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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Can't be charged for emissions if your engine doesn't work [tapping head gif]

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Anywhere can be a city if it wants, except Reading

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


That video is good because it doesn't have a load of members of the loving public being all excited and cheerful about the Labour leader like all the poo poo the last guy pumped out.

Ready for sensible government.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Not to worry, I'm sure *checks notes* Liz Kendall will reverse this appalling policy immediately after Labour gets in to power.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


smellmycheese posted:

Sir Keith repeatedly punching sheep and cows in the face and demanding they respect him

https://twitter.com/countrylifemag/status/1699417219556413627?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

It's like forming the Arch of Honour in Disco Elysium but with your entire forearm

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Payndz posted:

I always get Chris Pincher the groper mixed up with Chris Groper the pincher.

I always get him mixed up with Gary Lineker the Crisp Pincher

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


My dog is such a big soft idiot he managed to be attacked by a sheep last week. We were walking through a sheep field (on lead of course) and one wandered over and gave him a sniff, I was getting ready to take a picture because I thought it was cute but then it butted him over and we had to hustle out through the gate.

Roy you are supposed to be a sheep dog, what went wrong? He's also scared of rain despite being from Wales.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://x.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1701299808529506713?s=20

What is this nonsense and why are they trying to reinvent trade unions.

Actually, clearly it's to marginalise existing unions, right?

e: also why don't tweets embed any more, FFS Musk

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


crispix posted:

anyone know what kind spider this guy was?





Probably the same as this one I snapped last night



Which I'm pretty sure is a cross orbweaver as others have said.

Came down this morning to find it had made a web pretty much covering the kitchen door which is very cool but not very practical. Had to break it to let the dog out, sorry spider!

sebzilla fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Sep 12, 2023

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Holy poo poo, RIP Camrath. May his fudge remain forever smooth and uncrystallised.

We've lost too many good posters over the years.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


serious gaylord posted:

He was posting about new fudge like 2 days ago.

This has spun me right out

Yeah, this. I know he'd had some money worries a little while back but there was a new flavour post just the other day and I thought things were looking up.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Miftan posted:

Nobody is concerned by teenagers being goths or w/e but maybe that's because goths don't sack capitals anymore I dunno

That's why they're goths and not Goths.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


OwlFancier posted:

It's woke propaganda like "the famous five" giving people these ideas I tell you.

Can't believe everyone just let Timmy identify as a dog without some kind of intervention

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Brendan Rodgers posted:

2000 counting from what? Is there a throughline between roman times and the hoodie?

..sort of?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birrus

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Gonzo McFee posted:

Noel Fielding is apparently also being named so it's a bad week for yer Goth girl teenage crushes.

Goth girl teenage crushes in shagging teenage goth girls shocker

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


As long as my boys Horne/Key/Watto are all ok I don't mind about anyone else really.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I was thinking - that new anthology of poetry edited by Corbyn and McCluskey has a contribution from R brand wonder if they're busy recalling it!

A couple of weeks ago they announced unspecific delays, so could be!

I got a free electronic copy of Alex Nunns' "The Candidate" to make up for it which was quite a good read, other than making me pissed off all over again about what we could have won.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Nuclear Spoon posted:

i might vote green but it really depends on the candidate and how terfy the party is in general

The terf elements have been more or less entirely removed from leadership positions which is Good, and the more decent comrades who join up and vote for stuff the better the party will be.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Sunak is Doing A Speech at 4:30

Will he announce a snap general election?

No.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Goon Project: attend one of these 40s weekends in Red Army uniform and kick the poo poo out of fash cunts

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Tesseraction posted:

It's spelled cellotape god drat it stop using yankspell.

One of my favourite bits of baffling localisation was when the first Harry Potter book was sold to America they removed one of the better jokes in the entire series because Harry fixing his glasses with Spellotape wouldn't make sense to a US audience, so they just called it tape.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


MeinPanzer posted:

Anyone else involved in the university labour dispute who is as annoyed as I am with how it's proceeding?

Not involved, but my general observation would be that large groups of people vote in stupid and self-defeating ways very often, and the fact that they're union members doesn't necessarily make them less prone to this.

You could point to a failure of leadership if the case against accepting the proposals wasn't made well enough, but from experience it's often very difficult to stop people jumping on the first offer they get. My union very rarely recommends against accepting the negotiated annual pay award but the one time in recent memory that we did it was still voted through overwhelmingly because members see "more money" and say "yes please."

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


smellmycheese posted:

Putting my call out again for Union Understander goons in this thread who might be able to advise me

I know a few things, what's up?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Brendan Rodgers posted:

I'll fix your snipe:



I was only browsing the 2015 thread recently and was reminded how pervasive this meme used to be.

And then we got a Corbyn and did some unironic hoping.

Meme was probably right all along though.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


GhostofJohnMuir posted:

wait did starmer actually say any mp joining a picket line would be out of the party? i thought trade unions were an integral part of the party apparatus?

Out of the shadow cabinet, not the party

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Nuclear Spoon posted:

i think there should be a minister for crisps

Gary Lineker fantasy cabinet

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


forkboy84 posted:

Jonathan Jones is the most tediously miserable bag of shite alive

Was he the one who decided to write an article about how Pratchett was terrible lowbrow shite after he died, despite never having read any?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


There's a no-go zone behind me at night because of my terrible farts

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


History Comes Inside! posted:

Honestly even expecting them to lose at the next election if they boot sunak out first and go into it with basically anyone else feels too optimistic.

Remember this is the thread that was convinced Corbyn could get the job done and we all know how that story went.

I think by late 2019 we were more or less resigned to getting out heads kicked in, but kept hoping for a miracle anyway because what else was there?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Jesus Christ

Next Tory leader?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

God help us all if we end up with Starmer vs Truss.

I'd definitely put my money on Starmer winning that one though, no-one knows what he stands for but they sure as hell remember what Truss managed to unleash upon us.

There's still time for Farage to join the Tory party, win a by-election, and use the nutter brigade to launch a leadership coup.

Pretty sure he'd have a better chance of beating Starmer than Sunak, Truss, Mordaunt, Badenoch or any other plausible current Tory.

Then we're truly in hellworld.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


HS2 scrapped, instead Rishi is going to build or upgrade a laundry list of roads and rail connections



Just as soon as those 40 hospitals are done

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Another one for the car park

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


For breakfast I usually just have a mug of coffee and whatever my daughter leaves of her breakfast. If I make my own as well then it ends up being too much and I'm trying to avoid becoming overly large as I stumble through my mid-30s.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


OwlFancier posted:

I think that's already illegal in the UK along with drawn representations.

Always found it darkly funny that Rolf Harris was charged with "creating indecent images"

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



So many weird pauses in her answer, is she being fed it through an earpiece?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



No doubt this will get just as much attention as Luciana Berger's Police Escort

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


TACD posted:

if it’s a typo they’ve also converted it to imperial units

I like to read the floor plan as the garden being upstairs, like a particularly drunken build on The Sims

I expect the conversion is automatic. Aim for 7.14m, accidentally flub a zero on the end and suddenly your garden is long enough to fit a very narrow olympic swimming pool.

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



If this was my house I'd probably knock down some walls and turn the bathroom/upboar/lobby/toilet-shame-cubicle into the kitchen (with garden access) and put the bathroom in the kitchen space, probably squeeze a washing machine in there too euro-style.

Then everyone in the garden can watch me poop through binoculars.

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