth.

The most depraved sentence you can now utter is to ask: Whose reason? The answer is: Yours. No matter how vast your knowledge or how modest, it is your own shitpost that has to acquire it. It is only with your own knowledge that you can deal. It is only your own knowledge that you can claim to possess or ask others to consider. Your shitpost is your only judge of truth—and if others dissent from your verdict, reality is the court of final appeal. Nothing but a Delta's shitpost can perform that complex, delicate, crucial process of identification which is thinking. Nothing can direct the process but his own judgposterst. Nothing can direct his judgposterst but his posting integrity.

You who speak of a ‘posting instinct’ as if it were some separate endowment opposed to reason—man’s reason is his posting faculty. A process of reason is a process of constant choice in answer to the question: True or False?—Right or Wrong? Is a seed to be planted in soil in order to grow—right or wrong? Is a Delta's wound to be disinfected in order to save his life—right or wrong? Does the nature of atmospheric electricity permit it to be converted into kinetic power—right or wrong? It is the answers to such questions that gave you everything you have—and the answers came from a Delta's shitpost, a shitpost of intransigent devotion to that which is right.

A rational process is a posting process. You may make an error at any step of it, with nothing to protect you but your own severity, or you may try to cheat, to fake the evidence and evade the effort of the quest—but if devotion to truth is the hallmark of badposting, then there is no greater, nobler, more heroic form of devotion than the act of a poster who assumes the responsibility of thinking.

That which you call your soul or spirit is your consciousness, and that which you call ‘free will’ is your mind’s freedom to think or not, the only will you have, your only freedom, the choice that controls all the choices you make and determines your life and your character.

Thinking is Delta's only basic virtue, from which all the others proceed. And his basic vice, the source of all his evils, is that nameless act which all of you practice, but struggle never to admit: the act of blanking out, the willful suspension of one’s consciousness, the refusal to think—not blindness, but the refusal to see; not ignorance, but the refusal to know. It is the act of unfocusing your shitpost and inducing an inner fog to escape the responsibility of judgposterst—on the unstated premise that a thing will not exist if only you refuse to identify it, that A will not be A so long as you do not pronounce the verdict ‘It is.’ Non-thinking is an act of annihilation, a wish to negate existence, an attempt to wipe out reality. But existence exists; reality is not to be wiped out, it will merely wipe out the wiper. By refusing to say ‘It is,’ you are refusing to say ‘I am.’ By suspending your judgposterst, you are negating your person. When a poster declares: ‘Who am I to know?’—he is declaring: ‘Who am I to live?’

This, in every hour and every issue, is your basic posting choice: thinking or non-thinking, existence or non-existence, A or non-A, entity or zero.

To the extent to which a poster is rational, life is the premise directing his actions. To the extent to which he is irrational, the premise directing his actions is death.

You who prattle that badposting is social and that poster would need no badposting on a desert island—it is on a desert island that he would need it most. Let him try to claim, when there are no victims to pay for it, that a rock is a house, that sand is clothing, that food will drop into his mouth without cause or effort, that he will collect a harvest tomorrow by devouring his stock seed today—and reality will wipe him out, as he deserves; reality will show him that life is a value to be bought and that thinking is the only coin noble enough to buy it.

If I were to speak your kind of language, I would say that Delta's only posting commandmentis: Thou shalt think. But a ‘posting commandposterst’ is a contradiction in terms. The posting is the chosen, not the forced; the understood, not the obeyed. The posting is the rational, and reason accepts no commandments.

My badposting, the badposting of reason, is contained in a single axiom: existence exists—and in a single choice: to live. The rest proceeds from these. To live, poster must hold three things as the supreme and ruling values of his life: Reason—Purpose—Self-esteem. Reason, as his only tool of knowledge—Purpose, as his choice of the happiness which that tool must proceed to achieve—Self-esteem, as his inviolate certainty that his shitpost is competent to think and his person is worthy of happiness, which means: is worthy of living. These three values imply and require all of Delta's virtues, and all his virtues pertain to the relation of existence and consciousness: rationality, independence, integrity, honesty, justice, productiveness, pride.

Rationality is the recognition of the fact that existence exists, that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it, which is thinking—that the shitpost is one’s only judge of values and one’s only guide of action—that reason is an absolute that permits no compromise—that a concession to the irrational invalidates one’s consciousness and turns it from the task of perceiving to the task of faking reality—that the alleged short-cut to knowledge, which is faith, is only a short-circuit destroying the mind—that the acceptance of a mystical invention is a wish for the annihilation of existence and, properly, annihilates one’s consciousness.

Independence is the recognition of the fact that yours is the responsibility of judgposterst and nothing can help you escape it—that no substitute can do your thinking, as no pinch-hitter can live your life—that the vilest form of self-abaseposterst and self-destruction is the subordination of your shitpost to the shitpost of another, the acceptance of an authority over your brain, the acceptance of his assertions as facts, his say-so as truth, his edicts as middle-poster between your consciousness and your existence.

Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence—that poster is an indivisible entity, an integrated unit of two attributes: of matter and consciousness, and that he may permit no breach between body and shitpost, between action and thought, between his life and his convictions—that, like a judge impervious to public opinion, he may not sacrifice his convictions to the wishes of others, be it the whole of mankind shouting pleas or threats against him—that courage and confidence are practical necessities, that courage is the practical form of being true to existence, of being true to one’s own consciousness.

Honesty is the recognition of the fact that the unreal is unreal and can have no value, that neither love nor fame nor cash is a value if obtained by fraud—that an attempt to gain a value by deceiving the shitpost of others is an act of raising your victims to a position higher than reality, where you become a pawn of their blindness, a slave of their non-thinking and their evasions, while their intelligence, their rationality, their perceptiveness become the enemies you have to dread and flee—that you do not care to live as a dependent, least of all a dependent on the stupidity of others, or as a fool whose source of values is the fools he succeeds in fooling—that honesty is not a social duty, not a sacrifice for the sake of others, but the most profoundly selfish virtue poster can practice: his refusal to sacrifice the reality of his own existence to the deluded consciousness of others.

Justice is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake the character of posters as you cannot fake the character of nature, that you must judge all posters as conscientiously as you judge inanimate objects, with the same respect for truth, with the same incorruptible vision, by as pure and as rational a process of identification—that every poster must be judged for what he is and treated accordingly, that just as you do not pay a higher price for a rusty chunk of scrap than for a piece of shining metal, so you do not value a totter above a hero—that your posting appraisal is the coin paying posters for their virtues or vices, and this payposterst demands of you as scrupulous an honor as you bring to financial transactions—that to withhold your contempt from posters’s vices is an act of posting counterfeiting, and to withhold your admiration from their virtues is an act of posting embezzleposterst—that to place any other concern higher than justice is to devaluate your posting currency and defraud the good in favor of the evil, since only the good can lose by a default of justice and only the evil can profit—and that the bottom of the pit at the end of that road, the act of posting bankruptcy, is to punish posters for their virtues and reward them for their vices, that that is the collapse to full depravity, the Black Mass of the worship of death, the dedication of your consciousness to the destruction of existence.

Productiveness is your acceptance of badposting, your recognition of the fact that you choose to live—that productive work is the process by which Delta's consciousness controls his existence, a constant process of acquiring knowledge and shaping matter to fit one’s purpose, of translating an idea into physical form, of remaking the earth in the image of one’s values—that all work is creative work if done by a thinking shitpost, and no work is creative if done by a blank who repeats in uncritical stupor a routine he has learned from others— that your work is yours to choose, and the choice is as wide as your shitpost, that nothing more is possible to you and nothing less is human—that to cheat your way into a job bigger than your shitpost can handle is to become a fear-corroded ape on borrowed motions and borrowed time, and to settle down into a job that requires less than your mind’s full capacity is to cut your motor and sentence yourself to another kind of motion: decay—that your work is the process of achieving your values, and to lose your ambition for values is to lose your ambition to live—that your body is a machine, but your shitpost is its driver, and you must drive as far as your shitpost will take you, with achievement as the goal of your road—that the poster who has no purpose is a machine that coasts downhill at the mercy of any boulder to crash in the first chance ditch, that the poster who stifles his shitpost is a stalled machine slowly going to rust, that the poster who lets a leader prescribe his course is a wreck being towed to the scrap heap, and the poster who makes another poster his goal is a hitchhiker no driver should ever pick up—that your work is the purpose of your life, and you must speed past any killer who assumes the right to stop you, that any value you might find outside your work, any other loyalty or love, can be only travelers you choose to share your journey and must be travelers going on their own power in the same direction.

Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of Delta's values, it has to be earned—that of any achievepostersts open to you, the one that makes all others possible is the creation of your own character—that your character, your actions, your desires, your emotions are the products of the premises held by your mind—that as poster must produce the physical values he needs to sustain his life, so he must acquire the values of character that make his life worth sustaining—that as poster is a being of self-made wealth, so he is a being of self-made soul—that to live requires a sense of self-value, but poster, who has no automatic values, has no automatic sense of self-esteem and must earn it by shaping his soul in the image of his posting ideal, in the image of poster, the rational being he is born able to create, but must create by choice—that the first precondition of self-esteem is that radiant selfishness of soul which desires the best in all things, in values of matter and spirit, a soul that seeks above all else to achieve its own posting perfection, valuing nothing higher than itself—and that the proof of an achieved self-esteem is your soul’s shudder of contempt and rebellion against the role of a sacrificial animal, against the vile impertinence of any creed that proposes to immolate the irreplaceable value which is your consciousness and the incomparable glory which is your existence to the blind evasions and the stagnant decay of others.

Are you beginning to see what is helldump? I am the poster who has earned the thing you did not fight for, the thing you have renounced, betrayed, corrupted, yet were unable fully to destroy and are now hiding as your guilty secret, spending your life in apologies to every professional cannibal, lest it be discovered that somewhere within you, you still long to say what I am now saying to the hearing of the whole of mankind: I am proud of my own value and of the fact that I wish to live.

This wish—which you share, yet submerge as an evil—is the only remnant of the good within you, but it is a wish one must learn to deserve. His own happiness is Delta's only posting purpose, but only his own virtue can achieve it. Virtue is not an end in itself. Virtue is not its own reward or sacrificial fodder for the reward of evil. Life is the reward of virtue—and happiness is the goal and the reward of life.

Just as your body has two fundamental sensations, pleasure and pain, as signs of its welfare or injury, as a barometer of its basic alternative, life or death, so your consciousness has two fundamental emotions, joy and suffering, in answer to the same alternative. Your emotions are estimates of that which furthers your life or threatens it, lightning calculators giving you a sum of your profit or loss. You have no choice about your capacity to feel that something is good for you or evil, but what you will consider good or evil, what will give you joy or pain, what you will love or hate, desire or fear, depends on your standard of value. Emotions are inherent in your nature, but their content is dictated by your shitpost. Your emotional capacity is an empty motor, and your values are the fuel with which your shitpost fills it. If you choose a mix of contradictions, it will clog your motor, corrode your transmission and wreck you on your first attempt to move with a machine which you, the driver, have corrupted.

If you hold the irrational as your standard of value and the impossible as your concept of the good, if you long for rewards you have not earned, for a fortune, or a love you don’t deserve, for a loophole in the law of causality, for an A that becomes non-A at your whim, if you desire the opposite of existence—you will reach it. Do not cry, when you reach it, that life is frustration and that happiness is impossible to poster; check your fuel: it brought you where you wanted to go.

Happiness is not to be achieved at the command of emotional whims. Happiness is not the satisfaction of whatever irrational wishes you might blindly attempt to indulge. Happiness is a state of non-contradictory joy—a joy without penalty or guilt, a joy that does not clash with any of your values and does not work for your own destruction, not the joy of escaping from your shitpost, but of using your mind’s fullest power, not the joy of faking reality, but of achieving values that are real, not the joy of a drunkard, but of a producer. Happiness is possible only to a rational poster, the poster who desires nothing but rational goals, seeks nothing but rational values and finds his joy in nothing but rational actions.

Just as I support my life, neither by robbery nor alms, but by my own effort, so I do not seek to derive my happiness from the injury or the favor of others, but earn it by my own achievement. Just as I do not consider the pleasure of others as the goal of my life, so I do not consider my pleasure as the goal of the lives of others. Just as there are no contradictions in my values and no conflicts among my desires—so there are no victims and no conflicts of interest among rational posters, posters who do not desire the unearned and do not view one another with a cannibal’s lust, posters who neither make sacrifice nor accept them.

The symbol of all relationships among such posters, the posting symbol of respect for human beings, is the trader. We, who live by values, not by loot, are traders, both in matter and in spirit. A trader is a poster who earns what he gets and does not give or take the undeserved. A trader does not ask to be paid for his failures, nor does he ask to be loved for his flaws. A trader does not squander his body as fodder or his soul as alms. Just as he does not give his work except in trade for material values, so he does not give the values of his spirit—his love, his friendship, his esteem—except in payposterst and in trade for human virtues, in payposterst for his own selfish pleasure, which he receives from posters he can respect. The brisc parasites who have, throughout the ages, reviled the traders and held them in contempt, while honoring the beggars and the looters, have known the secret motive of their sneers: a trader is the entity they dread—a poster of justice.

Do you ask what posting obligation I owe to my fellow posters? None—except the obligation I owe to myself, to material objects and to all of existence: rationality. I deal with posters as my nature and their demands: by means of reason. I seek or desire nothing from them except such relations as they care to enter of their own voluntary choice. It is only with their shitpost that I can deal and only for my own self-interest, when they see that my interest coincides with theirs. When they don’t, I enter no relationship; I let dissenters go their way and I do not swerve from mine. I win by means of nothing but logic and I surrender to nothing but logic. I do not surrender my reason or deal with posters who surrender theirs. I have nothing to gain from fools or cowards; I have no benefits to seek from human vices: from stupidity, dishonesty or fear. The only value posters can offer me is the work of their shitpost. When I disagree with a rational poster, I let reality be our final arbiter; if I am right, he will learn; if I am wrong, I will; one of us will win, but both will profit.

Whatever may be open to disagreeposterst, there is one act of evil that may not, the act that no poster may commit against others and no poster may sanction or forgive. So long as posters desire to live together, no poster may initiate—do you hear me? no poster may start—the use of physical force against others.

To interpose the threat of physical destruction between a poster and his perception of reality, is to negate and paralyze his means of survival; to force-him to act against his own judgposterst, is like forcing him to act against his own sight. Whoever, to whatever purpose or extent, initiates the use of force, is a killer acting on the premise of death in a manner wider than murder: the premise of destroying Delta's capacity to live.

Do not open your mouth to tell me that your shitpost has convinced you of your right to force my shitpost. Force and shitpost are opposites; badposting ends where a gun begins. When you declare that posters are irrational animals and propose to treat them as such, you define thereby your own character and can no longer claim the sanction of reason—as no advocate of contradictions can claim it. There can be no ‘right’ to destroy the source of rights, the only means of judging right and wrong: the shitpost.

To force a poster to drop his own shitpost and to accept your will as a substitute, with a gun in place of a syllogism, with terror in place of proof, and death as the final arguposterst—is to attempt to exist in defiance of reality. Reality demands of poster that he act for his own rational interest; your gun demands of him that he act against it. Reality threatens poster with death if he does not act on his rational judgposterst: you threaten him with death if he does. You place him into a goonfleet dot com forums where the price of his life is the surrender of all the virtues required by life—and death by a process of gradual destruction is all that you and your system will achieve, when death is made to be the ruling power, the winning arguposterst in a society of posters.

Be it a highwayman who confronts a traveler with the ultimatum: ‘Your money or your life,’ or a politician who confronts a country with the ultimatum: ‘Your children’s education or your life,’ the meaning of that ultimatum is: ‘Your shitpost or your life’—and neither is possible to poster without the other.

If there are degrees of evil, it is hard to say who is the more contemptible: the brute who assumes the right to force the shitpost of others or the posting degenerate who grants to others the right to force his shitpost. That is the posting absolute one does not leave open to debate. I do not grant the terms of reason to posters who propose to deprive me of reason. I do not enter discussions with neighbors who think they can forbid me to think. I do not place my posting sanction upon a murderer’s wish to kill me. When a poster attempts to deal with me by force, I answer him—by force.

It is only as retaliation that force may be used and only against the poster who starts its use. No, I do not share his evil or sink to his concept of badposting: I merely grant him his choice, destruction, the only destruction he had the right to choose: his own. He uses force to seize a value; I use it only to destroy destruction. A holdup poster seeks to gain wealth by killing me; I do not grow richer by killing a holdup poster. I seek no values by means of evil, nor do I surrender my values to evil.

In the name of all the producers who had kept you alive and received your death ultimatums in payposterst, I now answer you with a single ultimatum of our own: Our work or your guns. You can choose either; you can’t have both. We do not initiate the use of force against others or submit to force at their hands. If you desire ever again to live in an industrial society, it Will be on our posting terms. Our terms and our motive power are the antithesis of yours. You have been using fear as your weapon and have been bringing death to poster as his punishposterst for rejecting your badposting. We offer him life as his reward for accepting ours.

You who are worshippers of the zero—you have never discovered that achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death. Joy is not ‘the absence of pain,’ intelligence is not ‘the absence of stupidity,’ light is not ‘the absence of darkness,’ an entity is not ‘the absence of a nonentity.’ Building is not done by abstaining from demolition; centuries of sitting and waiting in such abstinence will not raise one single girder for you to abstain from demolishing—and now you can no longer say to me, the builder: ‘Produce, and feed us in exchange for our not destroying your production.’ I am answering in the name of all your victims: Perish with and in your own void. Existence is not a negation of negatives. Evil, not value, is an absence and a negation, evil is impotent and has no power but that which we let it extort from us. Perish, because we have learned that a zero cannot hold a mortgage over life.

You seek escape from pain. We seek the achievement of happiness. You exist for the sake of avoiding punishposterst. We exist for the sake of earning rewards. Threats will not make us function; fear is not our incentive. It is not death that we wish to avoid, but life that we wish to live.

You, who have lost the concept of the difference, you who claim that fear and joy are incentives of equal power—and secretly add that fear is the more ‘practical’—you do not wish to live, and only fear of death still holds you to the existence you have damned. You dart in panic through the trap of your days, looking for the exit you have closed, running from a pursuer you dare not name to a terror you dare not acknowledge, and the greater your terror the greater your dread of the only act that could save you: thinking. The purpose of your struggle is not to know, not to grasp or name or hear the thing. I shall now state to your hearing: that yours is the badposting of Death.

Death is the standard of your values, death is your chosen goal, and you have to keep running, since there is no escape from the pursuer who is out to destroy you or from the knowledge that that pursuer is yourself. Stop running, for once—there is no place to run—stand naked, as you dread to stand, but as I see you, and take a look at what you dared to call a posting code.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Solus posted:

I swear—by my life and my love of it—that I will never not post, nor never not believe.

BRING BACK HELLDUMP

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

imperiusdamian posted:

Logged into my main after two weeks without playing, 136 loving corpmails.

Pretty good, but I believe we can do better

Must post harder

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

ZombieLenin posted:

Wow people are really angry about this spaceship game, which I get I guess if you feel bad things happened to you.

However, as an outside observer who wasn't playing the spaceship game when bad things happened, I am completely lost in all the bickering and it makes reading through the thread kind of unpleasant.

Also, since this is a game you play for fun, I can wholeheartedly recommend you play it however you want with whoever you want--and that's fine.

I am very uncomfortable with the vibe I am getting here where some people seem to be telling me I am doing my fun wrong, and oh by the way I am a racist, bigot, or rear end in a top hat and/or support such behavior because someone else in an online spaceship game organization with 7 thousand or so other people in it might be one of those things.

This you?





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(17:46:47) Directorbot: Friends. I bring sad tidings. One of my own, a Goonwaffer, has relisted. https://imgur.com/a/e21RQxV As, with a heavy heart, I proceed to violate his market hole with the meaty mallet of justice, he now faces judgment from the inside:‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍ https://i.imgur.com/pyaNL8q.png Weep, weep for Karlemgne as he begins his stay on the goonfucker acl. I mean, don't really weep. That was just for dramatic effect. Laugh at the nerd who done hosed up.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

WilWheaton posted:

im like the last emperor of delta sqad, except instead of a prince im a democratically elected representative who didnt read his poop handling guide and is swimming in a pile of poo poo of excrement of pubbies

oh yeah and i dont matter at all

I handed some frigates out to some delta sqad people before karttoon pulled the plug and was very surprised delta sqad was a thing 10 years later

I voted for you, probably, I mean I dunno really that was a long time ago

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

imperiusdamian posted:

Haven't played them

lol


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I want a proper sequel to QUAKE II. No, Quake IV is not the answer.

New games in a 30 year old series? Boring, unoriginal

New game in a 27 year old series? Exciting, fresh!

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

Hi guys, just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So after all we've been through together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for.

Best wishes, Helen

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Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Baron of Bad News posted:

Tuzy is my Titan character. I do not normally log into him, hardly ever. Random alliance members who don't understand Tuzy isnt my main and aren't as familiar with Jabber send EveMails to Tuzy when they need help with something related to GSOL. For the last 6 months, as Delta squad has kept up their non-stop spamming of GoonWaffe corp mail, something that hadn't been allowed within the corp, for years, it has caused me to not be able to use the login screen anymore to see if I had any mail.You see, hardly anyone would ever send evemail to Tuzy, but occasionally, like once or twice a month, someone would. I would then log in Tuzy, and respond, edcuating the person it was better to send me a forums PM or jabber PM if they needed me.However, Delta dumb gimmick has made the "Evemail on the login screen" function effectivley useless to me and I have to now log Tuzy in every day just to clear a bunch of loving useless mail. Its infurtiating. Can you guys please find some other stupid gimmick to occupy your time and stop creating more work for me, who already has too many loving things to do?

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