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You stole an hour of my summer (thread) and I shan't forgive you.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Aren't creme eggs all the time? No they dip out for about 2 months per year to provide an air of false scarcity. Which is the time of year when you need to store reserve creme eggs in your arse. Or idk find some factory rejects in Poundland if you're a dirty prole 
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Sep 1, 2023 13:51
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Sep 2, 2023 14:02
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SplitSoul posted:Rowling: Taliban ftw X-posting from the Hit Takes thread cause this is a toaster even for the two of them weapons
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Sep 4, 2023 14:48
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Been running 5-10Ks in New York all this week in 30C+ and high humidity and it feels insane. Didn't know my eyeballs could sweat like that
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Sep 5, 2023 14:29
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forkboy84 posted:Those are called tears OP That would explain why all those repressed memories of my childhood were unlocked as well. Dang humidity
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Sep 5, 2023 15:10
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Is it really a conspiracy when it happens completely in the open?
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Sep 5, 2023 16:08
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:What difference will it make? When I bought it 15 years ago to inhale I did so under the guise of wanting to make whipped cream since they weren't allowed to sell it for inhalation. Now it'll be legal provided you carry a pot of whipping cream too? New scourge of "creaming" has taken hold of the nation's youth
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Sep 5, 2023 17:17
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Sorry to someone - I went to hit 'reply' and my screen jumped and 'reply' had changed into 'report' instead. Its too late theyve already been apprehended
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Sep 5, 2023 20:10
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Diet Crack posted:The Keirstapo has them detained for huffing whippets At least Keith has changed his tune on animal cruelty then
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Sep 5, 2023 20:12
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You bloody lefties are never satisfied. What would you like - a FOURTH meaningless aggregate number?
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Sep 6, 2023 13:26
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How the gently caress is that only a year ago
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Sep 6, 2023 14:38
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To Live And Die In ULEZ
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Sep 9, 2023 14:22
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That's the kid from Powder
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Sep 9, 2023 15:17
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Nah I don't think it's that hard as long as you have cash and no traceable phone. That fake-rear end Hunted show is a psy-op to make it seem harder
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Sep 9, 2023 15:22
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 Rough justice from the long arm of the law
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Sep 9, 2023 16:50
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British people are extremely insane about dogs, it appears. Dogs are good
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Sep 11, 2023 14:30
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Sanford posted:My dog is a good boy but also a loving idiot; draw your own conclusions. He's cute but he shouldn't be allowed to own a dog Aphex- posted:Who was saying they weren't? A bunch of cunts
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Sep 11, 2023 14:38
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smellmycheese posted:I regret to inform you todays dog discourse has now moved on to “dogs in pubs” A pub full of dogs is great craic, pub full of kids is nightmare zone. Thread is now fully r/dogfree vs r/childfree , hell is empty and all the cunts are here
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Sep 11, 2023 15:33
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Skull Servant posted:I've been reading the thread silently agreeing with the pro-dog camp but this is really weird and something I only noticed when I moved to the UK. People really want to take their dogs in the shop with them. It's mostly fine because in my case there isn't really a place outside to tie them up but the other week a women asked permission (to be fair they always have) and when we said it was okay she let the dog off the leash and let it wander around. Not awful but definitely a little bit disrespectful. That's pretty weird, but also very easy to say "keep him on a lead" even though you shouldn't have to
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Sep 11, 2023 16:44
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You can bring a dog to a kids park, but you can't go dogging with your kids, what's the country coming to
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Sep 11, 2023 16:49
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Julio Cruz posted:love having to quickly leaf through my copy of the Kennel Club encyclopaedia so I can work out if the dog rapidly approaching me is a “typically friendly breed” or not Please just don't ever leave home without wearing a helmet
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Sep 12, 2023 13:52
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Rustybear posted:If you dog really is a lovable old soul or tiny toy breed that potters along behind you then what's the harm in just slinging an extender on them in a public place to keep everyone happy? Dog on a lead is way more likely to trip someone up or get in the way of a passing bike, so I don't bother. I'll roll the dice on my 4.8kg lil terrier mutt sniffling somebody's foot too hard. Or accidentally making eye contact with a goon, killing them instantly
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Sep 12, 2023 14:21
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Also wearing a collar on national TV, who does she think she is , former PM Liz Truss?
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Sep 12, 2023 15:32
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Can you put a lead on a snake? You have to put them in a Pringles tube and carry it around with you. A lot of fun when one of your friends wants some Pringles tho 
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Sep 12, 2023 19:40
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stev posted:I work with multiple men in their 30s and 40s who spent time scouting every shop for bottles when they were all sold out. What kind of work do you do that attracts ... such folk?
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Sep 12, 2023 19:47
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Jesus Christ. I'm so so sorry, to you and your partner and your friends and everyone who knew him. Based solely on posts here he seemed like an extremely good and kind dude, and this is a tragedy. Be well and hug your loved ones close. RIP Henry
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Sep 12, 2023 20:01
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Klepsie posted:I doubt you'll be surprised to be told that this is exactly what he was. Sometimes he liked to appear the flint-hearted ogre, and he could do so convincingly -- LARP gave him a ton of practice at playing the bad guy -- but if ever it came to the crunch, he was pure gold. When my time comes (hopefully long aways), I hope to have friends to speak so kindly on my behalf. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam
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Sep 12, 2023 20:12
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Didn't realise you were supposed to have political knowledge before posting here, this is very bad for me...
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Sep 13, 2023 12:01
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After posting here for years I'm not sure if I know any more about UK politics, but I know loads more about different things you can shove up your arse
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Sep 13, 2023 12:28
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Microplastics posted:The only time I've ever had a general anaesthetic is because I shoved something up my arse. You can all delight in knowing that you paid in part, via taxes and the magic of the NHS, for its removal Always nice to learn the origins of posters' usernames. However as a millennial Irishgoon, I was born free from the yoke of British Arse Payments
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Sep 13, 2023 12:36
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Mega Comrade posted:I guess all fashion is circular. Well...the hats are at least
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Sep 13, 2023 18:05
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History Comes Inside! posted:If your school uniform involves a blazer that’s basically child abuse I went to a suit oval office school for a couple years until I realised I could escape. I got the blazer from my older brother who got expelled from the same oval office school for fighting teachers and smoking weed, and the blazer had a bunch of little holes from hot rocks. Think he also got it from another dropout so not actually sure how old that blazer was. Relatedly, I know that McD's makes you pay for their awful polyester uniforms, and the pants don't even have pockets incase you try to abscond with a pocket Filet-o-Fish or something
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Sep 15, 2023 14:10
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Reveilled posted:I'm curious then, what was school like for the rest of you? Culturally I mean, among the kids, was there no sense of, like, group solidarity? When I went to aforementioned suit oval office school for Junior Cycle, it was a bunch of rugger-bugger posh twats who ruled the roost. Being a "freak" with long hair made me slightly ostracised, but I was too tall and disinterested to be a bully target so I just hung out with some fellow nerds and discussed sci-fi. Then for Senior Cycle I left the oval office school cause they wanted me to cut my hair, moved to the local pov school where all my mates went, skipped a year, joined a band, and was instantly embroiled in the "moshers vs. scumbags" forever-war. Guess I was still a mega-nerd but I had long hair, a leather jacket, and used to skip school to smoke fags in town with the other metalheads. Badly ripping off Thrice and Shai Hulud metalcore riffs somehow even got us pathetic "groupies". Basically I remained confused throughout school and if anyone ever slagged me off I probably would have just gone "huh? Oh yeah, right, heh". Thanks for reading the first chapter of Memoirs Of An Excellent And Fascinating Poster
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Sep 15, 2023 16:27
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Yo-yos have some weird generational recurrence, every decade or so they keep going up and down in popularity like some kind of oscillating device
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Sep 15, 2023 17:13
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happyhippy posted:That works on two levels, Baddiel and the channel Also Walliams. Maybe also Mitchell. Let's just shut down all Dave's until we know what's going on
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Sep 15, 2023 21:07
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Guavanaut posted:Pig tape just leaked. It'll do wonders for his comedy career tho. Might even bring it to Edinburgh next year
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Sep 15, 2023 21:11
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I'm assuming he was a nevernude pillow humper
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Sep 15, 2023 22:22
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Chad behaviour
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Gonzo McFee posted:I mean he was dating Pixie Geldof when she was 16 and he was 33 so regardless of if he's in the documentary or not he probably should be. Always detested Fielding, didn't know this though, my word
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