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This is the the 11th September since the 2012 Olympics, the last time Britain was Great.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2023 00:22 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:56 |
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Shittest Zelda yet.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2023 00:30 |
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fuctifino posted:When I first saw the 'Most schools unaffected' graphic when it was shared by a friend, I thought it was a shoop https://twitter.com/HindChristopher/status/1698975034990055431
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 11:58 |
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Microplastics posted:We're at the tip of the heat penis All hail the Heat Teat, destroyer of our perpetual enemy: France.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 13:53 |
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Typical for Greece to be measuring their daily rainfall in metres this time of year. Your own Personal Venice Somewhere to sail down streets And post that as tweets Reach out and grab fish
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 16:12 |
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A Conspiracy of Cravens
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 16:20 |
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typical irish voice-blindness smdh
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 22:22 |
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fuctifino posted:Apparently the government has published a list of affected schools...er....somewhere Being fair you might not have considered this page because when it was announced last week that there were 100 schools affected, my instant thought was "I want to see the list because I know people with kids in schools in my area and I want to know they're safe" and I indeed opened that URL, where the only data it had was a CSV about the schools affected, which provides you with this meticulously detailed information: Needless to say I was not impressed.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 13:00 |
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🎶 wild swimming / deserves a lake of shite 🎶 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahJ6Kh8klM4
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 20:59 |
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DaWolfey posted:No Justice MTG is one of only a handful of UK politics twitch/youtube streamers (that I know of), she's good and knowledgeable. Well worth watching and she streams several evenings a week. 19 month subscriber here
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 18:36 |
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InspectorCarbonara posted:Didn't realise that GB News hired Alan Partridge just absolutely blasting his trousers to atoms with how badly he's making GBS threads himself live on air
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 21:43 |
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Scotsgoons I have found your quintessential national embarrassment https://twitter.com/duckyle2nd/status/1695072313123721695
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 22:13 |
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forkboy84 posted:Also I don't think someone with a union flag emoji can be our national embarrassment, he's shared with the rest of this shithole country. Is there anything more embarrassing than a Scotsman who proudly displays a Union Jack?
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 23:06 |
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For the record - check his profile bio where his only claim is that he's more Scottish than the current First Minister. Because of course he thinks that's true.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 23:07 |
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Guavanaut posted:"without looking like a national front rally." "more of a front nationale merci"
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 13:10 |
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The only acceptable rave is ranting and raving at the local foreigns to tell them to go back to where they came from.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 13:13 |
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Classic Met behaviour. Guessing he has a nickname on the whatsapp hate crimes group.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 13:19 |
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OwlFancier posted:Constant rolling thunder here, nice to have a break from the heat. I was celebrating the cloudburst this afternoon and the 10 degree drop in weather, only for the humidity to skyrocket and the temperature return to 25°C with maximum humidity
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 20:18 |
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Number one cause of a bad dog is a bad owner IMO and IME.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 14:33 |
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Hey I've had dogs before, I'm not some anti-dog person. I'm just sceptical of the good owner/bad owner dichotomy, everyone is a self-assured good owner until something bad happens. I mean the previous Bully XL that did this in 2021 had both owners jailed and the dog was shot dead by police. Are you suggesting there aren't consequences for bad dogs? If a dog bites someone it's put down at a vet or executed by police?
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 18:43 |
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Brendan Rodgers posted:That's rare most of the time they seem to get away from it AFAIK? I'm also talking about preventative stuff like muzzling or licenses not summary execution after the fact. https://www.gov.uk/control-dog-public quote:You can get an unlimited fine or be sent to prison for up to 6 months (or both) if your dog is dangerously out of control. You may not be allowed to own a dog in the future and your dog may be destroyed. Destroyed is the euphemism for lethal injection or loving gatling gunned by Slipper's pigs.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 18:48 |
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Seems like there's a notable issue with specific breeds that maybe might warrant more intervention in those breeds specifically.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 19:06 |
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*jumping out of a SWAT vehicle and training my shotgun on a pomeranian* SIR YOU HAVE A DOG IN YOUR POSSESSION SIR PLEASE STAND ASIDE THE LITTLE poo poo MIGHT BITE SOMEONE *ignores man walking past with a staffordshire terrier covered in human blood*
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 19:08 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:or maybe travellers *narrowing eyes*
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 22:50 |
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sebzilla posted:https://x.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1701299808529506713?s=20 "x.com" don't - change it back to the real URL e.g. https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1701299808529506713?s=20
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 23:07 |
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If only we criminalised paedophilia. Alas.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 23:16 |
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TACD posted:horrible dark irony that transphobic twitter wants to be known as X but nobody calls it that and the old name works much better also ironic that a man obsessed with the Y chromosome keeps focusing on the X
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 23:25 |
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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a dog is a good guy with a dog.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 10:08 |
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Why is the media so biased again my beloved dog breed, the Alabama Throatripper?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 10:15 |
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The Aberdeen Throatnipper?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 10:23 |
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Guavanaut posted:Have they found out whether the most recent one even was an Excel Bully? Well I've never seen a powerpoint bully.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 10:32 |
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I think the gun comparison is a little weak given we don't have more mass bitings than days in the year nor is a school biting a weekly occurrence. And additionally dogs are living, feeling creatures, so comparing them to a tool whose literal only purpose for existence is killing feels like comparing apples and mass shootings.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 11:50 |
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But the thing is we do have restrictions on dogs? They must be microchipped for tracking, they must always be put on a lead if requested (demanded) by police, they are put down if they bite a human being once. Yes there are people who are bad apples, and I would absolutely prefer bad owners are given more stick, but we are not second amendment-ing about dogs here; there are rules and traceability enforced.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 12:25 |
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For what it's worth I was terrified of dogs after narrowly avoiding being bitten by a jack russell (that was put down for that by its first good owner) and then being bitten by a potentially rabid dog (with lovely owner) and having to have my terrified arse dragged to the hospital to make sure I wasn't terminally ill. Changed after I held a puppy in the palm of my hand and watched it grow up to unconditionally love me, but I appreciate that's not something you can magically grant someone the experience of.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 12:28 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:we all know police are anti-human and pro-gun, but are they pro or anti dog
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 12:30 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:They are the 3rd most dangerous animal to man however, after insects, snakes in terms of deaths. Some form of consideration should be given that dogs are actually very dangerous animals and every year loads of people particularly children are mauled and maimed. Oh absolutely, I should make it clear that my stance has always been that dogs with a tendency to roughness should be under stricter scrutiny than, to return to my joke earlier, a pomeranian.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 13:14 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:suicide by dog I have brought shame on my shogun and must commit shiba inu
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 13:49 |
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that chihuahua has a gun
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 13:53 |
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Mega Comrade posted:Anything that's breed specific is doomed to fail. Dog genes are just far too maluable. To enter your dog at crufts you need a KC certificate proving the authenticity of the breed which requires it to be bred from two other KC registered dogs because even expert dog judges cannot guantee a breed by sight and measurement's alone. True. I suppose I was thinking of the purebreeds or ones specifically bred to be violent, but mongrels are better off genetically and often cuter anyway. Maybe we need a nation of dog psychiatrists? Specifically not dog phrenologists though.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 14:03 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:56 |
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Rustybear posted:I'd say the opposite frankly: mongrels are prone to health issues from inadvisable breed mixes all the time and are notorious for behaviour issues. Breeding lines exist for a reason. Okay fine too much mongrel makes a muckle.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 14:40 |