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I went for a run today and then went to the shops. It was lovely. Ps it's 31 tomorrow and 29+ the rest of the week so suck poo poo I guess.
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"Perhaps we grew more accustomed to “wild toileting” during the pandemic – sales of Shewees, for instance, the device that allows women to stand while peeing, and therefore pee where men pee, have boomed 700% since the first lockdown – and it has taken us a while to return to normal standards. It has always been a problem when large numbers of people descend on a place, such as the visitors to Cheltenham races last month." Women, in mens toilets?!? *faux outrage* Wild swimming is the loving dumbest term ever and only exists in the UK, because you guessed it, this country is loving dumb. Gas the palace whilst sitting Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Sep 6, 2023 |
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thebardyspoon posted:The way I read Diet Cracks post wasn't that there's something wrong with Wild Swimming the thing, more that it having it's own special name and people who get really into it and I assume legal distinctions is the dumb part. Then also the fact that in the UK you will be swimming in shite water if you partake (although I assume in most countries swimming in rivers near cities/towns will probably never be the healthiest. This - if it's outdoors and in water, you're wild swimming? When was there a necessity for differentiating where you're swimming? It's almost as if for clout to be like "well I WAS WILD with it." Plus it sounds loving stupid. Wildest of ripturds off the coast Brb going for a wild walk Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Sep 6, 2023 |
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Skarsnik posted:The local uni has a 'wild swimming' society called wet and wild, they quite often make bookings with us and they get put in the diary as the watersports society as I am a child So it's a public pool or whatever? This is the point, why the gently caress is it referred to as Wild Swimming if it's in a lido or whatever? It'd make more sense if you were swimming in a lake in bumfuck nowhere? It's very much a British thing and it doesn't really make any sense.. Also Parliamentary Long Pork should be on the menu Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Sep 7, 2023 |
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Dog owners, tenfold, tend to be worse in every single aspect than cat owners. Namaste. Without doubt, half of the dog owning population are utter cunts who shouldn't have pets.
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Came across a genuinely good soul and I'm pretty bummed about it - Hope you've found solace wherever it is.
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Wasn't pink actually a masculine colour until feminism came along?
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fuctifino posted:On the subject of the SAS, Matt Wanksock is on SAS:Who Dares Wins 
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Binshallah *Swish from downtown*
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lmao that they thought making train bogies automated was somehow a technological revolution when trains inherently can't do anything but follow the loving track it's on - just upgrade the signalling systems you utter nonce pleb fucks. Conversely this poo poo would never work in America because 90% of their rail network is a one way line
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A new approach to Net Zero - Never reaching net zeroGuavanaut posted:I hope this isn't entitled Boomer Britain whining again. You already know the answer, until we either assist them to early deaths or make time go faster it's going to be the same poo poo ad nauseum
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Quick question - remember when we lived in dystopia and the tories were all lining up to tell us about how many drugs they used to do to try and seem human before enacting laws to make possession of weed the death penalty(exg), on the whim of an idea conjured kneeling by a toilet seat railing lines? Did Braverman chime in?
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I mean he's not wrong, this is the actual prisoner island, not Australia.
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Reminder that Max Mosley called himself "on the left" as he handed out flyers at Oswald's side basically saying what Braverman is saying now.
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smellmycheese posted:I regret to inform you that the trains have gone woke Yes, bite the bullet Rishi So when is this election so we can just get this pantomime over with? Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Sep 28, 2023 |
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Sep 28, 2023 11:14
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So this is where we institute like for like punishments on the landlords right? *pulls starter on chainsaw*
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Angepain posted:ok the full thing is even more bizarre Just change the background to red with black and white trim
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History Comes Inside! posted:Could have just assumed this based off their proximity to Jamie Oliver tbf I mean, it's apt that Toploader only ever came to fame by covering someone else's work. Fits for both Parties really. I'm fairly certain they were at the last party conference too, I vaguely recall a story about it.
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This is all just part of the plan for the disaster capitalists. Run this moronic shill oval office against Truss
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Gone from antisemitism to toasting things, you mob have no shame.
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Would be hilarious if voting intention swung off a deepfake I mean this country is predicated on fakes and lies so why not
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fuctifino posted:I've been laughing hard at the many people who automatically distrust the multi-party line that it's a fake. That concorde would crash and burn on take off guaranteed - they only just removed the magazines used for ballast a couple of years ago. Therefore I agree the Royals should be taken for a flight immediately.
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kingturnip posted:What is the appropriate coloured lighting for this specific scenario? Green, White and Red
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If they're covering the urinals then what's to say the ladies aren't just splashing the floor
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Minister for Online Safety all "I thought this was going to be a cushy role"
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https://twitter.com/Daniel_Sugarman/status/1711291263704600639 I live in Golders, there were 2 robberies, one was another store that was smash and grabbed - also happens to not be a store in any way affiliated with Jews but that ofcourse wouldn't stoke the narrative. It's just another loving normal day but ofcourse "WE BE SO PERSECutED"
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Angepain posted:have labour announced any policies yet Yes - Reeves announced that Palestine doesn't matter and that's policy.
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Conservatives can really go do one e: I don't know if this person is real nor do I care because this is only a small representative portion of the smoothbrainers trying to refer to this as a second coming of Kristallnacht https://twitter.com/DaveAtherton20/status/1711476384525168771 Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Oct 9, 2023 |
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If Bibby cost 1.6bn, just for reference this loving thing costs 7.6bn.  Tories just begging for the swift slot of the Guillotine at this point. At least 90% of that cost is corruption. Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Oct 10, 2023 |
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